->''"I'm only a poor corrupt official."''
-->-- '''Captain Louis Renault''', ''Film/{{Casablanca}}''

->[about Ugarte] ''"I'm making out the report now. We haven't quite decided whether he committed suicide or died trying to escape."''
-->-- '''Captain Louis Renault''', ''Film/{{Casablanca}}''

->''"I am shocked, ''shocked'' to find that gambling is going on in here!"''
-->-- '''Captain Louis Renault''' ([[HypocriticalHumor as he collects his winnings]]), ''Film/{{Casablanca}}''

->"If you don't pay your water impost there isn't anything I can do about your water line being shut. [[BlatantLies I don't make the taxes]]."
->As it happened, he ''had'' made this one, or at least made the suggestion to the City Prefect of the Port of Mos Eisley that the water impost be raised 25 percent. But, [[TheSociopath Trevagg]] reasoned, rubbing his head-cones as he listened once again to the Modbrek female's frantic plea for more time, she probably wouldn't have been able to come up with the original impost, [[LackOfEmpathy so it probably didn't matter]]. What mattered was that now, through proper go-betweens of course, he'd be able to offer her a few thousand credits for her dwelling compound - which she'd be glad to part with after going without water or food for a couple of days - [[OpportunisticBastard and rent it out by the room]].
-->--''[[Literature/TalesFromTheMosEisleyCantina Nightlily: The Lovers' Tale]]''
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