->'''Carter:''' I thought I was going to be sick... I'm sorry.
->'''Dr. Greene:''' Don't ever say you're sorry. See, there are two kinds of doctors: [[DrJerk there's the kind that gets rid of their feelings,]] and the kind that keeps them. If you're going to keep your feelings, you're going to get sick from time to time. That's just how it works.
-->{{ER}}, ''The Pilot''
----->'''''-177 episodes later'''''
->'''Gallant:''' I'm sorry... I just thought I was going to be sick.
->'''Dr. Carter:''' You know, there are two kinds of doctors: the kind that get rid of their feelings, and the kind that hold on to them. If you're going to hold on to your feelings, you're going to get sick every once in a while. That's part of it. Helping people is more important than how we feel. Hell, I've been doing this eight years, and I still get sick.
-->--{{ER}}, ''The Letter'' (The Episode when Greene died.)


-> Well, look what the Underground threw up... lets see how well you do in the daylight.
-->-- ''NeedForSpeed: Most Wanted''

->''Coincidentally, 17 is the same number of times I helped prevent prostate cancer today. By the way, that's a throwback to last week's episode. Our regular viewers have been rewarded for their loyalty. Thanks, mom!''\\
-- '''Lex Friedman''', ''[[http://www.cracked.com/video_16232_david-blaine-lesbians-weeks-5-biggest-douchebags.html Cracked.com's The Week in Douchebaggery May 2nd 2008]]''

->'''Larry:''' ''(showing a photo to the family)'' Hey, I'm looking for this guy. Anyone know who he is?\\
'''Bart:''' Yeah, sure, we know him. That's Mr. Burns.\\
'''Lisa:''' He tried to kill our puppies.[[note]]"Two Dozen and One Greyhounds"[[/note]]\\
'''Marge:''' He sexually harassed me.[[note]]"Marge Gets a Job"[[/note]]\\
'''Abe:''' He stole my fiancee.[[note]]"Lady Bouvier's Lover"[[/note]]\\
'''Homer:''' He made fun of my weight.[[note]]"Brush With Greatness"[[/note]]\\
''({{beat}})''\\
'''Larry:''' Okay, so there's been a little friction. Know his address?
-->--'''''TheSimpsons''''', "Burns, Baby, Burns"
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