->''"Look at my horse, my horse is amazing''\\
''Give it a lick ("Mmm! It tastes just like raisins!")''\\
''Have a stroke of its mane, it turns into a plane\\
And then it turns back again, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick when you tug on its winky-]]"''\\
''(Ooh, that's dirty!) Do y'think so?''
-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/WeeblAndBob Amazing Horse]]''

->''By the brand on my withers the finest of tunes''
->''Is played by the lancers, hussars, and dragoons''
->''And it's sweeter then stables or water to me''
->''The cavalry canter of Bonnie Dundee''
->''They feed us and break us and handle and groom''
->''They give us good riders and plenty of room''
->''They launch us in collumn of squadron to see''
->''The way of the war-horse to Bonnie Dundee''
-->'''Creator/RudyardKipling''', ''Parade song of the camp animals''

->''"I said, 'Fuck your [[CoolCar Mitsubishi]], I've a horse outside!''
->''Fuck your Subaru, I've got a horse outside!''
->''Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside!''
->''If you're lookin' for a ride, I've got a horse outside!"''
-->-- '''Music/{{Rubberbandits}}''', "Horse Outside"

->'''Shrek:''' Have you ladies seen my donkey?
->'''Donkey:''' Who you callin' ''donkey?''
->''(cut to reveal that Donkey has turned into a white horse)''
->'''Shrek:''' ''Donkey?!'' You're a...
->'''Donkey:''' A ''staaaallion'', baby! I can whinny! ''(whinnies)'' I can count! ''(paws his hoof in the dirt)'' Look at me, Shrek! ''I'm trotting!''
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek 2}}''

->'''Scrooge:''' I'll get Hortense later, cap'n! She's stretching her legs!
->'''Sailor on the mast:''' Blimey! There's a bloomin' 'orse on the tops'l yardarm!
-->--''Comicbook/TheLifeAndTimesOfScroogeMcDuck''

->''Sometimes we just need one little extra thing, in order to feel fulfilled.\\
A pony.''
-->-- '''[[https://blog.internode.on.net/2010/09/10/nodepony/ Simon Hackett]]''', explaining his choice of company mascot

->Legend has it that the greatest of these wild horses, a blue roan stallion known as Boreus, appears only to the noblest warriors and only in times of dire need. Said to possess the chaotic power of a winter storm somehow contained within the body of an animal, Boreus races forward like the chilling Northern winds, cutting through any foes who dare to threaten those under his protection.
-->-- ''Toys/MythicLegions'', '''[[https://www.sourcehorsemen.com/mythic-legions/entry/boreus Boreus]]''' blurb

->"Among men, [[WorldsBestWarrior Lu Bu]], among horses, Red Hare."
-->-- Chinese saying regarding Literature/RomanceOfTheThreeKingdoms