-> ''"I'm so sick of the endless colon-ization of new games that feel like they're too ''special'' to make do with one title! It's so mindbogglingly self-important it makes me want to spit!"''
-->-- '''Creator/BenCroshaw''' on ''[[VideoGame/LichdomBattlemage Lichdom: Battlemage]]''

->'''PointyHairedBoss:''' And don't get me started about your overuse of colons.\\
'''Dilbert:''' [[StealthInsult They remind me of you]], sir.
-->-- ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}''

-> ''If there are more than three words in the title, and no colons, it's already suspicious.''
-->-- '''[[https://twitter.com/TheGamePolice/status/482139627781103616 The Game Police]]'''

->''"Apparently, the sequel to ''[[Film/MissionImpossibleII Mission: Impossible II]]'' isn't ''Mission: Impossible III''. It's ''[[Film/MissionImpossibleIII M:I:3]]''. That's "M-colon-I-colon-3." I guess [[Creator/TomCruise Tom]] [[DoubleEntendre just likes fitting in colons.]]"''
-->-- '''Bill Maher''', ''Series/RealTimeWithBillMaher''

->''"The new ''Franchise/StarWars'' movie got a full title and in case you canít tell by that picture above the full title is: ''Star Wars: Film/TheForceAwakens''. I didn't realize The Force took a disco nap. I expect every hardcore ''Star Wars'' fanboy to whisper that subtitle into the ear of his Princess Leia Real Doll when he wakes up with morning wood"''
-->--'''''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/11/06/night-crumbs-225/ DListed]]'''''

->''"As anyone who's eaten tex-mex before a long plane ride knows, colons can be very problematic.... You have to mark the colon with [[{{Beat}} a little pause]], or people will think you're saying ''Beyond Two Souls'', as in more than two souls. But if you take off either part of the title, then people won't know what you're talking about:"''\\\
'''Yahtzee:''' I've been playing ''Beyond.''\\
'''Mate:''' Beyond what? Beyond [[JustOneMoreLevel the limits of social acceptability]]?\\
'''Yahtzee:''' No, I mean I've been playing ''Two Souls''!\\
'''Mate:''' Oh, right, isn't that that really hard game [[{{Spoonerism}} from BY Software]]-- I mean by Creator/FROMSoftware?\\
'''Yahtzee''': ''No'', that's ''VideoGame/DarkSouls''!\\
'''Mate:''' Oh, so you were playing a game about the exploration of several human sphincters?\\
'''Yahtzee:''' NO, that's ''Arseholes''!
-->-- '''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on ''VideoGame/BeyondTwoSouls''

->First, as Creator/RogerEbert pointed out, why not just call the movie ''Ballistic''? Why ''Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever''? Especially since Ecks and Sever work together to beat the greater villain. I mean, yeah, initially they thought they were against each other but they became reluctant partners. Thatís like renaming ''Film/TangoAndCash'' ď'''Demolition: Tango vs. Cash'''Ē.
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/01/27/ballistic-exks-vs-sever-2002-kaos/ on]] ''Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever''

->''"Creator/StanLee & Wheaties®: [[{{Slogans}} The Breakfast of Champions]] [[AdjacentToThisCompleteBreakfast (Jumpstart Your Metabolism®)]] Present: Chris Hemsworth[[note]]The actor who played Thor[[/note]] in A Creator/StanleyKubrick Film: {{Creator/Marvel}}'s Anime/{{Neon Genesis| Evangelion}} Anime/{{Super|DimensionFortressMacross}}dimensional Journey Into Mystery [[SuperTitle64Advance Advance]]: Creator/JackKirby's [[ComicBook/TheMightyThor Mighty Thor]]: Franchise/AceAttorney God of Thunder [[Literature/HarryPotter and the Deathly Goblet]] [[UsefulNotes/{{Nintendo 64}} 64]] [[VideoGame/RaidouKuzunohaVsKingAbaddon vs. King Abaddon]]: [[Film/CitySlickersIITheLegendOfCurlysGold The Legend of Curly's Gold]]: [[Film/Breakin2ElectricBoogaloo Electric Boogaloo]]: [[Film/SupermanIVTheQuestForPeace The Quest for Peace]]: [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolidPeaceWalker Peace Walker]]: [[Film/DieHardWithAVengeance With a Vengeance]]: ~ [[Anime/SuperDimensionFortressMacross Do You Remember Love?]] ~ [[RecursiveAdaptation The Official Motion Picture Of: The Official Game Of]]: [[VideoGame/AdvanceWars Dual Strike]] MKII The Glorious Burden (Feat. Method Man & Redman) Edge of Reason: [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXII International Zodiac Job]] + [[Anime/FinalFantasyVIIAdventChildren Reunion Perfect Collection]]: The Precursor Legacy II: Revenge of the Recursor Legacy[[VideoGame/KingdomHearts358DaysOver2 /365 Days]]: [[Film/DrStrangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Bomb]] II: [[RevengeOfTheSequel The Revenge]]: A Novel by Creator/TerryBrooks [[CapcomSequelStagnation HD Remix]] [[UsefulNotes/NintendoDS DS]] III [[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Yellow Version - Special Pikachu Edition]]: [[VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsOriginalGeneration Original Generation II]] [[UsefulNotes/Nintendo3DS 3D]]: [[{{Sequel}} The Sequel]] [[TradeSnark ©]] [[Creator/GeorgeLucas Lucasfilm]] LTD. All Rights Reserved not for whole or individual resale!"''
-->-- End result of a long chain of posts joking about ''[[ComicBook/TheMightyThor Thor: God of Thunder's]]'' status as the Official Game of the Official Movie.

->''"I just realized the full title for this would be Man Battles: The Battles of Men: Episode 1: Mega vs. Pac: Round 1. That sure is a lot of colons."''
-->--'''[[http://hoom.ph/post/30313998982/man-battles-mega-vs-pac-round-1 Hoomph]]'''

->''"Disney's Jim Henson's Tyler Perry Presents: [=ToughPigs=] Book Review: The Blurb on the Back of the Book that says, 'I can't wait to read Jim Henson's Jim Henson: The Biography: The Movie...Again: The Junior Novelization: Only the Back Cover Because I'm Lazy.' by Joe Hennes: Based on the Novel "Pig" by Sapphire: The E! True Hollywood Story Babies''"
-->--End result of a long chain of posts joking about the just-revealed title of Brian Jay Jones' ''Creator/JimHenson: The Biography''