->''"If you want to hear God laugh, tell him your plans."''
-->--'''Creator/WoodyAllen'''

->''"The universe just loves to prove me wrong, doesn't it?"''
-->--'''[[GenreSavvy Sokka]]''', ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''

->''"Infeno blow up, Wazzpinator must salvage! Wazzpinator blow up,'' nobody ''salvage! Why univerze hate Wazzpinator?"''
-->--'''Waspinator''', ''WesternAnimation/BeastWars'', "Deep Metal".

->''Follow the rainbow, my lucky omen\\
There ain't no pot of gold, just copper tokens\\
I found the key to life, the lock was broken\\
All my accomplishments, are best left unspoken\\
I dug a hole so deep\\
I'm gonna drown in my mistakes\\
Can't even sell my soul\\
'Cause it ain't worth shit to take''
-->--'''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N90M7BXFo_Q Devil on my Shoulder]]''', ''Music/BillyTalent''

->''"As private parts to the gods are we, they [[ADateWithRosiePalms play with us]] for their sport!"''
-->--'''Melchett''' (paraphrasing a line from ''Theatre/KingLear''), ''{{Blackadder}}''

->''"The world had suddenly decided to take a joyride on the road of irony and not to take me with it."''
-->--'''[[Franchise/AceAttorney Phoenix Wright]]''', ''FanFic/ACompleteTurnabout''

->''My brief flash of relief and confidence melted away. Good thing it did, too. I'm sure the world would come to an end if I were allowed to feel a sense of relief and well being for any length of time.''
-->--'''Harry Dresden''', ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles''

-> ''When you're rife with devastation''
-> ''There's a simple explanation,''
-> ''You're a toymaker's creation,''
-> ''Trapped inside a crystal ball.''
-->-- '''Pinkie Pie''', ''FriendshipIsWitchcraft''

-> '''''I AM WHAT THE GODS HAVE MADE ME!'''''
-->--'''Kratos''', ''VideoGame/GodOfWar II''

->"''Why does the universe keep doing these insanely bewildering things to me?''"
-->-- '''Arthur Dent''' ''Radio/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy''

->''"Why should I die, oh, why should I die? Can [[{{God}} You]] show me NOW, that I will not be [[HeroicSacrifice killed in vain?]] Show me, just a little, of your omnipresent reign! Show me there's a reason for you wanting me to die! [[CosmicPlaything You're far too keen on where and how, but not so hot on WHY!]]"''
-->--'''Jesus''', ''JesusChristSuperstar''

->''God used me as a hammer, boys\\
To beat His weary drum today''
-->--'''TomWaits''', "Hoist That Rag"

->''"We're all fate's bitch. You might as well go ahead and bend over for destiny now."''
-->--'''Jaye Tyler''', ''{{Wonderfalls}}''

->''"Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's ButtMonkey!"''
-->--'''Xander Harris''' ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

->''"Sometimes I feel that God doesn't want me to be happy."''
-->--'''Edith Crawley''', ''DowntonAbbey''

->''"I was the happiest guy in the world, but fate likes to play a little game called 'Up Yours, Moe'."''
-->-- '''Moe Szylak''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->''The cogs that operate in the background take to grinding you up instead. Funds, treasured belongings, friendships, love, they are all harder to find and easier to lose. Enemies, danger, chaos, and disruption find you more readily. In looser terms, all Others, spirits and practitioners get the sense, innate or otherwise, that they can and should work against your interests. Things start to fall apart, and the pieces fall down in the least convenient arrangements for you. The universe conspires against you.''
-->-- [[OccultLawFirm Mann, Lewis, and Levinn]] on the nature of karmic debt, ''Literature/{{Pact}}''
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