->'''Black Mage:''' Telling the truth isn't a speech impediment!\\
'''Red Mage:''' But it kind of ''is'' with us.
-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->Truthful, adj: dumb and illiterate
-->-- '''Ambrose Bierce''', ''The Devil's Dictionary''

->'''The Doctor:''' I'm the Doctor. I'm a Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey. I stole a time machine and ran away and I've been ''flouting'' the principal law of my own people ever since. That wasn't quite what I meant to say!\\
'''Clara:''' I'm an English teacher from planet Earth, and I've run off with a man from space because I really fancy-- ''[claps hand over mouth]''\\
'''Marta:''' I think, perhaps, you should stop talking till you get used to it.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Used to what?\\
'''Marta:''' What did you say your name was?\\
'''Clara:''' Bubbly personality masking bossy control freak.\\
'''The Doctor:''' I'm wearing a wig! No, ah, I see. Yes, of course. It's a truth field. Oh, that is so quaint. I haven't seen a truth field in years. I'm wearing a wig.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWho2013CSTheTimeOfTheDoctor The Time of the Doctor]]"
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