->''Stop talking about comic books or I'll kill you!\\
I don't care if [[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk The Hulk]] [[UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny could defeat]] [[ComicBook/{{Superman}} the Man of Steel]]\\
I'm gonna rearrange your face if you continue to debate\\
Whether [[ComicBook/{{Wolverine}} Logan]]'s claws could pierce [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica Steve Rogers]]' shield\\
I just couldn't care less if they bring back Kraven\\
And I don't care if ComicBook/SpiderMan's [[ComicBook/TheCloneSaga a clone]]\\
Stop [[CrackIsCheaper spending all our cash]]\\
On back issues of ''ComicBook/TheFlash''\\
Or I swear to god you're gonna face your twilight years alone!\\\
You can [[InsistentTerminology call them]] {{Graphic Novel}}s\\
They're still just plain old comic books to me\\
And I don't see why you must always ceaslessly discuss\\
The post-ComicBook/ZeroHourCrisisInTime {{Continuity}}\\
For the last time, I won't read those [[Creator/JackKirby Kirby]] ComicBook/XMen!\\
You know that I prefer [[ComicBook/NewGods the work he did for DC]]\\
And if you don't wanna die, you'll lose that ''Overstreet Price Guide,\\
Comic Buyer's Guide, ''and'' Wizard Magazine!''\\
...but please get the new ''[[ComicBook/TheInvisibles Invisibles]]'' for me.''
-->-- '''Music/OoklaTheMok''', "Stop Talking About Comic Books or I'll Kill You"
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