[[folder:Anime and Manga]]

->Hello, Graham, would you mind coming back to earth with the rest of us, please?
-->-- '''Shaft''', ''LightNovel/{{Baccano}}''


[[folder:Comic Books]]

->Sometimes I forget what I was going to say. Sometimes I remember things everyone else has forgotten for ever and always. Does that ever happen to you?
-->-- '''Delirium''', ''ComicBook/TheSandman: Season of Mists''

->I was thinking what it's like to be abandoned and tortured and abused and forgotten.[...] But then I thought... "I wonder what it's like to fuck a butterfly?"
-->-- '''Ragdoll''', ''ComicBook/SecretSix''


[[folder:Film - Live-Action]]

->Have small space aliens ever landed in your brain and told you to break into the zoo and free the kangaroos?
-->-- '''Heather''', ''Film/GoodBurger''

->I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth.
-->-- '''[[TheChosenOne Chosen One]]''', ''Film/KungPowEnterTheFist''

->'''Marty''': Have you noticed lately that [Captain Jack Sparrow] seems to be acting a bit strange?\\
'''Gibbs''': (''silently stares at him'')\\
'''Marty''': ...-er.
-->-- ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanDeadMansChest''



->"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
->"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
->"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
->"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."
-->-- ''Literature/AliceInWonderland''


[[folder:Live-Action TV]]

->'''Joey''': Maybe my ruler was wrong.\\
'''Phoebe''': Maybe ''all'' the rulers are wrong.
-->-- ''Series/{{Friends}}''

->In the parlance of the 20th century, this is an odd-ball. His name is James B. W. Bevis, and his tastes lean toward stuffed animals, zetter-music, professional football, Creator/CharlesDickens, moose heads, carnivals, dogs, children and young ladies. Mr Bevis is accident-prone, a little vague, a little discombobulated, with a life that possesses all the security of a floating crap-game. But this can be said about our Mr Bevis: Without him, without his warmth, without his kindness, the world would be a considerably poorer place. Albeit, perhaps, a little saner.
-->-- '''Rod Serling''''s opening monologue for ''Series/TheTwilightZone'', "Mr. Bevis"

->You know, whenever [Cat Valentine] starts talking I think to myself, "Maybe this time it'll make sense." I'm always wrong.
-->-- '''Andre Harris''', ''Series/{{Victorious}}''


->When I'm bored, I kinda drift away,\\
I'm not sure quite why we work all day\\
I've been thinking, and I've got this plan\\
Let's go, right now
-->-- '''Music/LilyAllen''', "Air Balloon"

->Some people think I'm bonkers, but I just think I'm free!\\
And I'm just livin' my life; there's nothin' crazy about me!\\
Some people pay for thrills, but I get mine for free!\\
Man, I'm just livin' my life; there's nothin' crazy about me!
-->-- '''Dizzee Rascal''', "Bonkers"

->She's a mass of contradictions\\
A pick-and-mix of strange convictions\\
It can be a source of friction\\
But there are worse afflictions\\
Love doesn't make distinctions
-->-- '''Music/TheDivineComedy''', "Creator/ArthurCClarke's Mysterious World"


[[folder:Video Games]]

->Did [Sara] say something to you? Please forget it. She mumbles strange things from time to time. She can be an odd girl at times.
-->-- ''[[VideoGame/FireEmblemJugdral Fire Emblem: Thracia 776]]''

->'''Grune''': I'm going to give it my all. Charge~!\\
'''Chloe''': ...Where are you going?\\
'''Grune''': Oh? Where was I going?
-->-- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24r4XqCEcxU A skit]] from ''VideoGame/TalesOfLegendia''


[[folder:Visual Novels]]

->Talking with Rin is like playing chess with a supercomputer who does seemingly random moves as if to mock everything you know about chess. It's like that, but with human interaction. And even if I win, it feels like losing.
-->-- '''Hisao Nakai''', ''VisualNovel/KatawaShoujo''



->'''Fighter''': Aren't you going to ask how it's our lifelong dream when we just met Red Mage.\\
'''Black Mage''': So you're actually '''aware''' that this makes no sense then?\\
'''Fighter''': Yet we chase our dreams anyway.\\
'''Black Mage''': Every day with you is an adventure I never wanted. Like swimming naked through shards of glass.
-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->'''Red Mage''': We should start with the visible sky castle.\\
'''Black Mage''': Why's that?\\
'''Red Mage''': It'll be easier to see the invisible one from up there.
-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->Honestly, I think the inside'a [Jared's] head is pro'lly one'a th' most bizarre an' interesting places anyone could live.
-->-- '''CommanderBadass''', ''Webcomic/ManlyGuysDoingManlyThings''

->Sometimes I think your train of thought is carrying a shipment of toxic waste.
-->-- '''Ozy''' to Millie, ''WebComic/OzyAndMillie''

->'''Aeris''': Do you even ''listen'' to yourself any more?\\
'''Leo''': I try not to. It breaks the illusion.
-->-- ''Webcomic/VGCats'', [[http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=155 #160, "Start the Reactor"]]


[[folder:Web Original]]

->(''Haru and Rin bump into each other coming out of changing rooms at a department store'')\\
'''Rin:''' Haru?!\\
'''Haru:''' Rin? If ''you're'' here, and ''I'm'' here, then ''who's flying this plane?!''\\
'''Rin:''' ...[[FlatWhat What.]]\\
'''Haru:''' What?\\
'''Rin:''' Let's talk outside.\\
'''Haru:''' I'm not going out there without a parachute!\\
'''Rin:''' [[SuddenlyShouting WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!]]\\
'''Haru:''' ''I DON'T KNOW!''
-->-- ''WebAnimation/FiftyPercentOff''

->'''Homestar Runner''': (''cosplaying as himself'') Was it my star (''taped onto his star T-shirt'') or propeller cap (''worn atop his trademark propeller beanie'') that gave it away?\\
'''Strong Bad''': It was your unbelievably loose grasp on the world around you.\\
'''Homestar Runner''': Yeah, I guess I do have one of those.
-->-- ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'', [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/trogdorcon.html "TrogdorCon '97"]]

->Hands do not exist in my reality!
-->-- '''Kaldor Draigo''', ''WebVideo/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''

->That was some quality playing there, courtesy of raocow and friends. The friends are the many voices just kinda chillin' in my head... I don't hear them, but they're there.
-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{raocow}},''' "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ecl99pgQBBU toot toot all about space lime]]"

->'''Church:''' God damn, man, I would love to live in your world for about ten minutes.\\
'''Caboose:''' Yeah. I have a really good time.
-->-- ''Machinima/RedVsBlue''

->I dunno, I think something went horribly wrong with my thought process over the years... (''giggles'') [[NonSequitur I]] ''[[NonSequitur love]]'' [[NonSequitur lemonade]]! (''chuckles'') Anyway, where was I? Oh, yes, scratched discs.
-->-- '''WebVideo/StuartAshen''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzwcPNoEX4s "Optical Media Laceration Extravaganza"]]

->So I was thinking... wait that doesn't sound right.
-->-- ''[[http://www.thewallflowerreport.com The Wallflower Report]]''


[[folder:Western Animation]]

->I ain't got no job, my wife left me, bills pilin' up, I got child support, and I don't know if ''any'' of what I just said is true... but I ''believe'' it.
-->-- '''Meatwad''', ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce''

->Our minds must be conflicting because you say plague of snakes and all I hear is EasterBunny, EasterBunny, EasterBunny.
-->-- '''Meatwad''', ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce''

-->-- '''[[MadScientist Dr. Weird]]''', ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce''

->I'm not crazy - I just don't give a darn! Woo-hoo!
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck''', "Daffy Duck and Egghead"

->I ''always'' let my imagination run away from me! Then it comes back... with cake!
-->-- '''Pinkie Pie''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''

->The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
-->-- '''Patrick Star''' contemplates milk, ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarepants''

->'''Early Cuyler''': Yeah, I know 'bout Dan Halen. He was a ornery feller, chatterin' up inna tree all tauntin' like. Cheeks all puffed up with wallynuts and whatnot. I took aim at 'im with my pellet gun and blasted the tar outta him.\\
'''Interviewer''': Are you sure you're not talking about that stuffed squirrel over there?\\
(''cut to stuffed squirrel on Early's mantle'')\\
'''Early''': Oh. Well, you might be right about that, now.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Squidbillies}}''


[[folder:Real Life]]

->If you understood everything I said, you'd be me.
-->-- '''Music/MilesDavis'''

->Now you know I tell people I'm actually from another planet, you know, 'cause I'm a bit off the wall, well I'll tell you this boy OWNS the other planet, my goodness!
-->-- '''[[Music/IronMaiden Nicko McBrain]]'''

->You know when you're sitting in a chair, and you lean back so you're just on two legs, and then you lean too far and you almost fall over, but just at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that ''all the time''.
-->-- '''Creator/StevenWright'''