->"You know when you're sitting in a chair, and you lean back so you're just on two legs, and then you lean too far and you almost fall over, but just at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that ''all the time''."
-->-- '''Creator/StevenWright'''

->"Sometimes I forget what I was going to say. Sometimes I remember things everyone else has forgotten for ever and always. Does that ever happen to you?"
-->-- '''Delirium''', ''ComicBook/TheSandman: Season of Mists''

->"Ahh! We're gonna die!...Wait, does it hurt to die?"
-->-- '''Taro''', ''VideoGame/Disgaea2CursedMemories''

->"I don't know if ''any'' of what I just said is true... but I ''believe'' it."
-->-- '''Meatwad''', ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce''

->"Sometimes I think your train of thought is carrying a shipment of toxic waste."
-->-- '''Ozy''', to Millie, ''WebComic/OzyAndMillie''

->'''Chiyo:''' Somebody turn back the clock before it's too lay-hay-hate!\\
'''Osaka:''' [''Sets up a chair, tries to reach clock''] Oh... I can't quite reach it!
-->-- ''Manga/AzumangaDaioh''

->'''Fighter''': Aren't you going to ask how it's our lifelong dream when we just met Red Mage.\\
'''Black Mage''': So you're actually '''aware''' that this makes no sense then?\\
'''Fighter''': Yet we chase our dreams anyway.\\
'''Black Mage''': Every day with you is an adventure I never wanted. Like swimming naked through shards of glass.
-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->'''Homestar Runner''' (cosplaying as himself): Was it my star or propeller cap that gave it away?\\
'''Strong Bad''': It was your unbelievably loose grasp on the world around you.\\
'''Homestar Runner''': Yeah, I guess I do have one of those.
-->-- ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'', [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/trogdorcon.html ''[=TrogdorCon=] '97'']]

->'''Joey''': Maybe my ruler was wrong.\\
'''Pheobe''': Maybe ''all'' the rulers are wrong.
-->-- ''Series/{{Friends}}''

->"So I was thinking... wait that doesn't sound right."
-->-- ''[[http://www.thewallflowerreport.com The Wallflower Report]]''

->'''Aeris''': Do you even ''listen'' to yourself any more?\\
'''Leo''': I try not to. It breaks the illusion.
-->-- ''Webcomic/VGCats'', [[http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=155 #160, "Start the Reactor"]]

->"I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth."
-->-- '''[[TheChosenOne Chosen One]]''', ''KungPow''

->"That guy [[SamusIsAGirl Tex]] is really a [[ArtificialHuman robot]], and you're his boyfriend. So that makes you... a gay robot."
-->-- '''Caboose,''' ''RedVsBlue''

->"That was some quality playing there, courtesy of Raocow and friends. The friends are the many voices just kinda chillin' in my head... I don't hear them, but they're there."
-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{Raocow}},''' "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ecl99pgQBBU toot toot all about space lime ]]"


->"I was thinking what it's like to be abandoned and tortured and abused and forgotten.[...] But then I thought... 'I wonder what it's like to fuck a butterfly?'"
-->-- '''Ragdoll''', ''ComicBook/SecretSix''

->'''Early Cuyler''': Yeah, I know 'bout Dan Halen. He was a ornery feller, chatterin' up inna tree all tauntin' like. Cheeks all puffed up with wallynuts and whatnot. I took aim at 'im with my pellet gun and blasted the tar outta him.\\
'''Interviewer''': Are you sure you're not talking about that stuffed squirrel over there?\\
[''Cut to stuffed squirrel on Early's mantle'']\\
'''Early''': Oh. Well, you might be right about that, now.
-->-- ''{{Squidbillies}}''

->'''Grune''': I'm going to give it my all. Charge~!\\
'''Chloe''': ...Where are you going?\\
'''Grune''': Oh? Where was I going?
-->-- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24r4XqCEcxU From a skit]] starring Grune from ''VideoGame/TalesOfLegendia''

->Some people think I'm bonkers, but I just think I'm free!\\
And I'm just livin' my life; there's nothin' crazy about me!\\
Some people pay for thrills, but I get mine for free!\\
Man, I'm just livin' my life; there's nothin' crazy about me!
-->-- '''Dizzee Rascal''', "Bonkers"

->"Talking with Rin is like playing chess with a supercomputer who does seemingly random moves as if to mock everything you know about chess. It's like that, but with human interaction. And even if I win, it feels like losing."
-->-- '''Hisao Nakai''', ''KatawaShoujo''

->"You know, whenever she starts talking I think to myself, 'Maybe this time it'll make sense.' I'm always wrong."
-->-- '''Andre Harris''' describing '''Cat Valentine''', ''{{Victorious}}''

->"[H]is tastes lean toward stuffed animals, zither-music, professional football, Charles Dickens, moose heads, carnivals, dogs, children and young ladies. Mr Bevis is accident-prone, a little vague, a little discombobulated, with a life that possesses all the security of a floating crap-game. But this can be said about our Mr Bevis: Without him, without his warmth, without his kindness, the world would be a considerably poorer place. Albeit, perhaps, a little saner."
-->-- '''Rod Serling''''s opening monologue for "Mr. Bevis," ''Series/TheTwilightZone''

->"Now you know I tell people I'm actually from another planet, you know, 'cause I'm a bit off the wall, well I'll tell you this boy OWNS the other planet, my goodness!"
-->-- '''[[Music/IronMaiden Nicko McBrain]]'''

->"Honestly, I think the inside'a [Jared's] head is pro'lly one'a th' most bizarre an' interesting places anyone could live."
-->-- '''CommanderBadass''', ''ManlyGuysDoingManlyThings''

->'''Church:''' God damn, man, I would love to live in your world for about ten minutes.\\
'''Caboose:''' Yeah. I have a really good time.
-->-- ''Machinima/RedVsBlue''

->"Our minds must be conflicting because you say plague of snakes and all I hear is EasterBunny, EasterBunny, EasterBunny."
-->-- '''Meatwad''', ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce''

->"Did she say something to you? Please forget it. She mumbles strange things from time to time. She can be an odd girl at times."
-->-- Said about '''Sara''' from ''[[FireEmblemJugdral Thracia 776]]''

->"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."
-->-- '''Patrick Star''' (thinking about milk), ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarepants''

->"Hello, Graham, would you mind coming back to earth with the rest of us, please?"
-->-- '''Shaft''', ''LightNovel/{{Baccano}}''
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