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[[folder:Comic Strips]]
->'''Steve Dallas:''' Listen, I want you and crave you, Bobbi. Marry me.\\
'''Bobbi Harlow:''' You're kidding.\\
'''Steve:''' I'm young, hairy-chested and drive a Buick. So why not?\\
'''Bobbi:''' Because, Steve, you're gonna go through a score of mistresses, a dozen ulcers and an early emotional breakdown for being such a greedy, self-centered '''boob'''. Okay?\\
'''Steve:''' It's these *@#?! '''shorts''', isn't it?
-->-- ''ComicStrip/BloomCounty''
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[[folder:Film -- Animated]]
->'''Ling:''' My manly ways and turn of phrase are sure to thrill her!\\
'''Yao:''' [[LampshadeHanging He thinks he's such a lady-killer... Ha!]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Mulan}}''
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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
->''"I know you think you're some kind of smooth-talking ladies man, but the truth is you're just pathetic and creepy."''
-->-- '''Penny''' to Howard, ''Series/TheBigBangTheory''
->''"Oh, whoops! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong!"''
-->-- '''Frank Reynolds''', ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia'', "[[Recap/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphiaS05E10TheDENNISSystem The D.E.N.N.I.S. System]]"
->''"Mr. Paris, I assume you have a great deal of experience being rejected by women."''
-->-- '''EMH''', ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "[[Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS2E19Lifesigns Lifesigns]]"
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[[folder:Video Games]]
->'''[[TheBogan Kano]]:''' Wanna taste Australia's [[DoubleEntendre best blood sausage]]?\\
'''[[DarkActionGirl Skarlet]]:''' [[EntendreFailure I would rather]] [[BloodMagic taste your blood]], Kano.\\
'''Kano:''' [[RefugeInAudacity Would you settle for me sausage]]?
-->-- ''VideoGame/MortalKombat11''
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[[folder:Web Animation]]
->''"[[WebAnimation/RedVsBlue Tucker]] wants you to think he's a ladies' man. However, after [[SarcasmMode careful painstaking analysis]], we have determined he has very little game, being that his most frequent hookup [[CompanionCube is a rock]]."''
-->-- '''Wiz''', ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle''
->''"I'm not one of your fried chicken tramps! I'm a ''woman''. I like my men dangerous, mysterious! You want to be '''my''' lover? ''Earn it''. SEDUCE ME!"''
-->-- '''The Spy''', addressing the Scout[[note]]we promise ItMakesSenseInContext[[/note]], ''WebAnimation/TeamFortress2: Expiration Date''
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[[folder:Webcomics]]
->'''Jane's Friend:''' Look at that guy. He just keeps going to women, asking the same pickup line.\\
'''Jane:''' I did this to him.\\
'''Jane:''' Long ago, he approached me with a line he'd pulled from the Internet.\\
'''Jane:''' My body told me to reject him, but my mind said... ''do him.'' Let him think this pickup line works.\\
'''Jane:''' Let him believe it is possible... let him die in love this night...\\
'''Jane:''' And let him arise as a ghost... walking the Earth, going from woman to woman...\\
'''Loser:''' Hey, baby...\\
'''Jane:''' Nightly repeating the same pattern... Growing ever more hungry and ever less sated.\\
'''Loser:''' I'm not a weatherman...\\
'''Jane:''' Dwell in the house of Death, ghost-man! All day is night for you, and all sweetness is ash!\\
'''Loser:''' (crying) But I predict you'll get a few inches tonight!
-->-- ''Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal'', [[https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/pickup Pickup]]
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[[folder:Web Original]]
-> and I saw a girl and was like "hey baby, you lookin' for a good time"\\
and she said "yes"\\
and I just sorta stared\\
cause I don't usually get that far\\
and I didn't have anything to say
-->-- qdb.us [[http://www.qdb.us/28309 #28309]]
->''"I'll tell you a little secret a lot of men don't realize. While looks matter, the real thing women want to see is a mix of passion, gentleness, and stability -- along with a dash of sanitation. [...] Many men I've met are able to get dates pretty easily, despite being portly or bald. Why? Because it's clear to anyone and everyone who meets them that they are doing well in life. They are happy people who act like adults, and follow their dreams to the max. They're also reasonable with their standards. Most of the guys I meet who blame women for not dating them focus almost exclusively on getting girls. And they don't want any girl; they want the one with a Ford modeling contract. Sometimes, they might have one other hobby, but that's it. Girls see that, and they think, "Damn, what a sad life he must lead!" Do men want to go bang the "crazy cat lady" who has totally lost herself in finding a man? Absolutely not. So why are you blaming women for avoiding men with the same vibe?"''
-->-- '''Ossiana Tepfenhart''' [[DeconstructedTrope tears this trope limb from limb]], ''Medium.com'', "[[https://medium.com/@ossiana.tepfenhart/men-need-to-stop-blaming-women-for-rejecting-them-ee7368543f4f Men Need To Stop Blaming Women For Rejecting Them]]"
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[[folder:Web Video]]
->''When he says: "How long you in town?"\\
He thinks his vibe is all [[Series/MadMen Don Draper]]\\
But really it's more Hertz Rent-a-Car...''
-->-- '''Creator/ChrisFleming''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB4gIRunnhM Wildly Unlikeable Guy]]''
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
->'''Fruity:''' I'm not a one-woman man.\\
'''Matt:''' Yeah, ninety-nine percent of the time you're a no-woman man.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Downtown}}''
->''"My darling, I love you. Where have I been all your life?"''
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/PepeLePew''', "WesternAnimation/OdorableKitty"
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[[folder:Miscellaneous]]
->''"You're the only man I know who can screw up his own wet dream."''
-->-- '''Bobby''', ''Flashpoint'' (1984)
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