->''Shades can make you [[RuleOfCool instantly cool]], even if you’re normally [[TheKlutz a klutz.]]''
-->--'''[[http://www.cs.utah.edu/~duongsaa/more_htm/jk_100animeRules.htm The 100 Rules of Anime]]''': #81 The Law of [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Shades/Coolness Factor.]]

->''Oh, THESE sunglasses? You can't afford THESE sunglasses! [[{{Heel}} And get your hands off the ropes!]]''
-->--'''Super Macho Man''', ''VideoGame/PunchOut Wii''

->''Oh [[Series/CSIMiami David Caruso]], is there nothing your sunglasses can fix?''
-->--'''Jon Stewart''', ''Series/TheDailyShow''

->''You got designer shades\\
just to hide your face\\
And you wear 'em around\\
Like you're cooler than me''
-->-- '''Mike Posner''', "Cooler Than Me"

->''"Jubilee accidentally blows up the game with her mutant powers and, when the arcade manager freaks out and asks if she knows how much it costs, she responds with 'Yeah: a quarter,' lowers her shades like the love child of [[Series/CSIMiami Horatio Caine]] and [[Wrestling/BretHart Bret 'The Hitman' Hart]], and runs out."''
-->--'''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-x-men-night-of-the-sentinels-1992/ on]] ''WesternAnimation/XMenTheAnimatedSeries''

->'''Elwood:''' It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, [[SmokingIsCool half a pack of cigarettes]], [[SunglassesAtNight it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses]].\\
'''Jake:''' Hit it.
-->-- ''Film/TheBluesBrothers''

->Then three men in natty cream-colored summer suits came to stand near me at the curb, and something about them struck me like a hammer. They were all wearing dark glasses. I had seen it thousands of times, but suddenly what I had considered an empty imitation of a Hollywood fad was flooded with personal significance.
-->-- ''Literature/InvisibleMan''

->''"Who is this cool dude?"''
-->-- ''Blobbo'' (PuzzleGame for the Platform/AppleMacintosh), mouseover description for the player character when wearing sunglasses

->''"Oh yeah, I’m over [[IconicItem screwdrivers]]. They spoil the line of your jacket. These days I’m all about wearable technology."''
-->-- ''[[Series/DoctorWho The Doctor]], debuting his new Sonic Sunglasses, "The Witch's Familiar"''

->''"AHH! I just love these shades! They're so fresh!"''
-->-- '''Callie''', ''VideoGame/Splatoon2''

->''"I am invincible in these sunglasses\\
I am the Fonz, I am the Jack of Hearts\\
I am looking at you and you cannot tell that I am more than the sum of my parts\\
I am looking at you with my best eyes and I wish you could tell\\
I wish all of my kids would stop dressing up like Richard Hell\\
I am locked away in a high-tech wrap-around translucent blue-tinted fortress\\
And you cannot fucking touch me\\
I am invincible in these sunglasses\\
Cars are going beep beep beep\\
And there are so many roadmen on this street\\
And you cannot tell that I am scared\\
I am invincible in these sunglasses\\
I'm modern Music/ScottWalker\\
I'm a surprisingly smooth talker\\
And I'm invincible in these sunglasses''"
-->-- '''Music/BlackCountryNewRoad''', "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAZhzi9cpkc Sunglasses]]"

->''(Creator/ChanningTatum skydives into a city)''
->"Look at this guy! He's one of the sunglasses-people and the sunglasses-people [[DesignatedHero are heroes]]! They have a devil-may-care attitude and they run this town!"
->''(Channing Tatum jumps into a car with a hot blonde)''
->"See? That's not even his car. Or his wife. For the sunglasses-people, they get to do anything they want! They go on all sorts of missions, they've got cool hair, cool clothes. I mean, the laws aren't really laws to them. They're more like...mild suggestions. Like, I'm not even sure if he's going to return that car. Or that nice lady."
->''(Channing Tatum leaves a path of destruction in his wake)''
->"See what I mean? Hero!"
-->--"Blue Shirt" Guy, '''Film/FreeGuy'''

->''*angelic chorus* "Forged in molten plastic. Covered with [[BuffySpeak silvery mirror stuff]]. The ultimate... in cool." *electric guitar riff*''
-->--Bloo, ''WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends'', putting on sunglasses specifically because of their coolness.

->''By the way, you'll die if I take off these sunglasses.''
-->--Pacesetter pulling down his sunglasses while threatening Multislacker, ''VideoGame/ToontownCorporateClash''
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