->'''Mrs. Brisby:''' ''Owls eat mice!''
->'''Jeremy:''' Uh... only after dark.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSecretOfNimh''

->''"I am a [[FunnyAnimal nice shark]], not a [[EverythingsEvenWorseWithSharks mindless eating machine]]. [[TropaholicsAnonymous If I am to change this image, I must first change myself.]] Fish are friends, not food!"''
-->-- '''Bruce''', ''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo''

->''"Now I wanna remind everyone of the ''House of Mouse'' rules: No smoking, no villainous schemes, and no guests eating other guests."''
-->-- '''Mickey Mouse''', ''HouseOfMouse''

->''"I'm not a crook! I'm the last honest man in Bikini Bottom! We're all animals, boys and girls; [[ImAHumanitarian eating each other]] is what nature intended!"''
-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Mr Krabs]]''', ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'' (after it's revealed "Krabby Patties" are a literal name)

->''"Stop eating our young!"''
-->-- '''Lrrr''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''

->''"We weep for a bird's cry, but not for a fish's blood; blessed are those with a voice."''
-->-- '''[[ActionGirl Major Kusanagi]]''', ''[[Franchise/GhostInTheShell Ghost in the Shell: Innocence]]''

->'''Jon:''' I hate movies about man-eating lions. How can an animal possibly prey on an innocent victim?\\
'''Garfield:''' Explain that to the chicken you had for dinner.
-->-- ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'', [[http://garfield.nfshost.com/1983/02/15/ February 15, 1983]]

->''[[[@/LeChuck4 GG]] is in the kitchen, making a turkey sandwich.]''\\
'''Wren:''' ''[Wren sniffs the air.]'' Is that... turke... ''[He blinks in horror.]'' Oh, god.\\
'''Falkina:''' ''[Falkina dashes into the kitchen]'' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis YOU! BASTARD! STOP! COOKING! BIRDS!]] ''[Falkina most likely pummels GG... or fails]''\\
'''Wren''': ''[Wren sweatdrops]'' ...He's a harpy. It's only natural he doesn't react too well when you decide to cook birds/fowls/avians... etc.\\
''[GG sidesteps Falkina.]''\\
'''GG:''' Not! My! Problem! Do you see me complaining about people eating humans? No? So shut the hell up.
-->-- ''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''

->'''Mr. Muffin:''' Hey Joey! You wanna eat me?\\
'''Joey:''' No thanks, Mr. Muffin.\\
'''Mr. Muffin:''' ''[cheerfully]'' [[DeathSeeker But I wanna die!]]
-->-- ''[[WebAnimation/ASDFMovie ASDF Movie 7]]''

->''"Do you think it's weird that I like seafood? Since, if you think about it, technically I'M seafood?"''
-->-- '''Marina''', an octopus villager in ''[[VideoGame/AnimalCrossing Animal Crossing: Wild World]]''

->'''Gwen:''' I can't believe you--I can't believe this...\\
'''Spider-Ham:''' ''[While he's eating a corn dog]'' How come no one told me how amazing corn dogs are?\\
'''Gwen:''' That's--Can you please not do that? Look, I know you're imaginary and that's some kind of horrible metaphor, but it's still cannibalism.\\
'''Spider-Ham:''' No, I'm a cartoon. Cannibalism would be if I ate a Porky Pig.
-->-- ''ComicBook/SpiderGwen'' Vol. 2 #2

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