->''"You know, Burke, I don't know which species is worse. [[HumansAreTheRealMonsters You don't see them]] fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage."''
-->-- '''Ripley''', ''Film/{{Aliens}}''

->'''Ansem:''' ''We need to kick off 2009 with a bang. Something that will remind people how evil FOX truly is. I mean something that would make [[Literature/LordOfTheRings Sauron]] jealous. Just pure evil.''
->[Cut to a courtroom]
->'''Judge:''' ''I hereby award the rights to ''Film/{{Watchmen}}'' to FOX studios.''

->''"Killing the indigenous looks bad, but the only thing the shareholders hate more than bad press is a bad quarterly statement."''
-->-- '''Parker Selfridge''', ''Film/{{Avatar}}''

->"Unlike what neo-liberals say, market and democracy clash at a fundamental level. Democracy runs on the principle of ‘one man (one person), one vote’. The market runs on the principle of ‘one dollar, one vote’."
-->--'''''Ha-Joon Chang''''', ''Bad Samaritans: The Myth of Free Trade and the Secret History of Capitalism''

->''"I hear you're a ''conspiracy nut''. Well, '''this''' is the conspiracy, kid. It ain't ancient gods an' aliens an' coded shit on the dollar bill. It ain't even a secret. It's somethin' ordinary folks do for a livin', every day of the week. It's '''business'''."''
-->-- '''The Legend''', ''ComicBook/TheBoys'' #19

-> '''Asok''': ''Wally, I've discovered a deadly security flaw in our product. Who should I inform? ''
-> '''Wally''': ''No one. The stock market would plunge. We'd have massive layoffs. Your career will be ruined. ''
-> '''Asok''': ''But my negligence could cause the death of a dozen customers. ''
-> '''Wally''': ''[[ItGetsEasier The first dozen is always the hardest]]. ''
-->-- {{ComicStrip/Dilbert}}

->'''Richfield:''' ''Oh, don't turn into one of those environmental doomsayers, Sinclair. Boo-hoo, it's raining acid, there's a hole in the ozone, you're hurting Flipper! Bah! Bunch of tree hugging pantywaists! They're always standing in the way of profits and it's our job to pave right over them!''
->'''Earl:''' ''I think you're missing the point sir! The world may be coming [[ApocalypseHow to an end!]]''
->'''Richfield:''' ''Well, that's a ''fourth'' quarter problem. We'll drop a bomb on that bridge when we come to it! Right now my biggest problem is trying to figure out what to do with all this money!''

->'''Bartleby''': You are responsible for raising an icon which draws worship from the Lord. You have broken the first commandment. Not only that, I'm afraid not a one of you passes for a decent human being. [[KarmaHoudini Your continued existence is a mockery of morality.]] Like you, Mr. Burton. Last year, you cheated on your wife of seventeen years eight times. You even had sex with her best friend while you were supposed to be home watching the kids.\\
'''Loki''': (giving him two thumbs up) In the bed that you and your wife share, no less!\\
'''Bartleby''': Mr. Newman: you got your girlfriend drunk at last year's Christmas party and then paid a kid from the mail room to have sex with her -- while she was passed out -- just so you could break up with her guilt-free when she sobbingly confessed in the morning. (She, uh, killed herself three months later.) Mr. Brace disowned his gay son! Very compassionate, Mr. Brace. Mr. Ray put his mother in a third-rate nursing home and then used the profits from the sale of her home...to buy an oriental rug for himself. [[AndThatsTerrible Heavens]]. Mr. Barker flew to Thailand on the company account to have sex with an eleven-year-old boy. Mr. Holtzman okay'ed the production of Mooby Dolls from materials he knew to be toxic and unsafe, because it was, [[Series/FamilyFeud SURVEY SAYS...!]] Less costly.
-->-- Two archangels preparing to execute the board of [[{{Disney}} Dis]]--er, "[[BlandNameProduct Mooby]]", ''Film/{{Dogma}}''

->''"We have no obligation to make history. We have no obligation to make art. We have no obligation to make a statement. To make money is our only objective."''
-->-- '''Michael Eisner'''

->''"We chase and shout after the man who steals your basket of eggs. The wiser thief is the man who manipulates us into buying goods we need at his shop and overcharges us a copper piece every time he can. He takes much more from us all, without ever having to run anywhere or suffer our anger. Indeed, sometimes we praise him for providing what we want or need, and never look past his welcoming smile."''
-->--'''[[ForgottenRealms Storm Silverhand]]''', [[http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/rl/20050713a addressing]] young [[HeroSecretService Harpers]].

->''"It has been said that most merchants die not of lawbreaking or lack of coin but of running afoul of a cabal--one they belong to, two or more they belong to that end up having conflicting aims or activities, or just one they happen to be in the way of. Cabal troubles, even more than angry victims of swindles, are the reason so many merchants mysteriously fall out of high windows, fall 'asleep' on streets where heavily laden wagons can roll over them, or go for swims in handy harbors while unconscious."''
-->-- [[ForgottenRealms Realmslore]] in ''[[http://wizards.com/dnd/Article.aspx?x=dnd/dueotr/20101203 The Silent Sail]]'' by [[WordOfGod Ed Greenwood]].

->'''Florence''': So you're saying we should go to the company C.E.O. and appeal to his generosity and nobility instead of his greed?
->'''Sawtooth''': [-Psst. Florence. Go with the greed.-]
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'' [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff800/fv00719.htm]]

->''"I wonder if the CEO just rubs himself with money."''
-->-- '''Gordon Freeman''', ''FreemansMind''

-> ''After all, what could a master criminal buy? There was a shortage of [[SupervillainLair seaside properties with real lava flows]] near a reliable source of piranhas, and the world sure as hell didn't need another Dark Lord, not with Gilt doing so well. Gilt didn’t need a tower with ten thousand trolls camped outside. He just needed a ledger and a sharp mind. It worked better, was cheaper and he could go out and party at night.''
-->-- ''Discworld/GoingPostal'' gives us the obligatory '''Pratchett''' quote

->''"I know this is supposed to be an evil corporation, but having actual pure, elemental evil lying around seems to be slight overkill."''
-->-- '''Evil Tim''', ''LetsPlay VideoGame/{{Shinobi}}'', [[http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-1253168287786355779&hl=en-GB# Stage 6-A]]

->''"But in our culture ... corporations are always corrupt, and poverty is always the fault of the wealthy people's greed."''
-->-- '''Andrew Klavan''', ''[[AndrewKlavanOnTheCulture Klavan on the Culture]]'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90SdmjuCAqw "Liberal Fantasies vs. Reality: Can you Spot the Difference?"]]

->''So I'm biggering my company\\
I'm biggering my factory\\
I'm biggering my corporate sign\\
Everybody out there, take care of yours and me?\\
I'll take care of mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!\\
(Shake that bottom line)\\
Let me hear you say 'smogulous smoke'\\
(smogulous smoke)\\
Schloppity schlop\\
(schloppity schlop)\\
Complain all you want, it's never ever, ever, ever gonna stop''
-->--'''The Once-ler''', ''[[VillainSong How Bad Can I Be?]]'', ''WesternAnimation/TheLorax''

->''I'd do it in a minute\\
If I could write off you murder''
->''I'd save all of my receipts\\
Because I'd rather you be dead\\
Than lose a tiny shred of what I made this fiscal year\\
I'd rather you be dead than ponder parting with my second home\\
I'd rather you be dead than consider not opening a restaurant\\
I'd rather you be dead''
-->-- '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktEFOpny0S0 Dethharmonic]]''', ''{{Metalocalypse}}''

->''"My God! ISO 9001 Certification is a license to kill!"''
-->-- '''Tom Servo''', ''MysteryScienceTheater3000: TimeChasers''

->''"You make history, I make '''money.'''"''
-->-- '''Steven Jacobs''', ''Film/RiseOfThePlanetOfTheApes''

->''I live in the Managerial Age, in a world of "Admin." The greatest evil is not now done in those sordid "dens of crime" that Dickens loved to paint. It is not done even in concentration camps and labour camps. In those we see its final result. But it is conceived and ordered (moved, seconded, carried, and minuted) in clean, carpeted, warmed and well-lighted offices, by quiet men with white collars and cut fingernails and smooth-shaven cheeks who [[AffablyEvil do not need to raise their voices]]. Hence, naturally enough, my symbol for Hell is something like the bureaucracy of a police state or the office of a thoroughly nasty business concern."''
--> -- ''{{The Screwtape Letters}}'' (preface)

->''"The markets are free! So much money for me! Tell me, why should I care for peace and love?!"''
-->-- '''Pig With The Face Of A Boy''', ''Soviet Tetris''

->''You can wheel and deal the best of them\\
Steal it from the rest of them\\
You know the score\\
Their ethics are a bore..."''
-->-- '''RayStevens''',"Mr. Businessman"

->''"Corporate America! Killing art."''
-->-- ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick'' - ''Film/{{Xanadu}}''

->''"[[http://www.theonion.com/articles/layoffs-are-necessary-if-we-want-to-keep-the-light,26250/ 'Layoffs Are Necessary If We Want To Keep The Lights On,' Says CEO Halfway Through Tasting Menu]]"''
-->-- ''TheOnion''

->''"There are so many things I remember\\
From the deeply revered days of old\\
When living was gentle and gracious\\
And working folk did as they're told.\\\
They were wonderful days, I remember,\\
When a feller could live like a king;\\
And children were working in coal mines\\
And life was a beautiful thing.\\\
But the fortunes of mankind are changing;\\
Things aren't what they were anymore;\\
And although I'm in no way complaining,\\
[[OhMyGods By Harris and Tweed]], I preferred it before."''
-->-- TheRoarOfTheGreasepaintTheSmellOfTheCrowd

->''"Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business."''
-->-- '''Charles Montgomery Burns''', ''TheSimpsons''

->''"[[SchindlersList Schindler]] and I are like peas in a pod. We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, [[ComicallyMissingThePoint but mine worked, dammit!]]"''
-->-- '''Monty Burns''', ''TheSimpsons''


[[folder: Meanwhile the four ugly corporation directors were having a wonderful time. They were running the company all over the place. Twice a day they watered the stock, to keep it fresh. And every Saturday they took a long pair of garden shears and trimmed the dividend. All in all, you would not find a nicer bunch of fellows outside of a police line-up. ]]

-->-- '''The Narrator''', ''TheSolidGoldCadillac''

->''"Sorry I'm late. Work was murder."''
-->-- '''Norman Osborn''', ''Film/SpiderMan''

->''There's a man going around in the town\\
Spreading lies\\
He's the bad businessman\\
Does his business while he can\\
He just does his business bad
-->-- ''Squirrel Nut Zippers'' - ''Bad Businessman''

->"This isn't Wall Street, [[EvenEvilHasStandards this is Hell!]] ''We'' have a little something called "[[TakeThat integrity.]]"
-->--'''Crowley'''', ''Series/{{Supernatural}}''

->''I built a little empire out of some crazy garbage\\
Called the blood of the exploited working class''
-->-- '''Music/TheyMightBeGiants''', "Kiss Me, Son of God"

->'''[[BigBad Elliot Carver]]''': Good morning, my golden retrievers! What kind of havoc shall the Carver Media Group create in the world today? News?
->'''Newsman''': [[CrapsackWorld Floods in Pakistan, riots in Paris, and a plane crash in California]].
->'''Elliot Carver''': [[MoodWhiplash Excellent]]! Mr. Jones, are we ready to release our new software?
->'''[[TheEvilGenius Jones]]''': Yes, sir. As requested, [[ObviousBeta it's full of bugs, which means people will be forced to upgrade for years]].
->'''Elliot Carver''': Outstanding! Mr. Wallace, call the President. Tell him if he doesn't sign the bill lowering the cable rates, we will release the video of [[NoodleIncident him with the cheerleader in the Chicago motel room]].
->'''Mr. Wallace''': Inspired, sir.
->'''Elliot Carver''': And after he signs the bill, [[ForTheEvulz release the tape anyway]].
->'''Mr. Wallace''': Consider him slimed.
-->-- ''Film/TomorrowNeverDies''

->'''Kaiba:''' So you've got a dweeb army. Am I supposed to be scared to attack?
->'''Dartz:''' (smirking) Well, only if destroying an innocent soul ''concerns'' you.
->'''Kaiba:''' (smirkier) Naaah. As the President of a major corporation, [[ButForMeItWasTuesday I have to do that every day.]]
-->-- ''Anime/YuGiOh'', "Waking the Dragons" arc

->''The true terrorists of our world do not meet at the docks at midnight, or scream "Allahu Akbar" before some violent action. The true terrorists of our world wear 5000 dollar suits and work in the highest positions of finance, government and business.''
-->--'''Peter Joseph''', ''[[ConspiracyTheory Zeitgeist Addenum]]''

->"Weyland Yutani, now of the opinion that an uncontrollable biological weapon that reliably wipes out their science teams en masse is totally worth ''declaring war on their own country's military'' for. Christ knows how Weyland-Yutani spent their time ''before'' the aliens were discovered; probably threw children on [[MoneyToBurn piles of burning money]]."
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''', ''VideoGame/AliensColonialMarines''

->'''Mr.Burns:''' Kent Brockman is threatening our ill-gotten gains.
->'''Rich Texan:''' Goldarn! I worked hard to ill-get those gains.
-->-- WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons , "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS18E22YouKentAlwaysSayWhatYouWant You Kent Always Say What You Want]]"