->''"If you could ever find it in your hearts,\\
if you could ever think to find some sympathy,\\
never ask us to play this song,\\
or that song about our pants, or our kitty doggy.\\
Never ask us to play 'Godzilla' or 'Shut Up'\\
or that song we haven't written yet about that time we did some stuff."''
-->-- '''Music/FiveIronFrenzy''', "Never Ask Us to Play This"

->''"You know, it's funny how wrong an artist can be about his own work. The one composition of [[PyotrIlyichTchaikovsky Tchaikovsky's]] that he really detested was his 'Nutcracker Suite', which is probably the most popular thing he ever wrote."''
-->--'''Deems Taylor''', ''Disney/{{Fantasia}}''[[note]][[{{Irony}} A film which was itself a victim of this trope.]][[/note]]

->''"I used to produce movies. In [[TheEighties the 80s]]. Kind of like action films, sexy stuff. One critic called them '[[MistakenForProfound European.]]' I thought they were ''shit''."''
-->--'''Bernie Rose''', ''{{Film/Drive}}''

->''"I shrivel up every time someone mentions ''[[StarWarsANewHope Star Wars]]'' to me."''
-->--'''Alec Guinness'''

->''"If I had the time and a sledgehammer, I would [[OrwellianEditor track down every copy of that special and smash it]]."''
-->-- '''Creator/GeorgeLucas''' endorses the ''Film/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial''.

->''"There were a lot of '[[JustAStupidAccent voilas]]' and '[[ShrugTake Gallic shrugs]]' with strains of the ''[[StandardSnippet Marseillaise]]'' on the soundtrack... mostly [[ForGreatJustice great stunning cliches]] to demonstrate their overwhelming love of ''La France'' and ''la gloire''. The result was purest chloroform. The picture ran for nearly three hours and at the gala American premiere the principal star in the audience was former vice president UsefulNotes/RichardNixon, the only time I ever felt compassion for him."''
-->--'''Creator/GoreVidal''' (on the making of ''Film/IsParisBurning''), ''Point to Point Navigation''

->''"I didn't want anything to do with [[{{Fanboy}} a group of obsessives]] who paid to get together to talk incessantly about a TV show that had been cancelled. It wasn't logical ... "''
-->--'''Creator/WilliamShatner''', on his reluctance to attend ''Franchise/StarTrek'' conventions

->''"The first ''StarTrek'' movie that I saw was "''[[Film/StarTrekGenerations Generations]]''"...And since then I've seen a few "''[[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Next Generation]]''" episodes that I liked, and a couple of "''[[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Deep Space Nine]]''". I'm waiting for good ''Voyager'' episode. I hope one comes up soon."''
-->--'''Robert Beltran''' on his ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' experience

->''"In my opinion the worst ''Doctor Who'' story ever written. (As an author I am entitled to say that!)"''
-->--'''Eric Saward''' [[http://drwhointerviews.wordpress.com/2009/08/06/eric-saward-1986/ on]] ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS21E4ResurrectionOfTheDaleks}} "Resurrection of the Daleks"]]

->''"Once I looked the whole thing through, I just thought 'Oh, man. It's exactly what I thought it was gonna be, but I'm glad no one's ever gonna see it!' Because I thought [[TemptingFate he was never gonna be able to sell this to anybody.]]...'I'm paroled now. That's in the past, and I'm moving on.'"''
-->--'''Mark Hannon''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMsWmsR8Smk on]] ''SamuraiCop''

->''"''[I]''n terms of that film I was embarrassed. I was ashamed of the work, and I was grateful that I had the power to contain it all, and never let anyone see it. It was bad, bad, bad. It [[ItSeemedLikeAGoodIdeaAtTheTime could have been wonderful]], but I slipped up. I didn't quite get it and I didn't quite have enough sense to find out why I'm doing it and maybe there would be an answer."''
-->-- '''Creator/JerryLewis''', when asked if he'd ever release ''Film/TheDayTheClownCried''

->''"The less said about ''[[Film/SupermanIVTheQuestForPeace Superman IV]]'', the better."''

->"''I'll tell you the last time I really cried was at the premiere of 'Film/BatmanAndRobin.' They were real tears because I realized that that might be the end of my career and I might have [[FranchiseKiller brought down the franchise along with it.]]''"
-->-- '''Creator/GeorgeClooney'''

->''"A lot of people hated ''Film/{{Alien 3}}'', but no one hated it more than I did."''

->''"...maybe one of the worst films in the entire solar system, including alien productions we've never seen."''
-->-- '''Creator/SylvesterStallone''' on ''Film/StopOrMyMomWillShoot''

->''"Congratulations, you've just bought our worst album!"''
-->-- '''Music/ElvisCostello''', in the liner notes to a reissue of ''Goodbye, Cruel World''.

->''"If you thought you were sick of [[MemeticMutation the memes]], I was sick of it way ahead of you. For instance, cake. I've had enough [[TheCakeIsALie cake jokes]]."''
-->-- '''Erik Wolpaw''', writer for ''VideoGame/{{Portal}}''

->''"We all make mistakes. I shall now rededicate myself to my old ideals."''
-->-- '''Creator/WaltDisney''' on ''Disney/{{Fantasia}}''[[note]]Though admittedly he was more upset by the film's [[CreatorKiller almost studio-destroying]] [[BoxOfficeBomb box office performance]] than by the film itself, which he was still very proud of.[[/note]]

->''"There's not enough money in the world to get me singing 'Because We Want To' again."''
-->-- '''Creator/BilliePiper'''

->''"I don't understand why [my ''{{MUGEN}}'' website] still hasn't died even now. They mock me by denying me access to it (I never figured out why, and I don't really care anymore), and then not getting rid of it even after all these years. Ugh, I wish this relic of my past would fucking die in a fire already..."''
-->-- '''BB Hood''' ([[VideoGame/{{Darkstalkers}} not that one]]), a ''MUGEN'' creator.

->''"This cartoon is pretty old. It was the first cartoon we ever made. Homestar is not very funny and neither is Strong Bad. [[CharacterizationMarchesOn They are mere shadows of the men they have become]]. [[MissingEpisode This cartoon has not been on the site for many months]], but we have had several requests (from our Dad) to put it back. So here it is. Consider yourselves warned."''
-->--'''''[[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Marshmallow's Last Stand]]'''''[='s=] "FBI Warning".

->''There's a line even ''[Joel]'' Schumacher won't cross, and that line is defending the existence of ''Batman & Robin''. Schumacher spends the entire commentary track by himself repeatedly and earnestly apologizing for what he did. No stars to get in the way. No producers. Just an hour and a half of Schumacher pretty much going "God, I am so sorry -- I just ... [[ItSeemedLikeAGoodIdeaAtTheTime nipples? What the fuck was I thinking?]] Send me your address. I will pay you your money back." There are very few clever anecdotes, precisely zero joyful reminisces -- just a few feeble defenses that quickly give way to shameful apologizing... Take note: Moments of self-awareness like this are rare in Hollywood, and they exist only briefly, like mayflies, before being utterly obliterated by [[HookersAndBlow a mountain of cocaine.]]''
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_20769_5-hilariously-awkward-meltdowns-hidden-dvd-commentaries.html#ixzz2r5nkDndY "5 Hilariously Awkward Meltdowns Hidden in DVD Commentaries"]]

->''"''Striking Distance'' is a by the numbers cop thriller done so many times by [[Creator/BruceWillis (Bruce) Willis]] it is [[ClicheStorm almost a genre in itself]]. Willis actually went on record apologizing for this movie sucking but really its not that bad. It is more a generic thriller you stumble on one boring night and you watch instead of the paid programming for that giggling dumbbell that looks like you are jerking off. If anything, Bruce should apologize for ''{{Film/North}}''."''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/06/16/striking-distance-1993-rowdy-herrington/ on]] ''Striking Distance'' (1993)

->''"If you need proof that we seldom get to define our own legacies, just look at the Google rankings... The Bob Hoskins movie [[Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit we all probably rate the highest]] takes third place to [[Film/SuperMarioBros a video game adaptation]] he hated, and [[{{Film/Hook}} a Peter Pan sequel]] most audiences did. Also his turn as Odin in ''Film/SonOfTheMask''. Really?"''
-->--'''''Topless Robot''''' [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2014/04/bye_bye_bob_hoskins_has_left_us.php#more eulogizes]] Creator/BobHoskins

->''"Calm the fuck down, [[Creator/RobertPattinson RPattz]]; it was ''Twilight''. All that was required of him, acting-wise, was to stand there and stare vacantly into the vacant eyes of Kristen Stewart, the vacant confused face of Taylor Lautner, and the confusing wiglet attached to Peter Facinelliís head. Although I do partially agree with him that ''Twilight'' was probably his most difficult acting role; Iím sure even the finest of Juilliard-trained actors would have had great difficulty acting like they werenít totally embarrassed to say shit like: ''[='=][[TastesLikeDiabetes No measure of time with you will be enough, but letís start with forever.]][='=]''"''
-->--'''''[=DListed=]''''' [[http://dlisted.com/2014/08/18/robert-pattinson-says-acting-is-hard-and-that-he-prepares-for-auditions-by-throwing-up-and-punching-himself-in-the-face/ on]] ''{{Film/Twilight}}''

->''"I'd like to take a look back at the different segments that came together to make this [[WorstWhateverEver one of history's worst anythings ever]]... The first is Actor Indifference. Nearly all of principle actors from the film are here, and none of them are good enough at their job to hide how much they hate that fact. Creator/HarrisonFord in particular will read the lines but you can kiss his ass if you think he's going to ''try''. If Music/KanyeWest's agent booked him on ''{{Hee Haw}}'', he'd perform with more enthusiasm. And for this reason, each segment's Actor Indifference will be measured in Angry Han Solo Heads. The more you see, [[TheyJustDidntCare the less people cared.]]"''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-look-back-at-the-star-wars-holiday-special/#ixzz33R9eBg8b "The 7 Most Baffling Moments in the Star Wars Holiday Special"]]

->''"Look at how bored ''[Robert]'' Beltran sounds in the first scene spinning out [[{{Technobabble}} the same sort of nonsense]] as usual. This is a man who has just come back from a ''Trek'' convention and has slagged off the show for [[LesserStar not giving him anything to do]] in an age. And who can blame him? He might not be the world's greatest actor but this is exactly the kind of repetitive monotony that can drive the weakest of performers to speak out."''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/voyager-season-six.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Good Sheppard"

->''"It's hardly a 'hidden' reason considering how vocal Kojima was about it, but [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4GunsOfThePatriots Old Snake]] is a reflection of Creator/HideoKojima himself. He's apathetic because Kojima is apathetic; he's tired because Kojima is tired; he gave up on his philosophical idealism because Kojima gave up on his philosophical idealism (in regards to the ''Franchise/MetalGear'' series at least). Every major characteristic of Old Snake can be traced back to Kojima's own feelings about the series and his fans. The fact that Snake wants to get it all over with so he can die in peace is exactly parallel to Kojima's desire to end the series so he can move on without restrictions...I can't help thinking this is why he allowed a total Westernization of the controls as well; [[FollowTheLeader just blend in]] and hope for the best."''
-->--'''''[[http://www.metagearsolid.org/reports_mgs4_soldout_3.html "Metal Gear Soldout"]]

->'''Gabriel:''' Creator/PeterMolyneux has become self-aware.\\
'''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee]]:''' Ah yes, a recent quote from Peter Molyneux in which he described ''VideoGame/FableIII'' -- exact word -- a "trainwreck."\\
'''Gabriel:''' Alright, so here's the problem: He's become self-aware, but he's just going hyperbolically [[WeWantOurJerkBack in the other direction]].
-->--'''''Let's Drown Out''''' ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TydBiQaXm8g Ghostbusters]]'' (Megadrive)