->'''CK:''' I'll be with Mr. Socks in '''''Engineering.'''''\\
'''Mittens:''' In '''''where?''''' "Engineering" implies a big '''''room''''' to house the engine. You know... to walk around in.\\
'''MOUSE:''' [[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: Wheras, what YOU have is just :''an'' engine: ]]
\\
'''Mittens:''' So what you '''''meant''''' to say was, "I'll be down near the '''''engine.'''''"\\
'''MOUSE:''' [[/folder]]

[[folder: ...And Socks isn't even working on the engine. He's in that storage room next to the engine. ]]
\\
'''Mittens:''' ...And if you're gonna start calling '''''that''''' engineering...\\
'''CK:''' [stuffs MOUSE in Mitten's mouth]
-->-- [[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2009/03/01/stuff-a-mouse-in-it/ Stuff a MOUSE in it!]]

->'''CK:''' '''''No one''''' makes a fool of Commander Kitty!\\
'''MOUSE:''' [[/folder]]

[[folder: No one has to ''try'' very hard. ]]

-->-- [[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2009/03/15/some-assembly-required/ Some assembly required]]

->''// I HATE THE LIVING...''
-->-- '''MOUSE''', [[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2009/03/29/i-hate-the-living/ // I HATE THE LIVING]]

->''IF (CK==JERK) {\\
_ROOT.Plotrevenge(CK);\\
TRACE ("#¡@%!");\\
}''
-->-- '''MOUSE''', [[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2009/04/05/have-a-nice-wait/ Have a nice wait!]]

->'''III Worker:''' Recording... Prisoner number [=XP162844Q=]. Name, Nin Wah... Red Panda... Begin inventory... One green overcoat. ...One pair green pants ...One yellow shirt ...one pair boots ...one pink headband. Oh, '''''very''''' cute. ...One wallet. Fourteen space dollars. ...one comb. ...One space phone. ...One pack, "Bamboolicious" chewy gum. [[BreadEggsMilkSquick One...]] [[ArtificialLimbs arm...]]\\
'''Nin Wah:''' Yeh, could I have that '''''back''''', please?
-->-- [[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2009/08/29/begin-arm-jokes-now/ Begin arm jokes ...now]]

-> [After Nin Wah is sentenced to 15 minutes of cleaning trash around the station]\\
'''III Worker:''' Well, here we are! Hope you're ready to start!\\
'''Nin Wah:''' This airlock doesn't look that dirty.\\
'''III Worker:''' Oh, not in '''''here...''''' ...out '''''there.'''''\\
'''Airlock Door: CLANG!'''\\
'''III Worker:''' When I said "around the station", I meant '''''around''''' the station.\\
'''Nin Wah: ''WHAT?!'' ''' Don't I get a '''''spacesuit?!?'''''\\
'''III Worker:''' Sorry... '''''Cutbacks''''', you know. While you're out there, you can start by cleaning up the '''''last''''' prisoner.
-->-- [[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2009/10/11/is-a-failure-to-communicate/ ...is a failure to communicate]]

->'''CK:''' Fluffy... Why did you put a '''''leash''''' on an ''' ''eggplant''?'''\\
'''Fluffy:''' I couldn't find any '''''turnips!'''''
-->-- [[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2010/01/03/carry-on-fluffy/ Carry on, Fluffy]]

->'''CK:''' According to my '''''iTri,''''' her name is Nin Wah... she's from Panda Red... She was '''''arrested''''' yesterday on Gazelle... Woah, listen to this rap sheet, Socks! Vandalism... smuggling... kidnapping... illegal possession of '''''deadly weapons'''''... ...attempting to '''''blow up planet Gazelle!'''''\\
'''Socks:''' Dook dook?\\
'''CK:''' No, it '''''doesn't''''' know her favorite color. That's a feature in the '''''paid''''' app.
-->-- [[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2010/01/17/its-on-the-net-so-it-must-be-true/ It's on the net, so it must be true!]]

->'''CK:''' Fluffy, what have I told you about '''''Pool Cue Space Princess?'''''\\
'''Fluffy:''' She doesn't exist?\\
'''CK:''' That's right. Now report to whatever it is you do here.
-->-- [[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2010/05/16/spaceouts/ Spaceouts]]

->''Come. We will be safe from airborne skull fragments in the observation lounge.''
-->-- '''Android''', [[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2011/02/13/desperate-times/ Desperate times...]]

->''I invented Zenith in an attempt to create '''perfection'''. ...I invented these iKnows so people might have all the galaxy's information with just a thought. But now... I don't think perfection is all that great. And knowing '''everything''' doen't mean you know right from wrong.''
-->-- '''Fortiscue''', [[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2011/03/27/one-more-cant-hurt/ One more can't hurt]]

->'''CK:''' If I may make an '''''observation...''''' without you '''''hitting''''' me!\\
'''Nin Wah:''' [-Muh... muh...-]\\
'''CK:''' Your '''''arm''''' looks like it got '''''better.'''''\\
'''Nin Wah:''' Gee, you '''''THINK??'''''
-->-- [[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2011/08/07/enemy-among-us/ Enemy Among Us]]

->''Oh, will you stop '''freaking out?''' I'm '''not''' an android!I no longer have '''any''' detachable parts! I am '''one hundred percent red panda, got it?''' ''\\
[[[BeatPanel Beat]]]\\
[Tugs on tail]\\
'''''ONE HUNDRED PERCENT!!!'''''
-->-- '''Nin Wah''', [[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2011/08/14/one-hundred-percent/ One Hundred Percent]]

->''I don't '''understand!''' I just want my army of perfect slave children to '''rule the universe!''' Is that so much to ask? My plan is '''perfect!''' My creation is '''perfect!''' The only logical imperfection remaining is... '''Me.''' ''\\
[CK and Nin Wah come around corner]\\
'' '''Although...''' if I'm not perfect '''now,''' I can always be the most perfect one '''left alive.''' ''
-->-- '''Zenith''', [[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2011/08/28/process-of-elimination/ Process of elimination]]

->''HEY '''UGLY! You wanna pick on a brainless idiot?''' Try pickin on '''ME!''' ''\\
[everyone stares]\\
''Oh, um...''
-->-- '''CK''', [[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2011/10/31/words-get-in-the-way-and-giant-spiky-tails/ Words get in the way]]

->''CK finally musters up the courage and conviction to follow his dreams and make a difference! And like so many of us... fails anyway.''
-->-- '''Kitty Komm''', [[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2011/11/27/give-and-take/ Give and Take]]

->''This is the cyborgomy lag. Be careful of the '''sluices''' on the floor. It used to get pretty messy in here, back in the day... ...last week.''
-->-- '''Zenith''', [[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2012/04/07/all-in-her-head/ All In Her Head]]

->'''Ace:''' I gotta admit... I didn't expect so many '''''computers''''' in a surgery room. I thought there'd be... you know, more '''''scalpels''''' and stuff!\\
'''Fortiscue:''' Well, scalpels and hacksaws might have been fine for your '''''grandparents' ''''' brain transplant... But fortunately for the galaxy, '''''I''''' have invented more '''''civilized''''' and elegant methods of operating. [...] Are you ready to release all motor functions of this body, Mr. Socks?\\
[[[BeatPanel Beat]]]\\
[Cut to shot of bathroom door]\\
'''Fortiscue:''' It's worth the wait, '''''believe''''' me. I don't have an elegant solution for '''''that.'''''
-->-- [[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2012/04/29/spend-a-space-penny/ Spend a Space Penny]]

->'''Ace:''' But '''''how?''' I mean, one does not simply commandeer a Triple-I Skyfly, docked in a Triple-I '''''Mega Carrier!'''''\\
'''CK:''' '''''Fluffy''' does.\\
'''Mittens:''' And we '''''don't''''' ask '''''how.'''''\\
'''Socks:''' *Nod nod*
-->-- [[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2012/10/14/the-tao-of-fluffy/ The Tao of Fluffy]]

->'''Fortiscue:''' For this test, we're going to beam '''''Fluffy''''' from that ship to your '''''T-Pad.''''' But she's moving at about '''''50 space knots''''', so you should activate your de-inertialating interquantum anticellerizer.\\
'''CK:''' '''''Yeah,''''' yeah!\\
'''Mittens:''' Um, maybe we should wait for Mr. Socks, Commander?\\
'''CK:''' '''''No.''''' He's busy. '''''Transporterize now!'''''\\
* '''Wom wom wom wom wom''' '''''zip! KERSHLORNK!'''''*\\
'''Fortiscue:''' Transporterizing complete. Commander, did you '''''get''''' her?\\
'''Mittens:''' Uh, this is Lt. Mittens. Yes, he '''''got''''' her. About two feet up his '''''nose,''''' he got her.
-->-- [[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2012/11/25/up-your-nose/ Up Your Nose]]