->''"I think I'd rather have my bottom impaled on a giant cactus than exchange pleasantries with that jumped-up Frenchman. As far as I'm concerned, the only thing the French should be allowed to host is an invasion!"''

->'''Alucard:''' So whats up with the Pride meeting?\\
'''Integra:''' They're a mercenary group contracted to replace all the soldiers we lost in the Valentine brothers--\\
'''Alucard:''' Wait. Are these guys French?\\
'''Integra:''' We were forced to post [[RedShirt mortality rates]]. They're the only ones who applied.\\
'''Alucard:''' We are really scraping the bottom of the barrel here.

->'''U.N. Leader:''' Is the crew okay?
->'''American captain:''' Yes sir. They're French, so they surrendered immediately. (to the French crew) Once the pirates boarded your ship, how did they force you off?
->'''French captain:''' Il a vert [[Franchise/StarWars lightsabeur!]]
->'''Crew member:''' Oui! Un lightsabeur!
->'''Crew member #2:''' Le lightsabeur ''terrible!''

->"In any case, we arrive to see the city surrendered. "We have no choice but to surrender to you," a cop notes (apparently hes authorized to make that statement). I guess the city is in French Africa."
-->--[[http://www.jabootu.com/csfrgc.htm This review]] of the ''[[WesternAnimation/{{Superfriends}} Superfriends]]'' episode "Revenge On Gorilla City".

->'''French Ambassador''': We give in to your demands!\\
'''UK Ambassador''': Oh look, France is surrendering. There's a shocker!
-->--''ComicBook/TheSimpsons Comics''