->'''Dr. Evil:''' What did you call me?\\
'''Scott:''' Nothing. ''[pretends to sneeze]'' Ripoff.\\
'''Dr. Evil:''' Bless you.
-->-- ''Film/AustinPowers: The Spy Who Shagged Me''

->''"(coughs)Loser!"''
-->-- '''Lok''', ''VideoGame/TakTheGreatJujuChallenge''

->''"(coughs)Homo!(coughs) Excuse me! I just said 'homo'."''
-->-- '''Dave''', ''WesternAnimation/CodeMonkeys''

->'''Rose:''' Look at you, beaming away like you're Father Christmas!\\
'''The Doctor:''' Who says I'm not, red-bicycle-when-you-were-twelve?\\
'''Rose:''' [[FlatWhat What]].
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Doctor Dances"

->''"Yeah, they [Jane and Pepper] must be busy, because they'd ''hate'' missing you guys get together. ''(cough)'' Testosterone."''
-->-- '''Maria Hill''', ''Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron''

->''"''(cough) {{Literature/PercyJackson|AndTheOlympians}}! (cough)'' Sorry, [[LampshadeHanging I'm getting over a very sarcastic cold.]]"''
-->-- '''Smeghead''', ''WebVideo/CinematicExcrement''

->'''Kenai:''' Do either of you know where the lights touch the earth?
->'''Rutt:''' Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhh... No. Uh, no. Sorry, bear... or beaver?
->'''Kenai:''' I'm ''not'' a beaver, I'm-I'm a bear--No, I mean, I-I'm not a bear! I'm a ''man!''
->'''Rutt:''' Excuse me?
->'''Kenai:''' I was transformed ''into'' a bear – magically! I-I was lifted into the sky by my brother!
->'''Tuke:''' Uh, huh...? (cough)Crazy!(cough)
->'''Rutt:''' Gesundheit.
->'''Tuke:''' No, a (cough)fruitcake!(cough)
->'''Rutt:''' Are you okay?
->'''Tuke:''' (cough)No!(cough) That (cough)bear(cough), over (cough)there(cough), he's (cough)crazy!(cough)
->'''Kenai:''' I am ''not'' crazy!
->'''Tuke:''' Wha... W-Who ever said you were?
-->--''WesternAnimation/BrotherBear''
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