->'''Carly:''' So how's Freddie?
->'''Mrs. Benson:''' Broken. But I see you're just fine. ''[[SarcasmMode Isn't]] [[MamaBear that]] [[{{Jerkass}} nice]]?''
-->--''Series/ICarly'', "[=iSaved=] Your Life"

->''"[[EvilLaugh Mwahahaha]]... Oh come on! If you don't laugh it just seems ''mean''..."''
-->--'''Barney''', ''Series/HowIMetYourMother''

->''"How much humor can we milk out of psychotic behavior? Find out this fall! Only on [[ImAMarvelAndImADC Marvel/DC]]!''
-->--'''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGGMTxjfn0c This trailer]]''' for Season 3 of ''ImAMarvelAndImADC''

->''"It's only funny until someone gets hurt... then it's frickin' hilarious!"''
-->--'''T-shirt slogan'''

->''"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy-'' that's ''funny."''
-->--'''Bender''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''

->''Theatre/RichardIII'' is Creator/WilliamShakespeare's first great comedy. Okay, I know that it gets ''listed'' as a tragedy. But, y'see, a tragedy is where a lot of people get killed, and you feel sorry for some of them. In ''Theatre/RichardIII'', a lot of people get killed, and you don't feel sorry for ''any'' of them.
-->--[[http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8371319459486098655# Michael Anderson]]

->'''Dwarf:''' [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2003/11/04/episode-350-first-impressions/ By Moradin's beard! Why do only our homes and children burn?!]]
->'''[[FauxAffablyEvil Black Mage]] ''[winking]'':''' Because it seemed excessively cruel!
-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->''"Whenever someone gets run over, I giggle. Does that make me a bad person?"''
-->--'''Anon'''

->'''Gary:''' ''Right now you are down and out,\\
And feelin' really crappy...''\\
'''Nicky:''' ''I'll say.''\\
'''Gary:''' ''But when I see how sad you are,\\
It sorta makes me... happy!''\\
'''Nicky:''' ''Happy?!''\\
'''Gary:''' ''Sorry, Nicky; human nature!\\
Nothin' I can do;\\
It's schadenfreude,\\
Makin' me feel glad that I'm not you!''
-->-- '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCQGQ5qBQTA Schadenfreude]]''', ''Theatre/AvenueQ''


->'''Eddie''', matter of factly: ''You know, it's funny. They say that television encourages violence. But I'm smashing his face in, and we haven't got one!''
-->--'''Eddie Hitler''', ''Bottom''

->''Comedy is death, HATREDY. / Step before the spotlight, / Laughter is your death-right / Crash and burn in horror''
->''Make them squirm / Want to leave / After they / buy their drinks''
->''I hate this audience / Regardless of applaudience / Like to take you away / Burn you in piles of hate''
->''I hate the talent here / So dull and so full of fear''
->''I'll beat you all to the punch / With an axe and a hack to the guts''
->''I'll take the microphone stand / Run it through your neck''
->''Cut off both your hands / Is this thing even fucking on?''
->''Are you fucking deaf / Or just too scared to run?''
->''Please take my wife, please take my wife / Then I’ll take your wife, then I’ll fuck your wife''
->''Just a fucking joke, though its kinda' not / There’s a little truth in every single shot''
->''Fueled by hate / Await your fate / Your time has come / To die on stage''
->''It's funny / Because it's not''
-->--'''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsHeFLL3zGk&feature=related Hatredy]]''', ''{{Metalocalypse}}''

->'''Dr. Ivo Robotnik''' disguised as Santa Claus: ''Ah, [[MemeticMutation hap]]-[[YouTubePoop PINESS]] is always so much more enjoyable when it's based on the misery of millions.''
-->--'''[[ChristmasSpecial Sonic Christmas Blast]]''', ''AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog''

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