->''"Just what the world's been waiting for. The Charge of the Trenchcoat Brigade."''
-->-- '''John Constantine''', ''ComicBook/{{Hellblazer}}''

->''"It should be noted at this time that Freddie's disguise was much more efficient than Walter's. A man wearing an all-concealing trenchcoat in summer draws attention, and if he's feeding ducks it's automatically assumed that he's a spy, politician, or space alien."''
-->-- ''Webcomic/TheCallOfWhatever'' [[http://tcow.comicgenesis.com/d/20010921.html #9]]

->''"Clearly, I got the fashion sense in the family. Word of advice, I'd lose the trench coat because as it stands, it looks less cool brooding angel and more pedophile chic."''
-->-- ''Series/{{Lucifer}}'' to Uriel
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