->''If you could ever find it in your hearts,\\
if you could ever think to find some sympathy,\\
never ask us to play this song,\\
or that song about our pants, or our kitty doggy.\\
Never ask us to play "Godzilla" or "Shut Up"\\
or that song we haven't written yet about that time we did some stuff.''
-->-- '''Music/FiveIronFrenzy''', "Never Ask Us to Play This"

->''"You know, it's funny how wrong an artist can be about his own work. The one composition of [[PyotrIlyichTchaikovsky Tchaikovsky's]] that he really detested was his 'Nutcracker Suite', which is probably the most popular thing he ever wrote."''
-->--'''Deems Taylor''', ''Disney/{{Fantasia}}''[[note]][[{{Irony}} A film which was itself a victim of this trope.]][[/note]]

->''"I used to produce movies. In [[TheEighties the 80s]]. Kind of like action films, sexy stuff. One critic called them '[[MistakenForProfound European.]]' ''I'' thought they were shit."''
-->--'''Bernie Rose''', ''{{Film/Drive}}''

->''"I shrivel up every time someone mentions ''[[StarWarsANewHope Star Wars]]'' to me."''
-->--'''Alec Guinness'''

->''"There were a lot of '[[JustAStupidAccent voilas]]' and '[[ShrugTake Gallic shrugs]]' with strains of the ''[[StandardSnippet Marseillaise]]'' on the soundtrack... mostly [[ForGreatJustice great stunning cliches]] to demonstrate their overwhelming love of ''La France'' and ''la gloire''. The result was purest chloroform. The picture ran for nearly three hours and at the gala American premiere the principal star in the audience was former vice president UsefulNotes/RichardNixon, the only time I ever felt compassion for him."''
-->--'''Creator/GoreVidal''' (on the making of ''Film/IsParisBurning''), ''Point to Point Navigation''

->''"I didn't want anything to do with [[LoonyFan a group of obsessives who paid to get together to talk incessantly about a TV show that had been cancelled]]. It wasn't logical ... "''
-->--'''Creator/WilliamShatner''', on his reluctance to attend ''Franchise/StarTrek'' conventions

->''"The first ''StarTrek'' movie that I saw was "''[[Film/StarTrekGenerations Generations]]''"...And since then I've seen a few "''[[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Next Generation]]''" episodes that I liked, and a couple of "''[[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Deep Space Nine]]''". I'm waiting for good ''Voyager'' episode. I hope one comes up soon."''
-->--'''Robert Beltran''' on his ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' experience

->''"If you thought you were sick of [[MemeticMutation the memes]], I was sick of it way ahead of you. For instance, cake. I've had enough [[TheCakeIsALie cake jokes]]."''
-->-- '''Erik Wolpaw''', writer for ''VideoGame/{{Portal}}''

->''"Congratulations, you've just bought our worst album!"''
-->-- '''Music/ElvisCostello''', in the liner notes to a reissue of ''Goodbye, Cruel World''.

->''"There's not enough money in the world to get me singing 'Because We Want To' again."''
-->-- '''Creator/BilliePiper'''

->''"I don't understand why [my ''{{MUGEN}}'' website] still hasn't died even now. They mock me by denying me access to it (I never figured out why, and I don't really care anymore), and then not getting rid of it even after all these years. Ugh, I wish this relic of my past would fucking die in a fire already..."''
-->-- '''BB Hood''' ([[VideoGame/{{Darkstalkers}} not that one]]), a ''MUGEN'' creator.

->''"This cartoon is pretty old. It was the first cartoon we ever made. Homestar is not very funny and neither is Strong Bad. [[CharacterizationMarchesOn They are mere shadows of the men they have become]]. [[MissingEpisode This cartoon has not been on the site for many months]], but we have had several requests (from our Dad) to put it back. So here it is. Consider yourselves warned."''
-->--'''''[[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Marshmallow's Last Stand]]'''''[='s=] "FBI Warning".

->''"[[RobertHolmes (Robert) Holmesís]] interest in continuity has always [[NegativeContinuity been virtually null.]] He jettisoned everything we thought we knew about Gallifrey in [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS14E3TheDeadlyAssassin}} the Deadly Assassin]], and in bringing the Time Lords back as peripheral figures in this story he basically scraps all of that for a whole new set of technology and explanations of things. Tat Wood accuses this of being [[TorchTheFranchiseAndRun the point where Holmes starts to believe his own reputation]], but I think nothing could be further from the truth. This is the point where Holmes loses patience with being put on a pedestal. Itís much like the classic story of comics legend Creator/JackKirby being told that someone was drawing one of his characters 'Jack Kirby style' and remarking that Jack Kirby style would have been to create a new character."''
-->--'''Phil Sandifer''' [[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2012/05/well-prepared-meal-two-doctors.html on]] ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS22E4TheTwoDoctors}} "The Two Doctors"]]

->''"It's hardly a "hidden" reason considering how vocal Kojima was about it, but [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4GunsOfThePatriots Old Snake]] is a reflection of Creator/HideoKojima himself. He's apathetic because Kojima is apathetic; he's tired because Kojima is tired; he gave up on his philosophical idealism because Kojima gave up on his philosophical idealism (in regards to the ''Franchise/MetalGear'' series at least). Every major characteristic of Old Snake can be traced back to Kojima's own feelings about the series and his fans. The fact that Snake wants to get it all over with so he can die in peace is exactly parallel to Kojima's desire to end the series so he can move on without restrictions...I can't help thinking this is why he allowed a total Westernization of the controls as well; [[FollowTheLeader just blend in]] and hope for the best."''
-->--'''''[[http://www.metagearsolid.org/reports_mgs4_soldout_3.html "Metal Gear Soldout"]]

->'''Gabriel:''' Creator/PeterMolyneux has become self-aware.\\
'''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee]]:''' Ah yes, a recent quote from Peter Molyneux in which he described ''VideoGame/FableIII'' -- exact word -- a "trainwreck."\\
'''Gabriel:''' Alright, so here's the problem: He's become self-aware, but he's just going hyperbolically [[WeWantOurJerkBack in the other direction]].
-->--'''''Let's Drown Out''''' ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TydBiQaXm8g Ghostbusters]]'' (Megadrive)

->''"''Striking Distance'' is a by the numbers cop thriller done so many times by [[Creator/BruceWillis (Bruce) Willis]] it is [[ClicheStorm almost a genre in itself]]. Willis actually went on record apologizing for this movie sucking but really its not that bad. It is more a generic thriller you stumble on one boring night and you watch instead of the paid programming for that giggling dumbbell that looks like you are jerking off. If anything, Bruce should apologize for ''{{Film/North}}''."''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/06/16/striking-distance-1993-rowdy-herrington/ on]] ''Striking Distance'' (1993)

->''"If you need proof that we seldom get to define our own legacies, just look at the Google rankings... The Bob Hoskins movie [[Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit we all probably rate the highest]] takes third place to [[Film/SuperMarioBros a video game adaptation]] he hated, and [[{{Film/Hook}} a Peter Pan sequel]] most audiences did. Also his turn as Odin in ''Film/SonOfTheMask''. Really?"''
-->--'''''Topless Robot''''' [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2014/04/bye_bye_bob_hoskins_has_left_us.php#more eulogizes]] Creator/BobHoskins

->''"Calm the fuck down, [[Main/RobertPattinson RPattz]]; it was ''Twilight''. All that was required of him, acting-wise, was to stand there and stare vacantly into the vacant eyes of Kristen Stewart, the vacant confused face of Taylor Lautner, and the confusing wiglet attached to Peter Facinelliís head. Although I do partially agree with him that ''Twilight'' was probably his most difficult acting role; Iím sure even the finest of Juilliard-trained actors would have had great difficulty acting like they werenít totally embarrassed to say shit like: ''[='=][[TastesLikeDiabetes No measure of time with you will be enough, but letís start with forever.]][='=]''"''
-->--'''''[=DListed=]''''' [[http://dlisted.com/2014/08/18/robert-pattinson-says-acting-is-hard-and-that-he-prepares-for-auditions-by-throwing-up-and-punching-himself-in-the-face/ on]] ''{{Film/Twilight}}''
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