->'''Guy of Gisbourne''': [[ShoutOut Why a spoon, cousin]]? Why not an axe?
->'''Sheriff of Nottingham''' ''([[ActorAllusion also]] Creator/AlanRickman)'': Because it's ''dull'', you twit! It'll ''hurt'' more!
-->-- ''Film/RobinHoodPrinceOfThieves''

->''"Now, here is the power of [[Franchise/StreetFighter Dan]]. When he's about to win, you start feeling so bad, like,''
->''I ''can't'' lose to Dan, I ''can't'' lose to Dan... ''
->''And then you lose to Dan and, that's what's going to make you end up losing to Dan."''
-->-- '''James Chen''' displaying the disorienting effect of cherry tapping.

->''Getting hit with a fish has got to be humiliating.''
-->-- ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''

->''"The karate snap kick is one of the first moves they teach children, probably because you can't hurt anyone with it. It's a little flip of your knee that drives the ball of your foot straight out to let your enemy know it's safe to rape you. However, Semmy Schilt is 7 feet tall and his limbs act as natural particle accelerators. By the time his lazy jab or kick reaches you, it cracks against you like an elephant gun. And against a normal-sized human, the impact zone of his snap kick is your liver, which is somewhere between your balls and your dong on the list of places you don't want to get kicked."''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-10-most-insane-acts-violence-in-kickboxing-history_p1/ "The 10 Most Insane Acts of Violence in Kickboxing History"]]

->''"He killed me by running into me!"''
-->-- '''[[Creator/{{Egoraptor}} Arin Hanson]]''', ''WebVideo/GameGrumps'', "VideoGame/DeadRising2: Here Comes The Bride! - PART 33"

-> ''Splatted by ink from a propeller!''
-->-- ''Franchise/{{Splatoon}}''[[note]]"Splatted by propeller ink!" in ''Splatoon 2''[[/note]]

->'''Pearl''': What are the three most embarrassing words in the Inkling language?\\
'''Marina''': "Splatted by Sprinkler."
-->-- Goby Arena discussion, ''VideoGame/Splatoon2''

->''"I'm not just gonna kill you, buddy. If I have the option, and you ''saw'' me fish for it, I'm ''going'' to go for the most humiliating way possible to kill you."''
-->-- '''[=Alphastar716=]''', on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty_ccq90xog?t=471 defeating an enemy by flattening them with a Dynamo Roller]] in a game of ''VideoGame/Splatoon2''[[note]]While getting squashed by a roller ''is'' a OneHitKill, it's a slow enough maneuver that players can most often evade it or splat your [[RocketTagGameplay fragile]] character. And to rub it in even more, the Dynamo is the slowest roller of all.[[/note]]

->''"In addition to being able to roll around, jump, and climb up walls, because physics has already been bent over backwards in [[VideoGame/Splatoon3 this game]], if you really want to kill your opponent in the most humiliating way possible, instead of wasting your firepower, just squish them under the weight of the [[MiniMecha Crab Tank]]!"''
-->-- '''[=Alphastar716=]''', "[[https://youtu.be/y4mmgP9HKnA?t=163 Inside the Mind of Splatoon 3 Crab Tank Users]]"
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