->''"Jennifer Aniston wears a cock ring necklace in ''Film/HorribleBosses 2''. Sorry, Jen, but [[http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-11/enhanced/webdr02/11/15/enhanced-buzz-5790-1384200118-35.jpg Magic Earring Ken]] wore a cock ring necklace first and he wore it better"''
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/12/05/night-crumbs-244/ Michael K.]]'''

->'''David''': We had to get to it eventually: Right now, in Metropolis, [[MichaelJackson every day is Thriller Night.]]
->'''Chris''': If this show would’ve opened with Clark wearing that jacket and telling Lois '[[FlyingUnderTheGaydar I’m not like other guys]],' I would declare it the greatest use of television ever."
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/smallville-shield-recap-review/?trackback=tsmclip on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Shield")

->''"People with good taste in television might recognize Mike as the ridiculous cartoon of a man who went on to become the [[AmericanGladiators American Gladiator]] named Thor and the American Gladiator named Titan. Mike is what sexy firemen use as ''their'' calendars."''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-celebrity-workout-videos-that-should-not-have-been_p2/#ixzz2yufOiKk3 "4 Celebrity Workout Videos That Should Not Have Been"]]

->''"In the first movie, Travolta plays a streetwise kid who likes to dance at discos on the weekend. In the sequel, he's a Broadway dancer who wears scraps of denim and rolls in grease before performances. This was what [[TheEighties the 1980s]] did to people."''
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''' [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-most-unintentionally-hilarious-80s-music-videos/ on]] ''[[Film/SaturdayNightFever Staying Alive]]'' (1983)

->''"That guy is so gay, I'll bet you anything he's straight."''
-->-- '''Peter Dragon''' talking about a director, ''Series/{{Action}}''

->[[spoiler:'''Zarbon''']]: Lord Freeza, I really need to use the [[SpaceX Space Skype]].\\
'''Freeza''': [[spoiler:Zarbon]], what could possibly be so important that you need to interrupt me during my call?\\
[[spoiler:'''Zarbon''']]: Well, I need to call my girlfriend.\\
'''Freeza''': Well, ''I''... Ginyu, I'll call you back. Come again?\\
[[spoiler:'''Zarbon''']]: You see, our one-year anniversary is coming up and I want to see where she wants to go so we can make our reservations early.\\
'''Freeza''': Oh... and all this time I could have sworn you were -- never mind.\\
[[spoiler:'''Zarbon''']]: [[ComicallyMissingThePoint What, you thought I was single?]]\\

->'''Frasier''': Don't take this wrong, but... it never even occurred to me that [[StraightGay you]] might be gay.\\
'''Tom''': Well, it never even occurred to me that you might be straight.\\

->'''Dr. Girlfriend''': Sweetie, isn't that the guy from Depeche Mode?\\
'''The Monarch''': Oh, no way, where? Holy crap, he's with a girl!\\
'''Dr. Girlfriend''': Oh yeah, that guy is totally straight. I saw a whole thing about him on the [=VH1=].\\
'''The Monarch''': But he's the guy from Depeche Mode! That's impossible!\\
'''Dr. Girlfriend''': Straight!\\
'''The Monarch''': ''Come on'', he's in Depeche Mode!\\

->"Coop, I may be wearing a dress, but I still put my panties on one leg at a time, if you know what I mean." \\
--'''[[WholesomeCrossdresser Agent Dennis/Denise Bryson]]''', ''TwinPeaks''

->'''Raj''': No, I'm not gay, if anything I'm metrosexual.\\
'''Dr. Koothrappali''': What's that?\\
'''Raj''': It means I like women as well as their skincare products.\\
--''Series/TheBigBangTheory'', "The Transporter Malfunction"