!! From the film
->[[HiddenDepths He's a font of misplaced rage. Name your cliché...]] [[MyBelovedSmother Mother held him too much]], [[ParentalNeglect or not enough]]... [[PickedLast Last picked at kickball]]... [[MoralEventHorizon Late night, sneaky uncle]]... Whatever. Now he's so angry moments of levity actually cause him pain; gives him headaches. Happiness, for that gentleman, hurts.
-->-- ''Garland Greene''

->Define {{irony}}: Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by [[Music/LynyrdSkynyrd a band that died in a plane crash]].
-->-- ''Garland Greene''

-> '''Agent Sims:''' I'm DEA! You know what that means?!\\
'''Pinball:''' It means you the most crooked nigga on this plane!

!! About the film
->@@[[color:#0715cd: JOHN: look.]]@@
->@@[[color:#0715cd: JOHN: i love nic cage. he is basically my hero, ok?]]@@
->@@[[color:#0715cd: JOHN: but i'm kind of just realizing now that he is EMBARRASSINGLY BAD in this movie!]]@@
->@@[[color:#0715cd: JOHN: he is just doing this corny parody of a southern guy who is down on his luck, and acts "charming" with his goofy accent and stuff.]]@@
->@@[[color:#0715cd: JOHN:]] [[{{Narm}} some things i used to think were so badass are just coming off as ridiculous now.]]@@
->@@[[color:#0715cd: JOHN: can you believe that one time we were watching this movie, when he said "put the bunny back in the box" i actually high fived my dad?]]@@
->@@[[color:#0715cd: JOHN: this time that line just made me roll my eyes.]]@@
->@@[[color:#0715cd: JOHN: there's so much crappy dialogue!]]@@
->@@[[color:#0715cd: JOHN: "cyrus, this is your barbecue, and it tastes good..." arrgh!]]@@
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''