->'''Gary:''' ''Right now you are down and out,\\
And feelin' really crappy...''\\
'''Nicky:''' ''I'll say.''\\
'''Gary:''' ''But when I see how sad you are,\\
It sorta makes me... happy!''\\
'''Nicky:''' ''Happy?!''\\
'''Gary:''' ''Sorry, Nicky; human nature!\\
Nothin' I can do;\\
It's schadenfreude,\\
Makin' me feel glad that I'm not you!''
-->-- '''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCQGQ5qBQTA Schadenfreude]]''', ''Theatre/AvenueQ''

->'''[[AxCrazy Samerina Volcuzas]]''': The bitch spat on me okay! She didn't know her place! So I showed her where it is. Under my boot. Though to be honest, I think she just stained these boots of mine. Now I must buy another pair of boots again. Can you imagine how much it cost me to buy these things?\\
'''[[MadScientist Dieter Mengele]]:''' One burned down shopping mall and a hundred innocent civilians?\\
'''Samerina Volcuzas''': Exactly!
-->-- ''FanFic/{{Necrophobia}}'', a ''Manga/FairyTail'' FanFic

->''Please take my wife, please take my wife\\
Then Iíll ''take'' your wife, then Iíll ''fuck'' your wife\\
Just a fucking joke, though its kinda not\\
Thereís a little truth in every single shot\\
Fueled by hate\\
Await your fate\\
Your time has come\\
To die on stage\\
It's funny because it's not''
-->--'''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsHeFLL3zGk&feature=related Hatredy]]''', ''{{WesternAnimation/Metalocalypse}}''

->''It is not enough for me to succeed. Others must fail.''
-->-- '''Creator/GoreVidal'''

->'''Dwarf:''' By Moradin's beard! Why do only our homes and children burn?!\\
'''Black Mage''': ''[winking]'' Because it seemed excessively cruel!
-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'', "[[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2003/11/04/episode-350-first-impressions/ First Impressions]]"

->'''Dr. Ivo Robotnik''': Ah, [[MemeticMutation hap]]-[[WebAnimation/YouTubePoop PINESS]] is always so much more enjoyable when it's based on the misery of millions.
-->--'''[[ChristmasSpecial Sonic Christmas Blast]]''', ''WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog''

->''Theatre/RichardIII'' is Creator/WilliamShakespeare's first great comedy. Okay, I know that it gets ''listed'' as a tragedy. But, y'see, a tragedy is where a lot of people get killed, and you feel sorry for some of them. In ''Theatre/RichardIII'', a lot of people get killed, and you don't feel sorry for ''any'' of them.
-->--[[http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8371319459486098655# Michael Anderson]]

->''"Whenever someone gets run over, I giggle. Does that make me a bad person?"''

->"You know, it's funny. They say that television encourages violence. But I'm smashing his face in, and we haven't got one!"
-->--'''Eddie Hitler''', ''Bottom''

->"Comedy's a dead art form. Now tragedy-'' that's ''funny."
-->--'''Bender''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''

->"[[EvilLaugh Mwahahaha]]... Oh come on! If you don't laugh it just seems ''mean''..."
-->--'''Barney''', ''Series/HowIMetYourMother''

->'''Carly:''' So how's Freddie?\\
'''Mrs. Benson:''' Broken. But I see you're just fine. ''[[SarcasmMode Isn't]] [[MamaBear that]] [[{{Jerkass}} nice]]?
-->--''Series/ICarly'', "[=iSaved=] Your Life"

->''"How much humor can we milk out of psychotic behavior? Find out this fall! Only on [[WebVideo/ImAMarvelAndImADC Marvel/DC]]!''
-->--'''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGGMTxjfn0c This trailer]]''' for Season 3 of ''WebVideo/ImAMarvelAndImADC''

->''"It's only funny until someone gets hurt... then it's frickin' hilarious!"''
-->--'''T-shirt slogan'''

->'''Ms. Tightpussy:''' That was... horrible, but mildly entertaining.

->''"[[LampshadeHanging It's weird, no matter how many people he kills, the audience still thinks he's lovable.]]"''
-->-- '''[[GenreSavvy General Tarquin]]''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

-> ''There's an old Earth word. It's called'' schadenfreude - ''the feeling of elation that comes from learning of the suffering of others. Like when you hear that a [[TheRival rival newsman]] was [[IsThisThingStillOn caught cursing in front of a live mike]], or that [[CorruptPolitician a particularly corrupt alderman]] just [[SurpriseCarCrash stepped in front of a garbage truck]]. It's elation accompanied by that twinge of guilt for feeling so good, and the quiet, fervent prayer that something that bad never happens to you.''
-->-- '''Michael Liberty''', ''[[VideoGame/{{Starcraft}} Liberty's Crusade]]''.