->''"Rashid, please move forward and prevent it from disintegrating me, if you please."''
-->-- '''Arthur Langtry''', Merlin of the White Council, ''[[Literature/TheDresdenFiles Turn Coat]]''

->''"So I was hoping after you punch me through a wall, you could--"''
-->-- '''Rocky Rickaby''', ''Webcomic/{{Lackadaisy}}''

->''"Houston, we have a problem."''
-->-- '''Jim Lovell''', ''Film/{{Apollo 13}}''

->''"When you're drowning, you don't say 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me,' you just scream."''
-->-- '''Music/JohnLennon'''

->''Emmett even shouted a remark about the superior flavor of ursine creatures in between being used to knock a tree over and successfully depriving Siobhan of one of her feet.''
-->--'''Narration''', ''Fanfic/{{Luminosity}}''

->'''Spooner''': How long is that gonna take?\\
'''Calvin''': About six minutes.\\
'''Spooner''': What if we didn't have six minutes?\\
'''Calvin''': Then we'd have a problem. Why?\\
'''Spooner''': Because I seriously doubt we have six minutes.\\
''(Camera pans out and shows an army of robots climb up the side of the building)''
-->--''Film/IRobot''

->''"Something tells me this ain't the ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbean'' ride."''
-->-- '''Omar''', ''Film/RichieRich'' (they are in the [[ConveyorBeltODoom intake hopper]] that feeds one of Keenbean's machines)

->''[Zombies are swarming. Harry takes out one that was about to attack Lara.]''\\
'''Lara:''' ''[conversationally]'' Oh. That was gentlemanly of you, Dresden.\\
'''Harry:''' I've been known to pull out chairs and open doors, too.\\
'''Lara:''' How very unfashionable. And endearing.
-->--''[[Literature/TheDresdenFiles Turn Coat]]''

->''"We're stuck here, about to be turned into [[ItMakesSenseInContext wax statues]], and the two of them are bickering! They really don't seem to understand the danger of the situation at all!"''
-->-- '''Princess Vivi''' of ''Manga/OnePiece'' (noting Nami and Zoro's response to the current kidnapping)

->''"We're gonna need a bigger boat."''
-->-- '''Martin Brody''', upon sighting the shark about five metres from the stern of the ''Orca'', ''Film/{{Jaws}}''

->'''Mr. Miracle''': You have to admit, this is a pretty good death trap.\\
'''Batman''': I've been in better, but the track is a nice touch.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold'' (They are chained to a rollercoaster and dodging things such as fire and giant hammers)

->''"Uh, hello, Cobra Bubbles? Aliens are attacking my house."''
-->-- '''Lilo''' (on the phone), ''Disney/LiloAndStitch''

-> "... Excuse me a minute."\\
He was interrupted by a burst of incoherent screaming which sounded like the warcry of a [[BloodKnight Khornate fanatic]] and which [[KilledMidSentence terminated abruptly]] in a [[DropTheHammer thud of a power maul on full charge]] and a gurgle that sounded distinctly unhealthy. "Well he's not getting mine ... Sorry commissar, where were we?"
-->-- '''Praetor Kolbe''', ''Literature/CiaphasCain: The Traitor's Hand''

-> '''Air Traffic Control''': You are cleared to land on any runway.\\
'''Capt. Al Haynes''': Roger. ''[chuckles]'' You want to be particular and make it a ''runway'', huh?
--> [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Airlines_Flight_232 United Airlines Flight 232]], crash landing in Sioux City, Iowa, July 19, 1989.

-> '''[[ComicBook/ImmortalIronFist Iron Fist]]''' ''(mid-battle)'': Awww... is this one of those 'witty banter' teams?\\
'''ComicBook/SpiderMan:''' Yeah.\\
'''Iron Fist:''' I hate banter.\\
'''[[ComicBook/LukeCageHeroForHire Luke Cage]]:''' You're ''doing'' banter.
--> ''ComicBook/NewAvengers''

->''"[[CatchPhrase Eh... what's up, Doc?]]"''
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/BugsBunny''', often while he had a gun pointed directly at his skull.

->'''Pacha:''' ...[[OhCrap Uh-oh.]]\\
'''Kuzco:''' ''(facing the other way)'' Don't tell me. We're about to go over [[InevitableWaterfall a huge waterfall?]]\\
'''Pacha:''' Yep.\\
'''Kuzco:''' Sharp rocks at the bottom?\\
'''Pacha:''' Most likely.\\
''({{beat}})''\\
'''Kuzco:''' [[BringIt Bring it on.]]
-->-- ''Disney/TheEmperorsNewGroove''

->''"Hi, guys. Listen, they're... they're telling me that the... the generators can't take it, and the ship is... flying apart and all that. Just FYI."''
-->-- '''Fred Kwan''', ''Film/GalaxyQuest''

->"Sorry, I'm busy making death threats to Samaritan operatives."
-->-- '''John Reese''', ''Series/PersonOfInterest'', "[[Recap/PersonOfInterestS04E11 If-Then-Else]]"

->"Folks, there is some sort of electrical disturbance in the stands. Metalbender cops are dropping like bumbleflies. There appear to be masked members of the audience wielding strange devices on their hands. One of them is in the booth with me right now, folks! He is leveling one of those glove devices at me now, and I believe he is about to electrocute me! I am currently wetting my pants!" *''zap''*
-->-- '''Shiro Shinobi''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra''