->"At last she saw past superficialities to understand that it was Santa, with his warm and loyal heart, who was the real man - not cobalt-eyed, washboard-abbed Blade at all! SantaClaus was always her best friend - could he be something more?"
->"[[BrainBleach No. Absolutely not. Under no circumstances. He cannot.]]"
-->-- ''Literature/HowNotToWriteANovel''

->''"Also, the image of [[Film/TheMatrix Agent Smith]] slithering up and down Creator/PatrickStewart's body, [[FanDisservice snake-style]], is one that will [[NightmareFuel haunt us until the end of our days]], [[SarcasmMode thanks so much.]]"''
-->-- '''[[Website/{{Cracked}} Kate Lawrence]]''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_16554_5-most-baffling-sex-scenes-in-history-fanfiction.html "The 5 Most Baffling Sex Scenes in the History of Fanfiction"]]

->''"Like if [[Comicbook/TheIncredibleHulk Hulk]] were dating [[ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}} Peppermint Patty!]]"''
-->-- '''Howard Wolowitz''', ''Series/TheBigBangTheory''

->'''Anonymous:''' ''[[EldritchAbomination Gl'bgolyb]] and [[FemmeFatale Snowman]], [[InterspeciesRomance Rose and Wayward Vagabond]], and then the Summoner's Horns and the Sufferer's/Signless's abs.''\\
'''Aradia Megido:''' ''d0 y0u see these ships here''\\
''theyre y0urs''\\
''all y0urs''\\
''pr0bably 0nly y0urs''
-->-- ''[[http://askmaidaradia.tumblr.com/post/9140645049/d0-y0u-see-this-ships-here-theyre-y0urs-all-y0urs Ask The Ram]]'' (a fan-made ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' CharacterBlog)

->''"But then again, people would also ship things like [[Creator/MarkTwain Colonel Sassacre]] and the pogo ride in John's backyard. Do you know why? Because I made the mistake of including them both in the same story."''
-->-- '''Creator/AndrewHussie''', ''Homestuck'' Book Two

->''"[[ApprovalOfGod We love the fan fic and fan art.]] Although the ones where [[Literature/{{Animorphs}} Tobias]] and Literature/HarryPotter screw, I'm just not sure about those. I'm just not sure raptor-wizard sex is advisable."''
-->-- '''Creator/KAApplegate'''

->''"[[LampshadeHanging I know. I KNOW. We could never be, right?]] Dragon and Spirit Healer... two different worlds! [[HotSkittyOnWailordAction Not to mention the physiological problems.]] But you're wrong. We have a deeper connection than that. Anara and I, we're involved."''
-->-- '''Azuregos''', ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft''

->"''Still a [[TakeThat better love story]] than'' [[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Twilight]]."
-->-- '''[[MemeticMutation The Internet]]'''

-> ''"There's a ship for everything. If someone told me [[InterspeciesRomance Josephine got shipped with Rajih]], I am not surprised."''
-->--'''A comment on the Music/EvilliousChronicles Wiki'''

->Have you actually read ''Manga/CardcaptorSakura''? There’s some f**ked up s**t in that. If you read the manga, that it’s based on, there’s a 30 year-old who’s engaged to an 8 year-old. The same people who made ''Cardcaptor Sakura'' made a manga that I really liked in middle school called ''Manga/{{X1999}}'', which is a terrible movie but an okay anime. The comic got canceled halfway through, and I checked out ''Cardcaptor Sakura'', and found out that the way I think [[{{Creator/CLAMP}} these ladies who wrote it]] write romance is that they have a dartboard that they write everyone’s name on, and they have darts that they write everyone’s name on, and then they blindfold themselves and then they throw them at the dartboard.
-->-- '''[[http://comicsalliance.com/kel-mcdonald-misfits-of-avalon-interview/ Kel McDonald]]'''

->I am sure we have all wondered how an erotic encounter between [[Franchise/StarWars Luke Skywalker]] and [[ParentalIncest Darth Vader]] would play out...
-->-- Blurb of ''[[http://www.reddit.com/r/WhatTheFanfic/ WhatTheFanfic]]'' community

->"You took my daughter from me. Now you will give me another one," said the Summer Queen.
-->-- [[http://forums.darklordpotter.net/archive/index.php/t-9376.html An untitled]] ''[[Literature/TheDresdenFiles Dresden Files]]'' fic

->"You know what makes me really upset? The fact that I am the only one who likes this pairing and the only one producing content for it."
-->-- '''Dorito-Queen-Celeste''', [[https://www.deviantart.com/dorito-queen-celeste/art/It-really-isn-t-757895981 "It really isn't"]], commenting on her [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Sonic]][=/=][[VideoGame/SonicLostWorld Zor]] ship

->''"Okay, I draw the line at Zombie!Ned, Hellspawn!Hitler slash!"''
-->-- '''Agent Steven Fontwell''', ''WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum'', "How Will I Clean My Fur?"

->'''Nick''': ''[on time travel]'' We could study the long-term effects we're having on our environment. We could, uh...\\
'''Mike Nelson''': Send Bob Saget to meet Charlemagne.
-->-- ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' riffing of ''Film/TimeChasers''

->"Oh Chuckles," cried Seven. "I realised that we have so much in common. We both have funny-shaped things on our foreheads, we both think facial expressions are irrelevant, and...er...that's it."
-->-- ''It Was Your Blood (Part Spoof)'', a ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' ParodyFic


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