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-> '''Legolas:''' I feel something. A slight tingle in my fingers. I think it's affecting me.\\
'''Gimli:''' (slurred) What did I say? He can't hold his liquor!\\
([[HypocriticalHumor Gimli collapses]])\\
({{Beat}})\\
'''Legolas:''' Game over.
-->-- ''Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheReturnOfTheKing''

->([[VideoGame/ValkyriaChroniclesIII Imca]] has gotten drunk off one beer.)\\
'''Chuck''': Um... Asagi, I think your significant other needs your attention...\\
'''[[Creator/{{Nippon Ichi}} Asagi]]''': Oh?\\
(Asagi waves her hand in front of Imca.)\\
Hello~? Immie~? You okay~?\\
'''Imca''': I thinks I is okay.... when did you get 4 hands?\\
'''Asagi''': ...I don't recall getting an extra pa-wait, you're drunk, aren't you?\\
'''Imca''': Maebees....\\
'''Asagi''': Woooooooooooow, and I thought Falkie was a light weight.\\
(Asagi Continues to wave her hand in front of Imca's face.)
-->--''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''

->''"It's sad when '''the UsefulNotes/StraightEdge guy''' makes fun of the amount of liquor you cannot hold."''
-->-- '''CM Punk''' on B-Boy, ''[[Wrestling/RingOfHonor ROH]]: Straight Shootin' with Wrestling/CMPunk and Wrestling/SamoaJoe''

->''"Yeah...sort of...before you arrived, Misato used to tease me by switching the drinks around in the fridge..." (blushing heavily:) "I once got drunk from only one can of Yebichu because of that..."''
-->--'''Shinji''', ''Fanfic/TheChildOfLove''

->''(Doc Brown drinks a shot of whiskey and passes out cold)''\\
'''Marty [=McFly=]''': How many did he have?\\
'''Bartender''': Just the one.\\
'''Marty [=McFly=]''': Just ''one''?!\\
'''Bartender''': [[LampshadeHanging There's a fellow that can't hold his liquor]]...
-->--''Film/BackToTheFuturePartIII''

->''"its the weekend baby. youknow what that means. its time to drink precisely one beer [[ThisIsGonnaSuck and call 911]]"''
-->-- '''Blog/{{dril}}''', [[https://twitter.com/dril/status/396296773964017665 here]]

->''"You ever buy a pint for an Irish guy and they're out-of-control like a Chinese driver."''
-->-- ''WebAnimation/YourFavoriteMartian'', "The Stereotype Song"

->'''Doctor''': You're intoxicated.\\
'''Seven of Nine''': That's impossible.\\
'''Doctor''': Your blood synthehol level is point zero eight per cent! How many glasses of champagne did you consume?!\\
'''Seven of Nine''': One.\\
'''Doctor''': Well, obviously, the Borg can't hold their liquor.
-->--''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Timeless"

->'''Luna Loud''': ''(referring to Lynn Loud Sr.)'' "Two drinks and he's ''out''."\\
'''Luan Loud''': "Two drinks? You're giving him ''way'' too much credit. I once saw him get wasted off a slice of rum cake."
-->--''Fanfic/PeekingThroughTheFourthWall''

->''"Maggie's already drunk on the fumes and she's a mean drunk!"''
-->--'''Marge Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->'''Baldrick:''' One drop of the ale and you fall flat on your face and start singing [[BawdySong that song about the goblin.]]\\
'''Blackadder:''' That's nonsense (''{{beat}}'') but just in case it's true.\\
'''Baldrick:''' It is true, I saw it.
-->--''Series/{{Blackadder}}'', "Beer"

->''"Look, if it's about that time [[Film/TheExorcist I puked green slime and masturbated with a crucifix]], it was my first keg party, Bobby!"''
-->--''Film/ScaryMovie''

->'''Calliope Mori:''' I've dranken a sip of whiskey for every sip of beer you have drank, and you are tipsy and I am barely...\\
'''Baelz Hakos''': [[https://youtu.be/gZGL_nDDGM0?t=83 I'm floooooating awaaaay...]]
--> --''WebAnimation/{{hololive}}''

->'''Shinji:''' "I've long given up checking on Misato's drinking in any way. As for Rei, I'd guess she had no more than one and a half."\\
'''Asuka:''' "Still can't hold her liquor, I see."\\
'''Shinji:''' "Nope."\\
'''Asuka:''' "Why is she even drinking then? Don't tell me Misato is still pulling of the 'I'm your superior'-trick on her."\\
'''Shinji:''' "Sometimes, yes. But fortunately not as often as those times you three had your 'parties' after she moved in with us. Which, if I remember correctly, was the time when you gave Rei her first drink."\\
'''Asuka:''' "God, I just wanted her to loosen up a little. How should I've known she would be singing on the table after taking just one sip? Besides, we did have some good times then, didn't we?"
-->-- ''Fanfic/LongTimeNoSee''

->'''Josh:''' I can hold my liquor.\\
'''Donna:''' No, you can't.\\
'''Josh:''' I can drink with the best of them.\\
'''Donna:''' You can't drink with any of them.\\
'''Josh:''' I'm in politics, okay. I can drink.\\
'''Donna:''' You have a very delicate system.
-->--''Series/TheWestWing''

->'''Peter:''' Oh, butter rum! My favorite!\\
''(Peter licks the ice cream cone, then passes out face first on the floor)''
-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''
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