->''He don't deserve no mercy\\
We ought to shoot him with a gun\\
But I am not an evil man\\
So first let's have a little fun''

->''We'll tie that scoundrel to a rope\\
And throw it overboard\\
Drag him underneath the ship\\
A terrifying deadly trip''
-->-- '''{{Alestorm}}''', ''Keelhauled''

->''Can't even shout, can't even cry\\
The Gentlemen are coming by\\
Looking in windows, knocking on doors\\
They need to take seven, and they might take yours\\
Can't call to Mom, can't say a word\\
You're gonna die screaming, but you won't be heard''
-->-- ''[[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy]]'', "Hush"

->"You could initiate a horrifying fury that would terrorize even the Grim Reaper - and you don't ''even'' want to fuck with that mack daddy."
-->-- '''Bludworth''', ''Film/FinalDestination''

->''When Beyond Birthday committed his third murder, he attempted an experiment. Namely, to see if it were possible for a human being to die of internal hemorrhaging without rupturing any organs. Specifically, he drugged his victim so they fell unconscious, tied them up, and proceeded to beat their left arm thoroughly, being careful not to break the skin. He was hoping to bring about enough hemorrhaging to cause death from loss of blood, but this attempt ended, sadly, in failure. Blood congested in the arm and it turned purplish red beneath the skin, but the victim did not die. He simply shook, convulsed, and remained alive. He had been convinced the blood loss incurred was enough to kill someone, but apparently he had underestimated the matter. As far as Beyond Birthday was concerned, the actual method of murder rated fairly low on the amusement scale, and it was never more than an interesting experiment. It did not particularly matter to him whether it succeeded or not. Beyond Birthday simply shrugged, and took out a knife...''
-->--''Manga/DeathNote, LightNovel/AnotherNote: The Los Angeles BB Murder Cases'' pg 9 (Leaping over the MoralEventHorizon in the first paragraph)

->''Know about Bluhm? ...They dragged him into the desert, [[TongueTrauma cut out his tongue]], [[GroinAttack chopped off his manly apparatus]] [[{{Squick}} and stuffed them where his tongue had been]]. Then they crucified the poor bugger. Pathologist's opinion is he was still alive when they nailed him up.''
-->--'''[[TheSpymaster Tim Donohue]]''', ''TheConstantGardener''

->''The last guy to whack one of [[TheFaceless Vasquaz's]] boys had his mouth filled by a Mauser clip and his gums glued up before they [[ManOnFire set another note to his head.]]''
-->-- '''Tanner''', ''Driver 2''

->''Of all the methods I employ, [[SincerityMode this is perhaps the cruelest]], causing my victim’s body to shrink on itself, crushing bones and rupturing organs ‘til the pressure inside burst the sac of fleshy skin, spraying its contents for all to see.''
-->-- '''[[SociopathicHero Kain]]''', ''Blood Omen: LegacyOfKain''

->Death by scratch-and-sniff? What the hell happened to people shooting each other with guns?
-->-- '''Emerson Cod''', ''Series/PushingDaisies''

->''"The sentence of the Law in your case is, and this Court doth adjudge,\\\
That you be drawn upon a hurdle to the place of execution; that you be there hanged by the neck, but [[NotQuiteDead not until you are dead]]; but that, being alive, you be cut down, and your bowels taken out [[AndShowItToYou and burnt before your face]]; that [[OffWithHisHead your head be severed from your body]], and your body divided into four parts; and that your head and quarters be disposed of as the King shall think fit: and [[LyricalDissonance may the Lord have mercy on your soul]]!"''
-->--Sentence given to '''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/François_Henri_de_la_Motte Francis Henry De la Motte]]''' and others in the British history for [[RewardedAsATraitorDeserves High Treason]]

->''"He should be thrown alive to the crocodiles! An anaconda should strangle him slowly! A poisonous spider should sting him and paralyze his lungs! The most venomous serpent should bite him and make his brain explode! No — panther claws should rip open his throat — that would be much too good for him! Huge red ants should piss into his lying eyes and gobble up his balls and his guts! He should catch the plague! Syphilis! Yellow fever! Leprosy! It's no use; the more I wish him the most gruesome deaths, the more he haunts me."''
-->--'''Creator/KlausKinski''', on BFF Creator/WernerHerzog

->''"Those of us who are not claustrophobes are aerophobes. Others are afraid of the dark, other don't want to be burned to death. It's extraordinary; they got together every horror in the American psyche and sprang it on us."''
-->--'''Creator/GoreVidal''' on the September 11th World Trade Center attacks

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[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome wesomeness]]\\
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[[RuleOfCool idiculousness]]\\
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[[ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice umber of Holes Created in Victim]]\\
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[[RoarBeforeBeating uuaggahhhaaaarrh!!!!]]\\
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[[AnArmAndALeg imbs Removed]]\\
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[[BondOneLiner elivery of One Liner]]''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', the Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger [[http://www.break.com/article/the-12-best-arnold-kills-out-of-all-509-2554063 Death Rating System]]

->''I can't believe Father Martin one-upped Jesus Christ himself in shitty ways to die.''
-->--'''Miles Upshur''', ''VideoGame/{{Outlast}}''
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