->''"Stop, thief!"''
-->-- '''Guards''', ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsArena''

->''"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18CGW9P5Y9M Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt!]]"''
-->-- '''Guards''', ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIIDaggerfall''

->''"We're watching you, '''scum'''."''
-->-- '''Guards''', ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIIIMorrowind''

->''"STOP! You violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence! Your stolen goods are now forfeit!"''
-->-- '''Guards''', ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIVOblivion''

->''"You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people! What say you in your defense?"''
-->-- '''Guards''', ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim''

-> They may be called the Palace Guard, the City Guard, or the Patrol. Whatever the name, their purpose in any work of heroic fantasy is identical: it is, round about Chapter Three (or ten minutes into the film) to rush into the room, attack the hero one at a time, and be slaughtered. No-one ever asks them if they wanted to.\\
This book is dedicated to those fine men.
-->-- ''Literature/GuardsGuards'', Literature/{{Discworld}}

-> [[Film/DirtyHarry FABRICATE DIEM, PVNC]]
-->-- '''Motto of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch,''' Literature/{{Discworld}} (originally "Fabricati Diem, Pvncti Agvnt Celeriter" ("Make the Day, the Moments Pass Quickly")

->The Captain's tastes were simple, but his methods were complex.\\
We found him with five partners, each of a different world and sex.\\
The Shore Police were on the way - we had no second chance.\\
We beamed him up in the nick of time -- in the remnants of his pants.
-->-- ''Music/BannedFromArgo''

->''"New recruits might get bored by guard duty, but you'll never find a veteran complaining about a nice quiet afternoon full of not being stabbed."''
-->-- '''Leyten''', ''Literature/{{Oathbringer}}'' (third book of ''Literature/TheStormlightArchive'')
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