->'''Tyler Durden''': ''(to a doctor treating Narrator's wounds)'' He fell down some stairs.\\
'''Narrator/Jack''': I fell down some stairs.
-->-- ''Film/FightClub''

->'''Lucio''': I have to check in with Reyes! I'm already late, he's going to know that something is wrong.
->'''Michael''': Fine, call him. You broke your foot walking down the stairs at the mall, you forgot to call.
->'''Lucio''': ...? Broke my foot? I didn't break my foot.
->''(Fiona stomps on his foot, cracking it. Cue screams)''
->'''Michael''': There you go.
-->--''Series/BurnNotice'', "Hard Bargain"

->'''Comm. Braden:''' Where did you get those bruises?\\
'''Gunter:''' From a bar fight.\\
'''Comm. Braden''': There was no alcohol in your system.\\
'''Gunter:''' It was a juice bar.

->'''Rayne:''' I fell down some stairs.\\
'''Noel:''' [[DefiedTrope No he didn't. I beat the shit out of him with a smile on my face.]]\\
-- ''Webcomic/LeastICouldDo''

->'''Francine:''' Wow Jeffs really changed.\\
'''Haley:''' Isn't it great? I don't know whats gotten into him but he has gotten so strong and primal, like a cave man. I wonder if he'll hit me? But only because he really loves me.''\\
'''Francine:''' And sometimes you do talk to much.\\
'''Haley:''' Yes, yes I do.\\
'''Francine:''' Ooo we'll could say you walked into a door.\\
'''Haley:''' Thats perfect. Thanks mom.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'', "Bullocks to Stan"

->'''Reporter:''' And then, just recently, Mr. Cleaver, the government's nuclear advisor.
->'''Margaret:''' Slipped on an icy patch.
->'''Reporter:''' He was decapitated!
->'''Margaret:''' It was a ''very'' icy patch.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Boom Town"

->"''All right, Frank, let's recap, shall we? You slipped and fell onto a shiv. Then you got up and fell backwards onto another shiv. And finally one last shiv fell from the ceiling and into your body. I'm gonna go out on a limb here: I think you got shivved."''
-->-- '''Det. Jake Peralta''', ''Series/BrooklynNineNine''