[[folder:Anime and Manga]]

->''"You're too big to fit in a plane so... I'm going to make you compact! It'll take no time at all!"''
-->-- '''Mao''', ''Anime/CodeGeass''


[[folder:Film - Animation]]

->''"Oh, good. My dog found the chainsaw!"''
-->-- '''Lilo Pelekai''', ''Disney/LiloAndStitch''

->'''Mouse Doctor''': Bring me the Epidermal Tissue Disruptor!\\
'''Wilbur''': [[OhCrap THE]] [[ParrotExpowhat EPIDERMAL]] ''[[BigWhat WHAT?!]]'' ''(Nurse mice hoist up a chainsaw and rev it up)'' Oh no... no... no... [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!]] (''screams and bolts for the exit'')
-->-- ''Disney/TheRescuersDownUnder''


[[folder:Film - Live-Action]]

->''"Suck my spinning steel, shithead!"''
-->-- '''Derek''', ''Film/BadTaste''

->''"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw."''
-->-- '''Heather Chandler''', ''Film/{{Heathers}}''

->''"I love this saw! This saw's a part of me, and I'm gonna make it a part of you!"''
-->-- '''Buzzsaw''', ''Film/TheRunningMan''



->''Maybe the average young girl didn't speak of chainsaws in the same way, but Virginia felt that that was their loss. As fashion accessories they had the edge on nearly anything else, when it came to getting you a lot of attention. And respect.''
-->-- ''[[Literature/RatsBatsAndVats The Rats, the Bats and the Ugly]]''


[[folder:Live-Action Television]]

->''"All the birds love a scar."''
-->-- '''Eddie Hitler''', ''Series/{{Bottom}}'', shortly before having his legs cut off with a chainsaw

->'''Giles:''' We're going to have to create a door.\\
'''Anya:''' Create a door? You can do that?\\
'''Giles:''' I can. *revs chainsaw*
-->-- ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

->''"Gotta love this job." *revs chainsaw*''
-->-- '''Stella Bonasera''', ''Series/{{CSINY}}''

->'''Frank''': [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique Drawing a confession out of someone]] is like doing a beautiful dance. [[{{Metaphorgotten}} A beautiful dance with a chainsaw.]]
->'''Dennis''': He makes [[CloudCuckooLander less and less sense as the days go by.]]
-->-- ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia''

->''"You'd be surprised how many of my transactions involve power tools."''
-->-- '''Kenzi''', ''Series/LostGirl''



->''Billy solves his problems by [[MommasBoy calling up his mom]]\\
Heather solves her problems with [[WatchItStoned drugs and alcohol]]\\
Daniel solves his problems with [[FrivolousLawsuit a doctor and the law]]\\
But Malcolm's got his own way and it's better than them all\\
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw\\
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw\\
Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw\\
[[ViolenceReallyIsTheAnswer And he never has the same problem twice]]!''
-->-- '''Music/TheArrogantWorms''', "Malcolm"

->''Put down that chainsaw and listen to me!''
-->-- '''Music/WeirdAlYankovic''', "Dare to be Stupid"


[[folder:Tabletop Games]]

->''Problems? Problems? There is no problem I cannot solve with this...''
-->-- Attributed to '''Mad Chainsaw Johnson''', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''

->You know, there's nothing like the feel of a chainsaw as it cuts right through to the soft part of the bone. The way the hard noise changes just slightly to a softer squishy sound. Aah, music to the ears...
-->--''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade - D.C. By Night''

[[folder:Video Games]]

->''"A chainsaw! Find some meat!"''
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Doom}}''

->''"Some people are born to use a chainsaw, others have chainsaws thrust upon them."''
-->-- '''Ash Williams''', ''VideoGame/EvilDeadAFistfulOfBoomstick''

->''"This two-handed sword was forged using ancient Sheikah technology. Its unique rotating blades give it impressive cutting power that will slice enemies to shreds."''
--->-- Description for the '''Ancient Bladesaw''', ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild''

-->-- ''VideoGame/NexusWar'', in-game description of the Chainsaw weapon

->''"A '''chainsaw'''? As if [[TemptingFate things weren't bad enough already!]]"''
-->-- '''Sheva Alomar''', ''VideoGame/ResidentEvil5''



->''Make your swords become like things unto chainsaws.''
-->-- '''Glorious Chainsaw Method''', ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->''"Oh. how stupid of me. [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=37&issue=5 That was the sound of chainsaw nunchucks.]]"''
-->-- '''Dr. [=McNinja=]''', ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja''

->'''King Radical''': Ha! See what happens when you bring a [[WreckedWeapon sword to a chainsaw fight]]?
-->'''Dr. [=McNinja=]''': [[SubvertedTrope Yeah, I see that a sword's actually a weapon, unlike your firewood maker.]]

->'''Ethan''': So we both have a bunch of little plastic men, right? and we move them '''manually'''. Then, when we fight, we roll dice and then do '''math''' to figure out who hits who. But there are no actual battles, or explosions. We use our '''imaginations''' like a couple of '''savages'''. It sounds almost as fun as chewing used medical syringes.\\
'''Lucas''': These guys here have '''Chainsaw swords'''.\\
'''Ethan''': This is the coolest game ever. Hurry up and figure out how to play so my little plastic dudes can chainsaw your little plastic dudes.
-->-- ''Webcomic/CtrlAltDel'' [[http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/20061101 on]] ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''

->''"[[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff100/fv00035.htm Beware the happy man with power tools.]]"''
-->-- '''Florence Ambrose''', ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''

->''"[[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff100/fv00065.htm Never water balloon anyone who's carrying a chain saw."]]''
-->-- '''Helix''', ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}''

->''"As you prepare to leave the town, you- Uh, Lewis, are we boring you?"''
->''"Nah, I was just thinking how ''Franchise/StarWars'' might've been cooler if they had chain saws intead of light sabers."''
->[[http://ffn.nodwick.com/?p=331 ''(everyone get the same absent look as him)'']]
-->-- ''Webcomic/FullFrontalNerdity''


[[folder:Web Original]]

->''"'''EVERY TUESDAY, [[TitleDrop EPIC MEAL TIME]]!''' Comin' at you with a chainsaw and a big pile o'meat! If you ain't down with that? '''THEN YOU AIN'T DOWN WITH COOKING!'''"''
-->-- ''Harley Morenstein'', ''WebVideo/EpicMealTime''

->'''[[Creator/BenCroshaw Yahtzee]]''': [[{{ComicBook/Doom}} Chainsaw, the great communicator!]]\\
'''Gabriel:''' My penis has teeth!
-->-- '''''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq20fqqZTqw Let's Drown Out]]''''' ''[[{{VideoGame/Doom}} Brutal Doom]]'' ({{Game mod}})

-> ''"Chainsaws historically have now probably been used more often against zombies in games than against wood in real life."''
-->-- '''Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw,''' ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation,'' on ''VideoGame/Left4Dead2''


[[folder:Western Animation]]

->''"Oh, Rico. Chainsaw's {{your answer to everything}}!"''
-->-- '''Private''', ''WesternAnimation/ThePenguinsOfMadagascar'', "I Was A Penguin Zombie"

->'''Otto:''' I added the saws!\\
'''Sprx:''' You add saws to everything.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SuperRobotMonkeyTeamHyperforceGo''