->''"Uh, this is all wrong. [[DamselInDistress Beautiful maidens]] are supposed to be rescued by [[BeautyEqualsGoodness handsome]] [[TheHero heroes]], not [[ActionGirl other beautiful maidens]]!"''
-->-- '''A Gibdo disguised as a human girl''' attempting to set a trap for Link in ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfZelda'' [[AnimatedAdaptation cartoon]] from ''WesternAnimation/SuperMarioBrosSuperShow''

->'''Mr. Incredible:''' HEY! I SAVED YOUR LIFE!\\
'''Oliver Sansweet:''' You didn't save my life! You ruined my death!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles''

->''"The one being rescued doesn't get to complain! You just act the part and stand around trembling and say 'Oh, save me!'"''
-->-- '''Ichigo Kurosaki''', ''Manga/{{Bleach}}''

->'''Shaundi''': Boss... [[WhatTheHellHero You're an asshole.]]\\
'''Boss''': True dat.
-->-- ''VideoGame/SaintsRowTheThird'', after the Boss saved Shaundi from the Syndicate's plane by letting her go into free-fall again.

->''"This is some rescue. When you came in here, didn't you have a plan for getting out?!"''
-->-- '''Princess Leia''', ''Franchise/StarWars: Film/ANewHope''

->''"Manga/{{Naruto}} didn't say anything, but he could feel his upper lip curling. [[LampshadeHanging Hinata really had saved their butts… so why was her sister being such a brat about it]]?"''
-->-- '''Fanfic/{{Team8}}'''

->''This is the worst rescue I've ever had.''
-->-- '''April O'Neal''', ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesIII''

->'''Shrek''': Well, I have to [[LiteralMetaphor save my ass]]!\\
'''Fiona''': What kind of knight ''are'' you?\\
'''Shrek''': I'm one of a kind.