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[[folder:Anime and Manga]]

->'''Kaiba:''' So you've got a dweeb army. Am I supposed to be scared to attack?\\
'''Dartz:''' (smirking) Well, only if destroying an innocent soul ''concerns'' you.\\
'''Kaiba:''' (smirkier) Naaah. As the President of a major corporation, [[ButForMeItWasTuesday I have to do that every day.]]
-->-- ''Anime/YuGiOh'', "Waking the Dragons" arc

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[[folder:Comic books]]

->''"I hear you're a ''conspiracy nut''. Well, '''this''' is the conspiracy, kid. It ain't ancient gods an' aliens an' coded shit on the dollar bill. It ain't even a secret. It's somethin' ordinary folks do for a livin', every day of the week. It's '''business'''."''
-->-- '''The Legend''', ''ComicBook/TheBoys'' #19

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[[folder:Film -- Live-action]]

->''"Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh."''
-->--'''Tex Richman''', ''Film/TheMuppets''

->''"You make history, I make '''[[OnlyInItForTheMoney money.]]'''"''
-->-- '''Steven Jacobs''', ''Film/RiseOfThePlanetOfTheApes''

->'''Mr. Elkenberry:''' I didn't inherit money like you did. I started with nothing. And yet I was a millionaire by the time I was 18. Anyone stood in my way, they got ''hurt.'' When I was 11 years old, I killed a man.\\
'''Arthur:''' Well, when you're 11, you [[GallowsHumor probably don't even know there's a law against that!]]
-->--''{{Film/Arthur}}'' (1981)

->''"You know, Burke, [[HumansAreTheRealMonsters I don't know which species is worse.]] You don't see'' them ''fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage."''
-->-- '''Ripley''', ''Film/{{Aliens}}''

->'''Max Shrek:''' "Power ''surplus''"? Bruce, shame on you. No such thing. One can never have too much power. If my life has a meaning, that's the meaning.\\
'''Bruce Wayne:''' Yeah. Well. I'm gonna fight you on this. And I've already spoken to the Mayor, and we see eye-to-eye, so--\\
'''Max Shrek:''' Mayors come and go. Bluebloods tire easy.
-->--''Film/BatmanReturns''

->''"Killing the indigenous looks bad, but the only thing the shareholders hate more than bad press is a bad quarterly statement."''
-->-- '''Parker Selfridge''', ''Film/{{Avatar}}''

->'''[[RupertMurdoch Elliot Carver]]''': Mr. Jones, are we ready to release our new software?\\
'''Jones''': Yes, sir. As requested, [[ObviousBeta it's full of bugs, which means people will be forced to upgrade for years]].\\
'''Elliot Carver''': Outstanding! Mr. Wallace, call the President. Tell him if he doesn't sign the bill lowering the cable rates, we will release the video of [[{{Blackmail}} him with the cheerleader in the Chicago motel room.]]\\
'''Mr. Wallace''': Inspired, sir.\\
'''Elliot Carver''': And after he signs the bill, [[ILied release the tape anyway]].\\
'''Mr. Wallace''': Consider him slimed.
-->-- ''Film/TomorrowNeverDies''

->''"People wanna live like this, in their cars and big fuckin' houses they can't even pay for -- then you're necessary. The only reason that they all get to continue living like kings is cause we got our fingers on the scales in their favor. I take my hand off and then the whole world gets [[TheSocialDarwinist really fuckin' fair really fuckin' quickly]], and nobody actually wants that. They say they do, but they don't. They want what we have to give them, but they also wanna, you know, play innocent and pretend they have no idea where it came from. Well, that's more hypocrisy than I'm willing to swallow, so fuck 'em. Fuck normal people."''
-->--'''Will Emerson''', ''Film/MarginCall''

->'''Bartleby''': You are responsible for raising an icon which draws worship from the Lord. You have broken the first commandment. Not only that, I'm afraid not a-one of you passes for a decent human being. Your continued existence is a mockery of morality. Like you, Mr. Burton. Last year, you cheated on your wife of seventeen years eight times. You even had sex with her best friend while you were supposed to be home watching the kids.\\
'''Loki''': ''(gives two thumbs up)'' In the bed that you and your wife share, no less!\\
'''Bartleby''': Mr. Newman: you got your girlfriend drunk at last year's Christmas party and then paid a kid from the mail room to have sex with her -- while she was passed out -- just so you could break up with her guilt-free when she sobbingly confessed in the morning. (She, uh, killed herself three months later.) Mr. Brace disowned his gay son! Very compassionate, Mr. Brace. Mr. Ray put his mother in a third-rate nursing home and then used the profits from the sale of her home to buy an oriental rug for himself. [[AndThatsTerrible Heavens]]. Mr. Barker flew to Thailand on the company account to have sex with an eleven-year-old boy. Mr. Holtzman OK'ed the production of Mooby Dolls from materials he knew to be toxic and unsafe, because it was, '''''[[Series/FamilyFeud SURVEY SAYS...!]]''''' Less costly.
-->-- Two archangels preparing to execute the board of [[{{Disney}} Dis]]--er, "[[BlandNameProduct Mooby]]", ''Film/{{Dogma}}''

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[[folder: Meanwhile the four ugly corporation directors were having a wonderful time. They were running the company all over the place. Twice a day they watered the stock, to keep it fresh. And every Saturday they took a long pair of garden shears and trimmed the dividend. All in all, you would not find a nicer bunch of fellows outside of a police line-up. ]]

-->-- '''The Narrator''', ''The Solid Gold Cadillac''

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[[folder:Film -- Animated]]

->''So I'm biggering my company\\
I'm biggering my factory\\
I'm biggering my corporate sign\\
Everybody out there, take care of yours and me?\\
I'll take care of mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!\\
(Shake that bottom line)\\
Let me hear you say 'smogulous smoke'\\
(smogulous smoke)\\
Schloppity schlop\\
(schloppity schlop)\\
Complain all you want, it's never ever, ever, ever gonna stop''
-->--'''The Once-ler''', ''[[VillainSong How Bad Can I Be?]]'', ''WesternAnimation/TheLorax''

->'''Bob Parr:''' Are you saying that we shouldn't help our customers?\\
'''Gilbert Huph:''' [[CouldSayItBut The law]] ''requires'' that I answer "no."
-->-- ''Film/TheIncredibles''

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[[folder:Literature]]

->''"After all, what could a master criminal buy? There was a shortage of [[SupervillainLair seaside properties with real lava flows]] near a reliable source of piranhas, and the world sure as hell didn't need another Dark Lord, not with Gilt doing so well. Gilt didn’t need a tower with ten thousand trolls camped outside. He just needed a ledger and a sharp mind. It worked better, was cheaper and he could go out and party at night."''
-->-- ''Discworld/GoingPostal'' gives us the obligatory '''Pratchett''' quote

->''"I live in the Managerial Age, in a world of "Admin." The greatest evil is not now done in those sordid "dens of crime" that Dickens loved to paint. It is not done even in concentration camps and labour camps. In those we see its final result. But it is conceived and ordered (moved, seconded, carried, and minuted) in clean, carpeted, warmed and well-lighted offices, by quiet men with white collars and cut fingernails and smooth-shaven cheeks who [[AffablyEvil do not need to raise their voices]]. Hence, naturally enough, my symbol for Hell is something like the bureaucracy of a police state or the office of a thoroughly nasty business concern."''
--> -- ''Literature/{{The Screwtape Letters}}'' (preface)

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[[folder:Live-action TV]]

->''"My ''God!'' ISO 9001 Certification is a license to kill!"''
-->-- '''Tom Servo''', ''MysteryScienceTheater3000: TimeChasers''

->''"This isn't Wall Street, [[EvenEvilHasStandards this is Hell!]] ''We'' have a little something called "integrity.""''
-->--'''Crowley''', ''Series/{{Supernatural}}''

->'''Richfield:''' Oh, don't turn into one of those environmental doomsayers, Sinclair. Boo-hoo, it's raining acid, there's a hole in the ozone, you're hurting {{Series/Flipper}}! Bah! Bunch of tree hugging pantywaists! They're always standing in the way of profits and it's our job to pave right over them!\\
'''Earl:''' I think you're missing the point, sir. The world may be '''[[ApocalypseHow coming to an end!]]'''\\
'''Richfield:''' Well, that's a ''fourth'' quarter problem.
-->--''{{Series/Dinosaurs}}''

->'''Morgus:''' Those without valid employment cards will be [[CompanyTown shipped off to the eastern labour camps.]]\\
'''President''': Of course, the irony is while you've been closing plants here in the west, you've been building them in the east. So if the unemployed were sent to the eastern labour camps, a great many of them would be working for you again, only this time without payment.\\
'''Morgus''': ''(innocently)'' [[TheChessmaster I hadn't thought of that.]]\\
'''President:''' Of ''course'' you hadn't.
-->--''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS21E6TheCavesOfAndrozani}} "The Caves of Androzani"]]

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[[folder:Music]]

->''I built a little empire out of some crazy garbage\\
Culled the blood of the exploited working class\\
But now they've overcome their shyness and they're calling Your Highness\\
And saying 'kiss me, son of God[='=]''
-->-- '''Music/TheyMightBeGiants''', "Kiss Me, Son of God"

->''You can wheel and deal the best of them\\
Steal it from the rest of them\\
You know the score\\
Their ethics are a bore..."''
-->-- '''Music/RayStevens''',"Mr. Businessman"

->''There's a man going around in the town\\
Spreading lies\\
He's the bad businessman\\
Does his business while he can\\
He just does his business bad''
-->-- ''Squirrel Nut Zippers'' - ''Bad Businessman''

->''"The markets are free! So much money for me! Tell me, why should I care for peace and love?!"''
-->-- '''Pig With The Face Of A Boy''', ''Soviet Tetris''

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[[folder:Newspaper comics]]

->'''Asok''': Wally, I've discovered a deadly security flaw in our product. Who should I inform?\\
'''Wally''': No one. The stock market would plunge. We'd have massive layoffs. Your career will be ruined.\\
'''Asok''': But my negligence could cause the death of a dozen customers.\\
'''Wally''': [[ItGetsEasier The first dozen is always the hardest]].
-->-- ''{{ComicStrip/Dilbert}}''

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[[folder:Professional wrestling]]

->''"I prey on the innocent. It's how I made my fortune, and, quite frankly, [[ForTheEvulz it's fun]]."''
-->-- '''{{John Bradshaw Layfield}}''', ''Wrestling/{{WWE}} Monday Night Raw''

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[[folder:Tabletop games]]

->''"We chase and shout after the man who steals your basket of eggs. The wiser thief is the man who manipulates us into buying goods we need at his shop and overcharges us a copper piece every time he can. He takes much more from us all, without ever having to run anywhere or suffer our anger. Indeed, sometimes we praise him for providing what we want or need, and never look past his welcoming smile."''
-->--'''[[ForgottenRealms Storm Silverhand]]''', [[http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/rl/20050713a addressing]] young [[HeroSecretService Harpers]].

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[[folder:Theatre]]

->''"There are so many things I remember\\
From the deeply revered days of old\\
When living was gentle and gracious\\
And [[HobbesWasRight working folk did as they're told.]]\\\
They were wonderful days, I remember,\\
When a feller could live like a king;\\
And children were working in coal mines\\
And life was a beautiful thing.\\\
But the fortunes of mankind are changing;\\
Things aren't what they were anymore;\\
And although I'm in no way complaining,\\
[[OhMyGods By Harris and Tweed]], I preferred it before."''
-->-- TheRoarOfTheGreasepaintTheSmellOfTheCrowd

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[[folder:Video Games]]

->''"The unfiltered starlight from the lovely constellations above is full of deadly radiation! Help yourself to our complimentary SPF 3000 starblock. And by 'complimentary', I mean 'quite expensive'."''
-->-- '''Dr. Eggman''', via the PA system, ''VideoGame/SonicColors''

->''"New York disappeared behind a veil of snow. I had crossed the threshold. This was her domain. Sleek and sexy and souless, all glass and steel. A place of color-coded security keycards, metal detectors and surveillance systems. Colder than a walk-in fridge...Cold as a gun."''
-->--'''VideoGame/MaxPayne'''

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[[folder:Web Animation]]

->''"Weyland-Yutani now of the opinion that an uncontrollable biological weapon that reliably wipes out their science teams en masse is totally worth ''[[StupidEvil openly declaring war on their own country's military]]'' for. Christ knows how Weyland-Yutani spent their time before the Aliens were discovered; probably [[MoneyToBurn threw children on piles of burning money.]]"''
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/AliensColonialMarines''

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[[folder:Webcomics]]

->'''Ansem:''' ''We need to kick off 2009 with a bang. Something that will remind people how evil FOX truly is. I mean something that would make [[Literature/LordOfTheRings Sauron]] jealous. Just pure evil.''\\
[Cut to a courtroom]\\
'''Judge:''' ''I hereby award the rights to ''Film/{{Watchmen}}'' to FOX studios.''
-->--''AnsemRetort''

->'''Florence''': So you're saying we should go to the company C.E.O. and appeal to his generosity and nobility instead of his greed?\\
'''Sawtooth''': [-Psst. Florence. Go with the greed.-]
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'' [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff800/fv00719.htm]]

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[[folder:Web Original]]

->'''''C'''''ash '''''E'''''quals '''''O'''''rgasm.
-->--'''''Website/UrbanDictionary'''''

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[[folder: H ]]
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[[folder: O ]]
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[[folder: L ]]
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-->--Also '''''UrbanDictionary'''''

->''culture: ''Some bullshit that corporations like to throw around to pretend not to be either evil or incompetent. Either that or they are just blindly copying other corporations lead in {{newspeak}}...This culture Bullshit is brought to you by the same people that decided employees are associates.
-->--'''''Urban Dictionary''''' again

->''[[http://www.theonion.com/articles/layoffs-are-necessary-if-we-want-to-keep-the-light,26250/ 'Layoffs Are Necessary If We Want To Keep The Lights On,' Says CEO Halfway Through Tasting Menu]]''
-->-- '''''TheOnion'''''

->''"Celebrities of all sorts are escorted through the halls, performing in conference rooms--it is one of the few perks of a place that [[TheScrooge cuts muffins in half]] at company All-Hands meetings to save money."''
-->--'''''[[http://gawker.com/i-do-not-know-one-person-who-is-happy-at-amazon-1572478351 Gawker]]''''', "I Do Not Know One Person Who is Happy at Amazon"

->''"I’m surprised they didn’t say, 'No, Tracy’s limo ran into OUR truck. [[ChewbaccaDefense It ran into OUR truck ten times!]]' But I’m sure they’ll settle, and then the evil minions of Lucifer who run Walmart will roll-forward prices a little bit, because it’s not like that settlement money is going to come out of their year-end bonuses."''
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/09/30/of-course-walmart-blames-tracy-morgan-for-his-crash-injuries/ Michael K.]]''' on Tracy Morgan's motor vehicle accident

->''"If corporations are people then why can't I punch one in the fucking face?"''
-->--'''Eric Gloria Ryan''', ''[[http://jezebel.com/why-women-arent-people-but-corporations-are-1598061808 Jezebel]]''

->''"I have never understood Creator/DonaldTrump’s involvement in wrestling. He is always presented as a face counterpart to Wrestling/VinceMcMahon’s evil billionaire character, but the facts tell a different, much darker story. While the wrestling persona Mr. [=McMahon=] once made Wrestling/TrishStratus strip and bark like a dog on television, the real-life Donald Trump once tried to [[PoesLaw demolish a little old lady’s house and turn it into parking space]]."''
-->-- '''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/donald-trump-buys-raw-dropped-almost-as-fast-as-wwes-stock/ "Donald Trump Buys Raw: Dropped Almost As Fast As WWE's Stock"]]

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[[folder:Web video]]

->''"I wonder if the CEO just [[MoneyFetish rubs himself with money.]]"''
-->-- '''Gordon Freeman''', ''FreemansMind''

->''"I know this is supposed to be an evil corporation, but having actual pure, elemental evil lying around seems to be slight overkill."''
-->-- '''Evil Tim''', ''LetsPlay VideoGame/{{Shinobi}}'', [[http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-1253168287786355779&hl=en-GB# Stage 6-A]]

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[[folder:Western animation]]

->'''Lex Luthor / Brainiac:''' I'm about to get everything I ever wanted. Power! Ultimate knowledge! Immortality!\\
'''Superman:''' And you'll destroy the Earth to get it?\\
'''Luthor:''' It's ''business'', Superman. There are always trade-offs.
-->- ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague Unlimited''

->''I'd do it in a minute\\
If I could write off your murder\\
I'd save all of my receipts\\
Because I'd rather you be dead\\
Than lose a tiny shred of what I made this fiscal year\\
I'd rather you be dead than ponder parting with my second home\\
I'd rather you be dead than consider not opening a restaurant\\
I'd rather you be dead''
-->-- '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktEFOpny0S0 Dethharmonic]]''', ''{{Metalocalypse}}''

->''"Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business."''
-->-- '''Charles Montgomery Burns''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

--> '''Ed Wuncler''': I admire entrepreneurship in young people.
--> '''Huey Freeman''': You mean like them 12-year-old girls that work in your sweatshops in Indonesia?
--> '''Ed Wuncler''': That's right, every morning I wake up and put one foot on the ground and the other up the ass of a 12 year-old Indonesian girl.
-->-- '''Ed Wuncler''', ''WesternAnimation/TheBoondocks''
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[[folder:Real life]]

->''"A [[TheScrooge Scrooge]]-like character, Zack now owns Bayside High, which has been turned into a bracelet factory, presumably with the kind of intensive child labour that would make even {{Creator/Apple}} wince a little."''
-->--'''Stuart Millard''' on ''Series/SavedByTheBell'' ("The Friendship Business"), ''So Excited, So Scared''

->''"Behind every great fortune lies a great crime."''
-->--'''Creator/HonoreDeBalzac'''

->''"Whenever I saw a negative article about Gore, I [[ShameIfSomethingHappened put it in with the paychecks of my 8,000 employees]]. I had my managers do a survey on every employee. If they liked [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush Bush]], we made them register to vote...he would win by 527 votes. Afterward, we did a survey among the employees to find out who voted who wouldn’t have otherwise. One thousand of them said so."''
-->--'''David Siegel''' explains how billionaires cast their votes

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