!!ComicBooks
->''"Okay, I'll admit this cover has ''nothing'' to do with the story this month... But I've got to do ''something'' to sell this book!"''
-->--'''Comicbook/SheHulk''', on the cover of ''Sensational She-Hulk'' [[https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Sensational_She-Hulk_Vol_1?file=Sensational_She-Hulk_Vol_1_43.jpg #43]]

->''"Featuring: No Scene Even Remotely Like This Inside!"''
-->-- ''ComicBook/{{normalman}}''

->''"ComicBook/DoctorDoom does ''not'' appear in this story! We just felt like drawing his face!"''
-->-- ''Strange Tales [[https://i.annihil.us/u/prod/marvel/i/mg/b/c0/4bc372cd15bb5/detail.jpg #122]]''

->''"I stopped reading ComicBook/XMen about the same time they started putting Wolverine [[WolverinePublicity on the cover of comics in which he didn't actually, technically, appear]]."''
-->-- '''Lore Sjöberg''', ''The Book of Ratings'', "Marvel Supervillains (Part I)"

!!Film -- Live-action
->'''Ted:''' ''(upon seeing Hell)'' This is not what I expected.\\
'''Bill''': Yeah, we were totally ''lied to'' by our album covers.
-->-- ''Film/BillAndTedsBogusJourney''

!!WebComics

->''"This MIGHT not depict events which literally occur in this chapter."''
-->-- '''Creator/MaryCagle''', ''Webcomic/SleeplessDomain'', "[[https://www.sleeplessdomain.com/comic/chapter-7-page-5 Sink or Swim]]"

!!WebVideo

->''"What does an old guy playing a banjo with his dog have to do with ''spaceships''!?"''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/ClassicGameRoom Mark Bussler]]''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBl9HsRGvmU review]] of ''VideoGame/{{Phalanx}}''

->''"The cover of the game - which I really wish I'd brought, actually - features a medieval knight shooting lightning out of his hand. The game is about turning up to somebody's party late and not being able to find where it starts. There are no knights in it or lightning. It's the most inexplicable cover I've ever seen."''
-->-- '''Creator/StuartAshen''', on ''Surprise, Surprise'', during a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Shmi76Pax8&t=2518 presentation]] for Norwich Gaming Festival.

->''"The poster shows Godzilla fighting Megalon on the World Trade Center, something that never happens in the movie. There's not even a single scene that takes place in New York City, so how the hell did they come up with ''that''? Also not to mention, it would be physically impossible given the size of the monsters. Sure, [[Film/KingKong1976 King Kong]] could do it, but Godzilla is taller than the building itself!"''
-->--'''Creator/JamesRolfe''' on ''Film/GodzillaVsMegalon''

->''"The main focus is an old man playing a banjo. Because isn't that the first thing you think of when you think of a '''hyper-speed shootout in space'''?! But, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe this guy'' is ''in the game. Yeah! In fact, he's a major part of the game! [[BlatantLies You just never unlocked that part yet.]]"''
-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''VideoGame/{{Phalanx}}''

->''"Apparently getting Creator/MarkHamill was a big deal for these guys. I guess they were huge Franchise/StarWars fans and wanted to get the Star Wars guy in their film, that's what I've heard from what few interviews I could find. And so, [[WolverinePublicity they put his face on the cover and his name is right there at the top.]] Here's the thing though: You see that image there? It probably makes it look like he's the Manga/{{Guyver}}. Well, he's not."''
-->--'''WebSite/SFDebris'' on ''Film/TheGuyver''

!!RealLife
->''"I do note with interest that old women in my books become young women on the covers... this is discrimination against the chronologically gifted."''
-->-- '''Creator/TerryPratchett'''

->''"In fact, I support this kind of thing wholeheartedly: fact is, sometimes you got to lie to a motherfucker. If showing [[VideoGame/DantesInferno a dude holding a giant spine with an aftermarket scythe affixed]] is what it takes to get young men to read a single page of [[Literature/TheDivineComedy the classics]], than so be it. I hope these shenanigans work like gangbusters. We've got your backs on this thing."''
-->-- '''Tycho''', ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'', "[[https://www.penny-arcade.com/news/post/2010/01/15/a-trend-we-wholly-endorse A Trend We Wholly Endorse]]"

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