->''Shades can make you [[RuleOfCool instantly cool]], even if youíre normally [[TheKlutz a klutz.]]''
-->--'''[[http://www.cs.utah.edu/~duongsaa/more_htm/jk_100animeRules.htm The 100 Rules of Anime]]''': #81 The Law of [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Shades/Coolness Factor.]]

->''Oh, THESE sunglasses? You can't afford THESE sunglasses! [[{{Heel}} And get your hands off the ropes!]]''
-->--'''Super Macho Man''', VideoGame/PunchOut!! Wii

->''Oh [[Series/CSIMiami David Caruso]], is there nothing your sunglasses can fix?''
-->--'''Jon Stewart''', ''Series/TheDailyShow''

->''You got designer shades\\
just to hide your face\\
And you wear 'em around\\
Like you're cooler than me''
-->-- '''Mike Posner''', "Cooler Than Me"

->''"Jubilee accidentally blows up the game with her mutant powers and, when the arcade manager freaks out and asks if she knows how much it costs, she responds with 'Yeah: a quarter,' lowers her shades like the love child of [[Series/CSIMiami Horatio Caine]] and [[Wrestling/BretHart Bret ďThe HitmanĒ Hart]], and runs out."''
-->--'''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-x-men-night-of-the-sentinels-1992/ on]] ''WesternAnimation/XMen''

->'''Elwood:''' It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, [[SmokingIsCool half a pack of cigarettes]], [[SunglassesAtNight it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses]].\\
'''Jake:''' Hit it.
-->-- ''Film/TheBluesBrothers''

->''Then three men in natty cream-colored summer suits came to stand near me at the curb, and something about them struck me like a hammer. They were all wearing dark glasses. I had seen it thousands of times, but suddenly what I had considered an empty imitation of a Hollywood fad was flooded with personal significance.''
-->-- ''Literature/InvisibleMan''

->''"Who is this cool dude?"''
-->-- ''Blobbo'' (PuzzleGame for the UsefulNotes/AppleMacintosh), mouseover description for the player character when wearing sunglasses

->''"Oh yeah, Iím over [[IconicItem screwdrivers]]. They spoil the line of your jacket. These days Iím all about wearable technology."''
-->-- ''[[Series/DoctorWho The Doctor]], debuting his new Sonic Sunglasses, "The Witch's Familiar"''