[[folder: Webcomics ]]
->'''Elliot''': "We got magic through anime style martial arts?!"\\
'''Mr. Verres''': "Don't interrupt. And technically, yes, you did."
[[folder: Web Original ]]
->By the way, have I ever told all of you how I got my "Miller Time" watch?
->A thief broke into our home one night, and said he would kill me and everyone I ever knew and loved. In my rage, I beat his face in so much it was flat against the ground, and then I took this watch off of him as a memento. I buried the bloody corpse in Nevada.
->''[[SubvertedTrope Of course I didn't!]]'' The thing was a Christmas present when I was like, thirteen or something! But if that ''was'' the case, it'd be pretty hard to watch all of my old "Miller Time" episodes, now wouldn't it?!
-->--'''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''', [[DiscussedTrope discussing this trope]] in relation to its use in ''ComicBook/IdentityCrisis''
[[folder: Western Animation ]]
->I've experienced death, countless times. Sometimes, I see a bright light. Sometimes, I see Heaven, or Hell. But eventually, no matter what, I wake up in my bed, wearing my same old clothes. And the worst part? Nobody even remembers me dying! I go to school the next day, and everyone is just like, "Oh, hey Kenny," even if they had seen me get decapitated with their own eyes. You wanna whine about curses, Hindsight? You're talking to the wrong fucking cowboy.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', on TheyKilledKennyAgain
->'''Eddy:''' I made it all up, Double D. Everything about my brother ''was a lie.'' I just made things up so people would like me; think I was cool. But boy was I wrong! [[NoodleIncident The scam,]] my brother, this...''When am I going to learn, Double D?''
->'''Edd:''' I think you just have.
->'''Minuette:''' Thought [Moondancer] finally might be letting her guard down a little with [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E1MareInTheMoon that party]]. We invited her out a few times after that, [[LonersAreFreaks but she was always too busy studying]]. So, eventually, we just stopped asking.\\
'''Twilight Sparkle:''' I had no idea that party was so important to her...
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS5E12AmendingFences "Amending Fences"]]