->''"I don't care a darn about the critics. This is the stuff the public wants."''
-->--'''Elijah Quimby''' in George M. Cohan's play ''Seven Keys to Baldpate'' (ironically one of his best-reviewed plays)

->''"Those big-shot writers could never dig the fact that [[SturgeonsLaw there are more salted peanuts consumed than caviar]]... If the public likes you, you're good."''
-->-- '''[[MikeHammer Mickey Spillane]]'''

->''"Any star rating at all seems irrelevant to Creator/JohnWaters' ''Film/PinkFlamingos'', which exists outside of critical terms, like the weather."''
-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert''', ''I Hated, Hated, Hated This Movie!'' (preface)

->''"''StarshipTroopers ''is such an amazing satire [[Creator/RogerEbert most critics]] didn't even realize it was one. And when someone can't tell that Psychic Gestapo [[NeilPatrickHarris Doogie Howser]] isn't serious, they can't even be trusted to watch movies for a living."''
-->-- '''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', "[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-4-best-moments-in-worst-movies-ever-made/ The 4 Best Moments in the Worst Moves Ever Made]]"

->''"What do you want? It's another new Mario game. [[StrictlyFormula 8 levels, a competently-arranged difficulty curve, two many repeated boss fights and a couple new power-ups]] based on the first thing someone saw as they [[LineOfSightName glanced around the room.]]"''
-->-- '''''Zero Punctuation''''' on ''SuperMario3DLand''

->''"This movie sucks. Its nearly three hours of horrible acting, terrible scripting, and some of the worst singing ever in movie musicals. I canít believe my dad loves this movie. *shakes head*"''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/02/10/paint-your-wagon-1969-joshua-logan/ on]] ''PaintYourWagon''
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