* TheOffspring:
--> Ladies and gentlemen\\
Welcome to the disclaimer\\
That's right, the disclaimer\\
This [[EagleLand American apple pie]] institution\\
Known as parental discretion \\
Will cleanse any sense of innuendo or [[DeadpanSnarker sarcasm]] \\
from the lyrics that might actually make you ''think'', \\
and will also [[ViewersAreMorons insult your intelligence]] at the same time \\
So, protect your family! \\
This album contains explicit depictions \\
of things which are real. \\
These real things are commonly known as [[RealLife life]]. \\
So if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously. \\
If it sounds dangerous \\
DoNotTryThisAtHome or at all. \\
And if it offends you [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Just. Don't. Listen to it]].

->The BBC would like to announce that the next scene is not considered suitable for family viewing. It contains scenes of violence, involving people's heads and arms getting chopped off, their ears nailed to trees, and their toenails pulled out in slow motion. There are also scenes of naked women with floppy breasts, and also at one point you can see a pair of buttocks and there's another bit where I'll swear you can see everything, but my friend says it's just the way he's holding the spear. Because of the unsuitability of the scene, the BBC will be replacing it with a scene from a repeat of ''Gardening Club'' for 1958.

->''"Well, we warned you."''
-->--'''Edward Van Sloan''', ''Film/{{Frankenstein 1931}}'' (1931)

-> ''"Warning: '''It's I Spit On Your Grave!'''"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob''' introducing ''Film/ISpitOnYourGrave''