-> ''"You lose."''
-->-- '''Calvin Coolidge''''s response to Creator/DorothyParker when she told him of a bet that she could get "Silent Cal" to say three or more words. (This quote is probably apocryphal).

-> ''"Fuck you."''
-->--'''Calvin Coolidge''''s possible ''other'' response to the bet according to ''Series/TheDailyShow''[='=]s ''Literature/AmericaTheBook''

-> ''"When a great many people are unable to find work, unemployment results."''
-->-- '''Calvin Coolidge''' [[CaptainObvious stating the obvious]].

-> ''"How can they tell?"''
-->-- The aforementioned '''Dorothy Parker''''s reaction to the news of Calvin Coolidge's death.

-> ''"Keep cool with Coolidge."''
-->-- His badass campaign slogan.