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[[folder:Anime and Manga]]

->''"You know... it might be fair if he gets killed."''
-->-- '''Master Roshi''' while watching '''Mr. Satan''' taunt '''Cell''' on live television, ''Anime/DragonBallZ''

->'''Scar:''' (''solemnly'') If you interfere, I will eliminate you as well.\\
'''Roy:''' Oh, is ''that'' right? (''hands Riza his gun'') You guys stay out of it.\\
'''Riza:''' Colonel Mustang! Sir!\\
'''Scar:''' "Colonel Mustang?" ...So this is the The Flame Alchemist. Volunteering yourself to receive judgement... this is ''truly'' an auspicious day!\\
'''Roy:''' [[LampshadeHanging So you know who I am, yet you STILL want to challenge me. Bad decision.]] (''[[SubvertedTrope he then makes a small cloud of smoke]], forgetting that his powers don't work [[LogicalWeakness while it's raining]]'')
-->-- ''Manga/FullMetalAlchemist''

->[[RageBreakingPoint That's enough!]] You were [[IdiotBall stupid enough to confess]] and [[TooDumbToLive even more stupid to boast]]! Everything you said is fuel on your funeral pyre! So then, I think [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown I'll begin]] (sports a frightening DeathGlare) '''BY BURNING OUT YOUR TONGUE!'''
-->-- '''Roy''' to [[spoiler: '''Envy''' who admits and boasts they killed Maes Hughes [[DidntThinkThisThrough also forgetting that]] [[TheDreaded Roy]] killed Lust]], ''Manga/FullMetalAlchemist''

-> ''Careful what you poke with a stick: it just might bite your head off!''
-->-- '''Ryuga aka [[RedBaron the Dragon Emperor]]''', ''Anime/MetalFightBeyblade''

->'''Rohan:''' It seems certain comments set you off such as "your [[AnimeHair hair]] is laughable", or "wasn't that pincushion on your head in fashion like, two decades ago?" or "maybe you think that hair looks cool, don't you?" How's that?\\
(''Josuke stops his attack'')\\
'''Rohan:''' I guess remarks like those really ''do'' set him off. I must admit it's hard to believe, but [[MindProbe the files]] are always accurate. What a preposterous AchillesHeel.\\
'''Josuke:''' What the hell...did you say?! HUH?! I dare you to insult my hair again!\\
'''Rohan:''' If you insist. Fine, here goes: you might think your hair looks cool, but in actuality, it may be the ''shittiest'' hairstyle I've ever had the misfortune of laying eyes upon! Though to be fair, that nest atop your useless noggin may come in handy should a pigeon come by and decide to roost, but that's a ''very'' strong "may". (''[[NobodyTouchesTheHair pokes Josuke's hair]]'')\\
(''Josuke opens his eyes and attacks with Crazy Diamond; Rohan proceeds to show Josuke his manga'')\\
'''Rohan:''' NOW WITNESS HEAVEN'S DOOR! [[TemptingFate I win.]]\\
(''Crazy Diamond, now BlindedByRage, punches through the manga and beats up Rohan, breaking Heaven's Door's effect'')
-->--''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable''

->''"Watch out… when you ask for something… '''You MIGHT GET IT!!''' [[CallingYourAttacks SHORYUKEN!!]]"''
-->-- '''Ken Masters''', ''Anime/StreetFighterIITheAnimatedMovie''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Comic Books]]

->'''Doc Samson:''' The Hulk keeps yelling at you to leave him alone. So my advice is to leave Hulk alone. Watch him by satellite. If he gets near a populated area, send out Hulk alerts the way we send out weather alerts.\\
'''General Ross:''' And if America's enemies get hold of him?\\
'''Samson:''' Send condolence cards to America's enemies.
-->-- ''ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk''

->'''Rebel:''' So whattaya say we just finish this off with one final dance?\\
'''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}:''' Don't you get it, Rebel? You're not important! You never were! You were just — something to do! Something for Supergirl and me to bounce off of for a while until people and events of real consequence came along! Look — Here's the problem. You've done some bad things, but I'm really, really upset right now. So much so that, honestly, I don't trust myself. And if you attack me or I attack you... I will hurt you. I'll hurt you worse than you've ever been hurt in your whole life. I can carve you up as soon as look at you. I can break you, boil you, freeze you. I can do things you can't imagine. Things I can't imagine, until I have to. And then I'll improvise. Part of me is hoping you will attack. And part of me is praying — for your sake, and my own peace of mind — that you don't. It's up to you.
-->-- ''ComicBook/ManyHappyReturns''

->'''[[PsychoPsychologist Moonstone]]:''' You're defensive, [[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHercules Hercules]]. [[IShallTauntYou Not as confident as you'd like to be?]]\\
'''ComicBook/{{Hawkeye}}:''' Don't goad him, Moonstone! For Pete's sake, he's a ''[[PhysicalGod Greek God]]''!
-->--''ComicBook/{{Thunderbolts}}''

->''Go on. I want to see if you're stupid enough to say this out loud.''
-->-- '''Chromedome''', ''ComicBook/TheTransformersMoreThanMeetsTheEye''

->''I may never understand why every bunch of cheap, grimy thugs with no thought and even less chance of success continues to waste my time with petty, ambitious greed!''
-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Superman}}''', ''ComicBook/WhoTookTheSuperOutOfSuperman''

->''None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked up in here with you. ''You're'' locked up in here with '''ME.'''''
-->-- '''Rorschach''', after throwing a deep fryer in an inmate's face for trying to shank him, ''ComicBook/{{Watchmen}}''

->'''Biker:''' Here it comes, S-Man! Let's see how much snappy patter you're poutin' [[ShootingSuperman after I give you both barrels]]!\\
[=*=][[NoSell Superboy shrugs an energy beam off]]*\\
'''ComicBook/{{Superboy}}:''' You know, you shouldn't knock "snappy patter"! It's a handy way for someone like me to keep up a sunny disposition when I have to take time out of a busy day to deal with someone like you! Know what I mean?\\
'''Biker:''' I--[[ThisCannotBe I don't believe it]]-- Not even a smudge! [[WhatTheHellAreYou You just ain't human!]]
-->-- ''ComicBook/AMindSwitchInTime''

->'''Visitor:''' You'll do '''nothing''', female! We--\\
'''Supergirl:''' ''(blasting their rayguns out of their hands)'' Shut up, you contemptible cowards-- You think I can't '''dispose''' of '''garbage''' like you?
-->-- ''ComicBook/StrangersAtTheHeartsCore''

->'''Narrator:''' Startled, the occupants of the wrecked car emerge to face what they thought was an immobilized, weak Supergirl...\\
'''Crook 1:''' Supergirl! I thought Starfire said she was finished!\\
'''Crook 2:''' Well, there's one way to find out-- Let's go get her!\\
'''Narrator:''' ...Only to find out differently-- as the Maid of Might slams into them...
-->-- ''ComicBook/StarfiresRevenge''

->'''Looter:''' Batman--!! L-Lemme go-- I mean it-- Or I'll cut ya--!\\
'''Batman:''' Your hand is shaking, scum.
-->-- ''ComicBook/ThePhantomZone''

->'''Darkseid:''' The attempt to make a gift of Superman's head failed. Why?\\
'''Maelstrom:''' There was another Kryptonian, a female. When I was about to kill her, he attacked. Such is his cowardice.\\
'''Darkseid:''' [[VillainRespect Cowardice? Superman is no coward.]] You are a fool to believe yourself a match for either Superman or Supergirl.\\
'''Maelstrom:''' Their combined might was too much for me, but I know in my heart I can kill him.
-->-- ''ComicBook/SupermanSupergirlMaelstrom''

->'''ComicBook/LexLuthor:''' See? I conned your friends out of a million bucks! And you're still a candidate for a coffin!\\
'''Superman:''' ''(thinking)'' I could pierce this protective suit...touch Luthor...and he'd get the virus! But-- I can't break my code against murder!
-->-- ''ComicBook/TheLeperFromKrypton''

->'''Doctor Doom:''' Here on my own sovereign territory I cannot be touched! I am supreme! You would not dare violate international law!\\
'''Superman:''' Keep on believing that, Doom! Keep on trusting an imaginary line to protect you from me...
-->-- ''ComicBook/SupermanAndSpiderMan''

->'''Mr. Majestic:''' I am Majestros of the Kheran Empire. These are the [=WildC.A.T.S.=], and if you dare subject me to another electro-magnetic scan I will tear your insolent head from your shoulders. Do I make myself clear?\\
'''VFX:''' [[MegatonPunch BOOOOM]]\\
''(Mr. Majestic goes flying)''\\
'''Superman:''' I think you do.
-->--''[=JLA / WildCATS=]''.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Fan Works]]

->'''Gohan:''' My daddy's not gonna let you get away with this!\\
'''Ginger:''' Big (''bleep'')ing whoop, we beat Piccolo, and that guy's strong as shit!\\
'''Gohan:''' Yeah? So did [[WorldsStrongestMan my dad]]!\\
'''Ginger:''' By himself?!\\
'''Gohan:''' Yeah!\\
'''Garlic Jr.:''' [[DoubleTake ...Oh god, your father's Goku]]. [[OhCrap Oh my GOD, you morons stole Goku's kid?!]] ''How?!'' How did you steal [[TheDreaded Goku's]] kid?!\\
'''Cinnamon:''' [[NotHelpingYourCase Well, first we beat up his wife…]]\\
'''Garlic:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Oh my shit.]]
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'', ''Dead Zone Abridged''

->'''Scarlet:''' [[NoblewomansLaugh AH-HAHAHAHAHAHA!]] There's nowhere left for you to run! Now, be a good girl and come take the punishment you deserve! AH-HAHAHAHA-\\
'''Tifa:''' (''starts chuckling'')\\
'''Scarlet:''' Why are you laughing?! ''Stop laughing!'' I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO LAUGHS!!\\
'''Tifa:''' I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's just- (''snerk'') It's ''funny'' that you think that's what's gonna happen.\\
'''Scarlet:''' Yes, that's ''exactly'' what-\\
'''Tifa:''' (''still smiling'') No, shut the f*ck up, ''this'' is what's going down — ''I'm'' going to beat the f*ck out you so badly, that your face will be my new bowl I eat my Tankceratops cereal out of. And yes, your blood ''will'' be the milk. ''But'', since I'm such a good girl, I can let you off with that warning... if you tell me where Cloud is.\\
'''Scarlet:''' H-HOW ''DARE'' YOU?! (''slaps Tifa'') I will not be spoken down to by ''filthy, slum, gutter trash!'' You are in the presence of [[TheBaroness the baron-]]\\
'''Tifa:''' (''[[MegatonPunch uppercuts her and sends into the water below]]'') [[BondOneLiner Bow down, bitch.]]
-->-- ''WebAnimation/FinalFantasyVIIMachinabridged''

->But [[ComicBook/LexLuthor he]] had the beaker the antidote had been in in his hand, and he was waving it around in front of ComicBook/{{Superboy}}. Just kinda to tease him. Superboy just sucked in with what was left of his super-breath, and busted the thing all over his mouth and got the last drops of it. He got up, shoved Lex back, grabbed the meteor and went outside with it. Lex looked out his window and saw him haul off and throw that thing. It had to have weighed over a hundred pounds. And it didn't come down. That's when Lex really started to realize what he'd been tangling with, because it didn't come down.
-->-- ''Fanfic/KaraOfRokyn''

->Literature/{{Carrie}}'' as you'll soon find out, warns us of the danger of underestimation, of messing with the wrong person and not treating everyone with the respect they fully deserve. While this may be tempting for some, it will be an insult to the one you abuse, and may [[ComicallyMissingThePoint end in your untimely death]].''
-->-- '''[[Literature/TheHouseOfNight Prof. Penthesilea]]''', ''Fanfic/NoHoper''

->''Remember, it's important to be nice to [[ComicBook/TheDarkPhoenixSaga the lady]] that [[StarKilling can destroy star systems.]]''
-->-- '''Arthur B. Wilson''', ''Fanfic/ThinkingInLittleGreenBoxes''

->''Please. Mitch Mitchelston had it coming. He was a bastard who thought he could pick on outcasts with deformities. He was a dumb ass who thought he could spend the rest of his days poking a bear, and foolishly expecting to never be mauled. Mitch Mitchelston — what a fucking idiot.''
-->-- '''Buttercup''', ''Fanfic/{{Villain}}'', Chapter 2

->That was the biggest bummer Mark Mardon had seen in all his days, outside of those trips to the joint. Who was going to take up where Flash left off?\\
Boomerang and Mirror Master had tried their luck with Batman. He'd warned them against it. Did they listen? Hell, no! They got their butts handed to them, Boomy more than once. Served 'em right.
-->-- ''Fanfic/FuneralForAFlash''

->'''Unnamed Student #1:''' Man, sometimes it seems like you're asking him to kick your ass.\\
'''Unnamed Student #2:''' [[LampshadeHanging Why do you keep antagonizing him, anyway?]] You know the guy can punch a hole straight through your skull.\\
'''Bakugou:''' [[LameComeback Fuck off.]]
-->-- ''Fanfic/NeitherABirdNorAPlaneItsDeku''

->'''Felix:''' I THINK MY UNCLE IS [[BigBad SHADOW MOTH]].\\
'''Allegra:''' The uncle you ROBBED last year?
-->--[[https://edorazzi.tumblr.com/post/668866312520581120/the-aftermath-of-gabriel-agreste-and-the-de This]] ''WesternAnimation/MiraculousLadybug'' fan comic

-> '''Ursula:''' Why else are you here then? I mean, it isn't everyday that the Goddess of Death graces us with the presence of her mighty servants.\\
'''Elder Banshee:''' I also come with a warning, Daughter of Gamigin. Beware the Moon Scented Hunter. For he is a herald of woe, and should you decide to pursue him after your victories you will lose everything and everyone that you hold dearest to your heart.\\
'''Ursula:''' Moon Scented Hunter? What in the name of the Demon Lord does that even mean?!\\
'''Elder Banshee:''' The gods have their eyes on Lescatie. There exists a man within its walls, a man who walks the earth cursed with strength and knowledge that he will take to the grave.\\
'''Ursula:''' So he is there... worthy prey that I have been seeking.\\
'''Elder Banshee:''' Or your downfall. I have warned you, in any case, and what you do with this warning is out of my hands. Have a good day.
-->-- ''Fanfic/TheGoodHunter''

->'''Wulfhild:''' They're desperately looking for a way to make sure that they won't get conquered by dragon riders who can destroy their armies casually.
->'''Astrid''': With this sort of shit? Funny way of going about it. What moron thinks that the best way to keep from being attacked is to insult the threat?
-->-- ''Fanfic/AThingOfVikings''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Film - Animated]]

->''You let one ant stand up to us, then they ''all'' might stand up. Those "puny little ants" [[ZergRush outnumber us 100 to 1]]. And if they ever figure that out, there goes our way of life! It's not about food, it's about [[DayOfTheJackboot keeping those ants in line]].''
-->-- '''[[BigBad Hopper]]''', ''WesternAnimation/ABugsLife''

->''We are [[FrameUp being framed]]! Someone's actually trying to frame the [[BadassCrew Justice League]]! Who would have the balls?''
-->-- '''Superman''', ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeagueGodsAndMonsters''

->''Guess nobody told you: If you mess with the wolf, you get the fangs.''
-->-- '''Wolf Boss''', ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda2''

->'''Scabies''': Look who thinks he is the Ebola virus.\\
'''Thrax''': Ebola? Let me tell you something about Ebola, baby. Ebola is a case of ''[[PretenderDiss DANDRUFF]]'' compared to me!
-->-- ''Film/OsmosisJones''

->'''Franchise/{{Batman}}:''' One hellspore can [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt turn an entire planet into a firepit]]; [[EarthShatteringKaboom what will happen to Apokolips]] [[ApocalypseHow when 500 go off, simultaneously]]?\\
'''ComicBook/{{Darkseid}}:''' [[WhoDares You dare!]] YOU '''''DARE!?''''' (''Throws Batman into a column'') I could destroy you with a single blast of my Omega Beams.\\
'''Batman:''' You could, but that wouldn't stop the hellspores, would it? (''Darkseid throws Batman into a wall'')
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SupermanBatmanApocalypse''

->''Let's not antagonize the person with [[ArtifactOfPower the all-powerful mystery rock]]!''
-->-- '''Trixie''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyEquestriaGirlsForgottenFriendship''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Film - Live-Action]]

->'''ComicBook/{{Loki}}:''' What have I to fear?\\
'''[[ComicBook/IronMan Tony]]:''' The Avengers. It's what we call ourselves; sort of like a team. "Earth's Mightiest Heroes"-type thing.\\
'''Loki:''' (''smirking'') Yes. I've met them.\\
'''Tony:''' Yeah. [[VitriolicBestBuds Takes us a while to get any traction]], [[VillainHasAPoint I'll give you that one]]. But… let's do a headcount here: [[ComicBook/TheMightyThor your brother, the demi-god]]; [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica the super-soldier, a living legend who kinda lives up to the legend]]; [[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk a man with]] ''[[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk breathtaking]]'' [[ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk anger management issues]]; [[ComicBook/BlackWidow couple of]] [[ComicBook/{{Hawkeye}} master assassins]] — and ''you'', big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them.\\
'''Loki:''' That was the plan.\\
'''Tony:''' [[ShutUpHannibal Not a great plan.]]
-->-- ''Film/{{The Avengers|2012}}''

->'''Loki:''' ''Enough!'' You are, ''all of you'', beneath me! I am a ''god'', you dull creature, and I will ''not'' be bullied b-\\
'''The Incredible Hulk:''' (''grabs Loki by the legs for some MetronomicManMashing'') ''Puny god.''
-->-- ''Film/{{The Avengers|2012}}'', shortly after the above

->'''Dick:''' Excuse me Madame, I don't think you've noticed what I've got 'ere. [Dick points his gun at her]
->'''Madame Desiree:''' Hmm, that doesn't scare me. I've seen bigger ones in my time.
-->-- ''Film/CarryOnDick''

->''{{Let me get this straight}}. You think that your client, [[FictionFiveHundred one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world]], is secretly [[Franchise/{{Batman}} a vigilante]] who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands, and your plan is to ''{{blackmail}}'' [[BlackmailBackfire this person]]? [[WhatWereYouThinking Good luck]].''
-->-- '''Lucius Fox''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''

->'''John Daggett:''' (''to his departing henchman'') No, you stay here! I'm in charge here!\\
'''ComicBook/{{Bane}}:''' (''puts his hand on Daggett's shoulder'') Do you ''feel'' in charge?
-->-- ''Film/TheDarkKnightRises''

->''"You have strucked Hercules."''
-->-- '''Hercules''' after [[PunchPunchPunchUhOh being punched to no effect]], ''Film/HerculesInNewYork''

->'''Viggo:''' It's not what you did that angers me so… it's who you did it to.\\
'''Iosef:''' Who? The fuckin' ''nobody?''\\
'''Viggo:''' That "fuckin' nobody"... is ''[[OneManArmy John]] [[TheDreaded Wick]]''.
-->-- ''Film/JohnWick''

->''You stabbed [[Franchise/JohnWick the Devil]] in the back. You incinerated the priests' temple... Now he's free of [[BloodOath the Marker]]... [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge What do you think he'll do?]]''
-->-- '''Winston''', ''Film/JohnWickChapter2''

->'''Balthazar:''' I will not lead my people to their deaths in a battle that cannot be won.\\
'''Takmet:''' (''walking forward with a goblet in hand'') And what people would that be, Balthazar? You are the ruler of nothing... but a pile of rocks and sand.\\
(''Balthazar grabs Takmet's hand and squeezes it so hard the goblet audibly crushes, forcing Takmet to his knees in pain'')\\
'''Balthazar:''' If I'm no king... why are you on your knees before me?
-->-- ''Film/TheScorpionKing''

->''You watch those nature documentaries on the cable? You see the one about lions? You got this lion. He's the king of the jungle, huge mane out to here. He's laying under a tree, in the middle of Africa. He's so big, it's so hot. He doesn't want to move. Now the little lions come, they start messing with him. Biting his tail, biting his ears. He doesn't do anything. The lioness, she starts messing with him. Coming over, making trouble. Still nothing. Now the other animals, they notice this. They start to move in. The jackals; hyenas. They're barking at him, laughing at him. They nip his toes, and eat the food that's in his domain. They do this, then they get closer and closer, bolder and bolder. Till one day, [[RoaringRampageofRevenge that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody]]. Runs like the wind, eats everything in his path. Cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals, who he is.''
-->-- '''[[Creator/ChristopherWalken Mike]]''', ''Film/PoolhallJunkies''

->''I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve.''
-->-- '''Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto''', ''Film/ToraToraTora''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Literature]]

->Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy, and good with ketchup.
-->-- ''Literature/BoredOfTheRings''

->Lindon could literally kill Pride with a word. Strangely, he was less irritated now that he knew Pride would keep the same attitude no matter how advanced Lindon was.
-->-- ''Literature/CradleSeries book 11: Dreadgod''

->''We are merely here to [[PersonOfMassDestruction wield powers greater than she can comprehend]] in order to save her region's economy, while she's— She is a pedantic minor bureaucrat. But I'm sure she's a very important pedantic minor bureaucrat.''
-->-- '''Alabaster''', ''Literature/TheFifthSeason''

->'''Slughorn:''' I might have been in hiding, but some funny rumors have reached me since Dolores Umbridge left! If that's how you treat teachers these days-\\
'''Dumbledore:''' Professor Umbridge ran afoul of our centaur herd. I think you, Horace, would have known better than to stride into the forest and call a horde of angry centaurs [[FantasticRacism "filthy half-breeds."]]\\
'''Slughorn:''' [[TooDumbToLive That's what she did, did she?]] Idiotic woman. [[AssholeVictim Never liked her.]]
-->-- ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince''

->''Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool!''
-->-- '''Bilbo Baggins''', ''Literature/TheHobbit''

->''Stop teasing the supervillain! ... I can't believe I even have to ''tell'' you that.''
-->-- '''Lodestone''', ''Literature/WhateleyUniverse'', [[http://whateleyacademy.net/index.php/original-timeline/869-mischief-managed-2 "Mischief Managed"]]

->Fortunately, the Fillorians had an advantage, which was that [[CurbStompBattle they had every possible advantage]]. They outmatched the Lorians in every stat you could name. The Lorians were a bunch of guys with swords. The Fillorians were every beast in the ''Monster Manual,'' led by a clique of [[BenevolentMageRuler wizard kings and queens]], and [[TheHighKing Eliot]] was very sorry but you knew that when you invaded us.
-->-- ''[[Literature/TheMagicians The Magician's Land]]''

->Oh, please sue [[WizardingSchool the University]]. [[BewitchedAmphibians We've got a pond full of people]] who tried to sue the University.
-->-- '''Archchancelor Ridicully''', ''Literature/GoingPostal''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]

->'''Delenn:''' This is Ambassador Delenn of the Minbari. [[BigDamnHeroes Babylon 5 is under our protection.]] Withdraw or [[CurbStompBattle be destroyed]].\\
'''Drake:''' Negative. We have authority here. Do not force us to engage your ship.\\
'''Delenn:''' Why not? Only one human captain has ever survived battle with a Minbari fleet. He is behind me; you are in front of me. If you value your lives, ''be somewhere else''.
-->-- ''Series/BabylonFive'', "Severed Dreams"

->''Now, to put that in hacker terms, Anonymous is a hornets' nest, and Barr said, [[TooDumbToLive "I'm going to stick my penis in that thing."]] Because, faster than you could say "Get these hornets off my penis!" Anonymous [[HumiliationConga took down Barr's website, stole his emails, deleted the company's backup data, trashed his twitter account and remotely wiped his iPad.]]''
-->-- '''Stephen Colbert''', ''Series/TheColbertReport''

->'''[[Film/TheHobbit Smaug]]:''' Did my people not tell you?\\
'''Creator/StephenColbert:''' Tell me what?\\
'''Smaug:''' [[MythologyGag Never laugh at a live dragon]], [[PrecisionFStrike motherf]][[SoundEffectBleep *BLEEP*]]!
-->-- [[http://thecolbertreport.cc.com/videos/509747/smaug Stephen's interview with Smaug]], ''Series/TheColbertReport''

->'''Madame Kovarian:''' So, what have you heard?\\
'''Dorium Maldovar:''' That you pricked the side of a mighty beast, Madame Kovarian, and entirely failed to run.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "A Good Man Goes To War"

->'''Tywin:''' What would it take to make the common soldier stupid enough to try his luck with The Hound?\\
'''Varys:''' Ten silver stags maybe.\\
'''Tywin:''' Make it a hundred.
-->-- ''Series/GameOfThrones''

->''[[UsefulNotes/VladimirPutin Vladimir]] has 10,000 tanks and [[UsefulNotes/GeorgiaEurope you]] have three. Why would you start [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russo-Georgian_War a war?]] Discuss.''
-->-- '''Creator/{{David Mitchell|Actor}}''', ''Series/MockTheWeek'', "Questions That Were Rejected From [2008's] Exams"

->''But here's the thing about messing with people who can fly when you can't... They choose [[NotTheFallThatKillsYou how you land]].''
-->-- '''[[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} Kara Danvers]]''', ''Series/Supergirl2015: ComicBook/AdventuresOfSupergirl''

->'''Worf:''' Captain… they're now locking ''lasers'' on us.\\
'''Riker:''' Lasers?\\
'''Worf:''' Yes, sir.\\
'''Picard:''' Lasers [[NoSell can't even penetrate]] [[HigherTechSpecies our]] [[ReinforceField navigation shields]], don't they know that?\\
'''Riker:''' Regulations do call for yellow alert.\\
'''Picard:''' Hmm... very old regulation. Well, make it so, number one. And reduce speed. Drop main shields as well.\\
'''Riker:''' May I ask why, sir?\\
'''Picard:''' [[DefensiveFeintTrap In case we decide to]] [[ISurrenderSuckers surrender to them]], number one.
-->-- ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration''

->'''Penny:''' Sheldon's in jail.\\
'''Leonard:''' What for?\\
'''Penny:''' For doing the same crap he always does only this time to a judge.
-->--''Series/TheBigBangTheory''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Music]]

->''Caution,\\
There's just no limits to the boundaries you push\\
I warned you but still you just fuck with my mind,\\
There's no escape from this rage that I feel,\\
Nothing is real''
-->-- '''Music/BulletForMyValentine''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2I0ulTZWXA "Waking the Demon"]]

->''No you can't renege\\
I love to see you beg\\
Dream this moment as you run away\\
You will only separate me from\\
All I believe this moment\\
In brutality\\
You're the one who kept on pushing\\
Till I made you bleed''
-->-- '''Music/{{Disturbed}}''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3n5t6A9FUk "This Moment"]]

->''It is always quite foolhardy\\
For a young and ill-trained party\\
To [[YouAllMeetInAnInn gather at a tavern]] and to say\\
"We have had it with our teachers.\\
Let's go off and kill some creatures,\\
And find a ton of gold to haul away."\\
\\
And that is called bashing the [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings balrog]]\\
And the people who long to attack\\
Think, once they have bashed on the balrog,\\
The balrog will not bash them back\\
\\
It is equally foolhardy for that armed and eager party\\
To win one lucky battle and feel sure,\\
"We have polished off a goblin,\\
But he left our fighter hobblin'.\\
Perhaps this magic potion is the cure."\\
\\
And that can make bashing the balrog\\
Too much for the cleric and elf,\\
Who find, when they're facing the balrog,\\
That their fighter is [[ForcedTransformation not quite himself.]]\\
\\
It is even more foolhardy for the changed and weakened party\\
To stare back at the balrog and to say\\
"We can zap and we can bite you.\\
We are quite prepared to fight you.\\
We suggest you turn around and fly away."\\
\\
And that's called insulting the balrog,\\
For balrogs aren't easy to bluff.\\
They know, with a competent balrog,\\
No army is half strong enough.\\
\\
And it's just a bit too tardy when a member of the party\\
Succeeds at his IQ roll and exclaims\\
"Try a Light spell or Entangle\\
While I get a better angle,\\
For I think I know a way to douse his flames."\\
\\
And that is called [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere fleeing the balrog]],\\
And those who are wiser agree:\\
While comrades are bashing the balrog,\\
It's safest to go climb a tree.\\
\\
It is almost as foolhardy for the others in the party\\
To bravely join the fray with spell and sword.\\
It has no chance of destroying.\\
At the worst you'll be annoying,\\
And at best you'll keep the foe from being bored.\\
\\
And that is called bashing the balrog.\\
But should any witness survive,\\
He'll see, once you've bashed on the balrog,\\
The balrog will skin you alive.\\
\\
So no matter just how hardy be the fools within your party,\\
And no matter just how lucrative your aim,\\
If it ever is suggested\\
You can get by unmolested,\\
You should rise and pound the table and exclaim,\\
\\
"We never can win against balrogs,\\
However the dice might be tossed.\\
For [[LoadsAndLoadsOfRules the rules of this game are obscure and arcane]],\\
And the party that plays it is lost, lost, lost!\\
The party that plays it is lost!"''
-->-- '''Leslie Fish''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BllIODb81Q8&feature=related "Bashing the Balrog"]]

->''First they ignore you\\
Then laugh at you and hate you\\
Then they fight you\\
Then you win''
-->-- '''Music/RobbieWilliams''', "Tripping"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Newspaper Comics]]

->'''Huey:''' People say the brawl at the basketball game teaches kids a bad lesson. I disagree! I think Ron Artest taught a lot of kids a valuable lesson that day. Don't talk trash and throw things at an agitated black man, or stand near anyone who does, or a wholesale a** whuppin' may descend upon you like a Florida hurricane.\\
'''Caesar:''' I wonder why they don't teach that in school?
-->-- ''ComicStrip/TheBoondocks''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Radio]]

->'''Ed Gruberman:''' Listen, shrimp! Now are you gonna show me some fancy moves, or am I gonna start wipin' the walls with you?\\
'''Martial Arts Master:''' Ed Gruberman, you fail to grasp Tae Kwon Leap. Approach me that you might see.\\
'''Ed Gruberman:''' All right! Finally some action!\\
'''Martial Arts Master:''' Observe closely, class. Boot to the Head! (''WHUMP!'')\\
'''Ed Gruberman:''' Owww! You booted me in the head!
-->-- ''Radio/TheFrantics'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8VD4JXUozM "(Boot To The Head)"]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Tabletop Games]]

->''Never taunt an [[PlayingWithFire embermage]], "What are you going to do about it?"''
-->-- '''Akin''', seasoned askari, ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'', [[http://magiccards.info/mr/en/184.html "Incinerate"]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Video Games]]

->''Do you really think it's wise to play dead with someone who can make you dead?''
-->-- '''VideoGame/{{Bayonetta}}'''

->''In four years, I have made no threat — and fanatics have lined up to hate us simply because we exist.''
-->-- '''The Arishok''', ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII''

->''Why they insist on thinking they can kill people like you and the Warden, I will never guess.''
-->-- '''Zevran''' to Hawke, ''Dragon Age II''

->''And people voluntarily attack you? Are they ''mad?
-->--'''Sergeant Kylon''', ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins'', after you have just wiped out a group of rowdy mercenaries

->'''Thief:''' Stop right there. [[MuggingTheMonster Hand over your gold, or I'll gut you like a fish!]]\\
'''[[PlayerCharacter The Dragonborn]]:''' [[OneManArmy I don't have time for this.]]
-->-- ''Videogame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim''

->'''District Attorney''': Do you know who you're fucking with here?! I'll have your badge, you moron!\\
'''Cop 1''': Shut up. You found anything back there?\\
'''Cop 2''': "Found anything?" He's got ''[[OrgyOfEvidence half of Mexico]]'' in here! Must be two tons of Mary here!\\
'''D.A.:''' What? But... but I've never seen... how could it have...?\\
'''Cop 1''': Eloquent defense you got there, '''buddy!''' (''slams D.A.'s head into the windshield'')
-->-- ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas''

->'''Cortana:''' You understand the consequences of defiance?\\
'''Atriox:''' I do. Do you?
-->-- ''VideoGame/HaloInfinite''

->''Do be careful not to antagonize the thousand-pound, fire-breathing, flying, killing machine.''
-->--GameOver screen after Lil unwisely teases the dragon [[FluffyTheTerrible Peaches]] over her name, ''VideoGame/LilGuardsman''.

->''Anyone who fights us is either [[TooDumbToLive stupid]] or on [[BigBad Saren's]] payroll. Killing the latter is business. Killing the former is a favor to the universe.''
-->-- '''Urdnot Wrex''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect1''

->''You really think you can kill the leader of the Saints?''
-->-- '''Richie''', ''VideoGame/SaintsRow2''

->''[[PsychicChildren Jung]] is as deadly as it gets. Don't believe me? I'm going to tell you a bedtime story.\\
Imagine you're a goon from the [[{{Cult}} Fear Nothing Foundation]]. The bosses told you to pick up the [[MyBrainIsBig big-headed]] freak kid. [[UnderestimatingBadassery Piece of cake.]] You strut up, towering over the little one sitting on the seesaw (and really, is there anything lonelier than one person sitting on a seesaw?). You kind of enjoy the imbalance of power. You grin. The boy looks up at you with a face a kindergartener should not be able to make. You feel undead moths flutter inside you. You feel transparent. Naked. The stomach dropping sensation that someone knows that secret about you, the one you prayed no one would ever find out, the one that you try to forget, because it shatters the self-image you have of yourself.\\
"Please, sir, would you do me the kindness of [[PsychicAssistedSuicide forgetting how to breathe?"]]''
-->-- '''Daimon Kiyota,''' ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''

->''Why men throw their lives away [[TooDumbToLive attacking an armed witcher]]… I'll never know. Something wrong with my face?''
-->-- '''Geralt of Rivia''', ''VideoGame/TheWitcher3WildHunt'', Blood and Wine expansion

->''Mess with the bull, you get the horns.''
-->-- [[OurMinotaursAreDifferent Tauren]] taunt, ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft''

->''He had a baseball bat, and I was tied to a chair. [[SarcasmMode Pissing him off was the smart thing to do]].''
-->-- '''VideoGame/MaxPayne''', on Frankie Niagara
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Animation]]

->''You there! You may be a hulking mass of muscle, armed to the teeth, and an unparalleled killing machine, but I think I can take you in a tavern fight!''
-->-- '''{{Mook}}''', ''WebAnimation/TerribleWritingAdvice'', "Anti-Heroes"

->''Is this [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe a prank]], [[TooDumbToLive a death wish]], or both?''
-->-- '''Corvus Corax''', ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice'', "Bro Trip 40,000: Jopallian Japes"

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Webcomics]]

->'''Dang:''' ''WAIT A SECOND!'' What kind of equipment do they have?\\
'''Steele:''' Studded leather armor, shortswords, and bows.\\
'''Dang:''' And they are willing to attack what must appear to them to be a group of flying, flaming weaponmasters?\\
'''Jill:''' They're bandits, not brain surgeons!
-->-- ''Webcomic/AnotherGamingComic''

->'''Franchise/{{Superman}}:''' [[Franchise/{{Batman}} Bruce]] was only playing with [Connor]. He always did that to me when we were kids. Tying explosives to my cape... always reminding me that I'm not human... sticking [[KryptoniteFactor Kryptonite]] in my locker after painting it with lead... calling me a naive FarmBoy who had his head under too many cows' behinds to know any better... He's such a kidder.\\
'''ComicBook/LoisLane:''' Clark, you're in denial.\\
'''Superman:''' It keeps me from killing him, Lois.
-->-- ''Webcomic/BatmanAndSons''

->'''Racist Student:''' Look at this old man trying to protect the kid. How embarrassing!\\
'''Vincent:''' (''internally'') No, you pompous ingrates! I'm trying to protect youuu!\\
'''Arthur:''' Uncle Vincent?\\
'''Vincent:''' Momm-I mean, yes?\\
'''Arthur: Please step aside.'''\\
'''Vincent:''' (''internally'') Sorry lads. It's too late for you now. Rest in peace.
-->-- ''Literature/TheBeginningAfterTheEnd''

->'''[[TheBigGuy Nick]]:''' Are you pickin' a fight wif' me?\\
'''Narrator:''' ''Anyone with half a brain would know that this question, asked in this tone of voice, by a man of this size, has exactly one correct answer.''\\
'''Enireth Frat Boy G:''' Yes I am. What are you going to do about it?\\
'''Narrator:''' ''That was not it.''
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2003-04-05 2003-04-05]]. Oh, and Nick is also a well-trained and heavily-armed mercenary.

->'''Breya:''' Fighting civilians is against the rules. Go break it up.
->'''Schlock:''' Right now, I've got just two rules to live by. Rule One: don't taunt elephants.
->'''Nick:''' [[BringIt Bring it on]], Pinocchio!!
->'''Assorted civilians:''' Auughhh! Run for your lives! Aiiiieeee! Oh God, the humanity!!
->[=*=]'''TTTRAMPLE'''*
->'''Schlock:''' Rule Two: don't stand next to [[TooDumbToLive anyone who taunts elephants]].
-->--'''WebComic/SchlockMercenary''', ''[[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-12-22 here]]'', with Nick being on the other end of the trope

->''It's still not worth billions of lives just to kill her, but she really knows how to jump up and down on that scale.''
-->-- '''[[DeusEstMachina The Fleetmind]]''', ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'', [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2010-10-12 2010-10-12]]

->'''Arthur:''' (''to a cat that is stuck in a tree'') Well, lookee here! A big, dumb cat - stuck in a tree! Hey, dumb cat! How big a doofus are you, getting stuck in a tree?\\
(''the cat jumps out of the tree and attacks a horrified Arthur'')\\
'''Arthur:''' (''now very beaten-up'') Apparently not as big a doofus as I am.\\
'''Sheldon:''' Apparently.
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Sheldon}}''

->'''Punchline:''' (''chained to a wall'') You're going to try to convince one of the strongest heroes in this galaxy it's okay to take life... by killing his girlfriend... while you're standing like ten feet away from him.\\
'''Anarch:''' Whoa! Who says he'll kill me? He may feel enlightened, maybe thank me and join my side.\\
'''Punchline:''' Right. Which of these is he more likely to say? (''holds up a Cosmic Crusader puppet on his right foot'') "My one true love is dead. All good and hope is folly! I will now aid her killer in world conquest" or (''holds up a Cosmic Crusader puppet on his left foot'') "Well, fuck. Y'know, I always wanted to see if I could pull a nervous system outta someone without tearing it. And look! A volunteer!"
-->-- ''Webcomic/SuperStupor'', [[https://somethingpositive.net/comic/the-best-laid-plan-pt-2/ The Best Laid Plan pt 2]]

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Original]]

->''Telling a lion-man of the Full Moon to "yiff in hell" is almost always a horrible idea as he can rip you and thousands like you to pieces without even trying. Yet it is still totally WorthIt.''
-->-- '''[=1d4chan=]''' on the Lunar TabletopGame/{{Exalted}}

->''We then cut to classic SuperHero cliche #37: [[EstablishingCharacterMoment our hero's status as an ass-kicker is established]] via rescuing [[DamselInDistress a woman either being robbed or raped]]. A corollary of that cliche is [[TooDumbToLive the absolute moron]] who thinks he can take on a guy who [[HeroicBuild looks]] [[HorrifyingHero like this]].''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' in his ''Atop the Fourth Wall'' review of ''ComicBook/{{Spawn}}'' ''#1''

->''I have never understood the sheer idiocy that's exemplified in these kind of characters! You see [[ComicBook/GhostRider a guy wearing leather, flames shooting out of him, and wielding magical chain weapons]], why is your first instinct "Yeah, I can take him." I feel like there should be a Darwin Award strictly for people this stupid in fictional stories!''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' again, this time complaining about the use of this trope in ''ComicBook/AllNewGhostRider''

->''Why would you call someone that size a name? He's a giant and he has a weapon. He looks like he would wear your skin as a trophy, ''and that's what he does!
-->-- '''WebVideo/{{Welshy}}''', ''WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown: Film/TheTexasChainsawMassacreTheBeginning''

->''I always wondered how long [[ComicBook/XMen real-world persecution of mutants would last.]]\\
"We had ourselves a lynching party last night for that mutant SOB!"\\
"How'd it go?"\\
"Well, we lost about seven people, and the mutant survived. But we think it’ll go better next time!"''
-->-- '''John Seavey''', [[http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2012/10/12/things-i-love-about-comics-damage-control mightygodking.com]]

->''The closest thing we get to any normal kind of reaction is when the [[JerkJock jockey character]] tells [[TheHero Scott]] to stick with his own kind, [[FantasticRacism peharps a commentary on racism]], and everyone laugh him out of the dance. But the only thing that stuck in my mind during this whole scene is that this dude is angatonizing ''a friggin' [[OurWerewolvesAreDifferent werewolf]]''! He ''rips his shirt open with his deadly claws''! [[TooDumbToLive Did he not stop to think that starting a fight with a mythological monster was a bad idea?]]''
-->--'''Creator/AllisonPregler''' about ''Film/TeenWolf''

->''For the first time in his career it looked like Fedor ''wanted'' something dead. Poor Tsuyoshi Kohsaka could only look on in horror while the world's greatest fighter [[IsThisWhatAngerFeelsLike experienced rage for the first time]] and redefined the ways a human body could express it. Almost immediately, Fedor threw TK into the ground and rezoned his head for strip mining. He punched and punched and only stopped to stand up and stomp a hole into his face. The ref took this opportunity to pause the fight and let the doctors glue together the remaining scraps of Tsuyoshi's skull. After some debate on the sensibility of it, they soon restarted the fight. "Heh," said [[DeadManWalking a shadowy man now standing in TK's corner with a wheat scythe.]]''
-->-- '''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-greatest-revenge-matches-in-mma-history/#ixzz1Upj3JQMU "The Five Greatest Revenge Matches in MMA History"]]

->''There are some flaws in this movie.... Not to mention so very stupid lapses in the scriptwriting. Take for example a scene where Kara lands on Earth and [[HillbillyHorrors two white crackers immediately try to rape her.]] She is dressed in her Supergirl outfit and is clearly using her powers. The white crackers simply dismiss this though and say "Heh, this girl has fight in her hyuck hyuck." I'll say! She's Supergirl! You are trying to rape Supergirl. Are your inbred synapses so slow to fire you can't figure that out, you brain-dead hillbillies!?''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/02/10/supergirl-1984-jeannot-szwarc/ on]] ''Film/Supergirl1984''

->''Hey, you know that guy who just killed a dragon and ate its soul? Let's mug him.''
-->-- '''Bandits''', ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim'' [[https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/78/7f/76/787f761d8f8065d4a33f2a715658036f.jpg image macro]]

->"You know, If I were her, I wouldn't taunt the 10-foot golem."
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/BennettTheSage Sage]]''' gives his thoughts on how stupid it is for the [[TooDumbToLive prostitute to insult the giant henchman]] in ''Anime/VampireWars''

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Western Animation]]

->'''Blossom''': '''''[[SayMyName MOJO!]]'''''\\
'''Mojo Jojo''': [''smugly''] Back so soon? [''Proceeds to eat a piece of the girls' candy'']\\
'''Blossom''': We had a deal, Mojo.\\
'''Mojo Jojo''': Don't get me wrong, destroying Townsville on a daily basis is a pretty good gig, [[ForTheEvulz but to be able to take away that which gave you so much joy, to destroy your happiness, is just satisfying to the soul]]. If only I could have seen the look on your faces when you realized... I think I can imagine.\\
'''Blossom''': You're a bad monkey, Mojo.\\
'''Mojo Jojo''': [[InsultBackfire I know!]]\\
[''The Powerpuff Girls all scream in utter rage and inflict a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown on Mojo'']
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls1998'', "[[Recap/ThePowerpuffGirlsS3E8CandyIsDandyCatastrophe Candy is Dandy]]"

->''Strike me again, and I will bury that rod in your [[HeartDrive spark.]]''
-->-- '''Predaking''', ''WesternAnimation/TransformersPrime''

->'''Scrapper''': We built your maze! Now, you keep your part of the bargain!
->'''Blitzwing''': [[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness Why don't you go build a bridge, And jump off it?]]
->'''Scrapper''': Constructicons, [[CombiningMecha transform into Devastator]]!
->(''the Constructicons combine and [[CurbStompBattle proceed to beat Blitzwing up]]'')
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheTransformers''

->''"Oh, no you didn't! You did NOT just hit me!"''
-->-- '''Jenny Wakeman''' to Lancer, ''WesternAnimation/MyLifeAsATeenageRobot'', "[[Recap/MyLifeAsATeenageRobotS3E6 The Legion Of Evil]]"

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Real Life]]

->''Scout, she can swallow you whole. Be nice.''
-->-- '''The Dro''', warning Scout the fennec fox to not harass Luna the wolf dog [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VohXNSdhqgk in this video]]

->''But, as it is, [[TigerByTheTail we have the wolf by the ear]], and we can neither hold him, nor safely let him go.''
-->-- '''UsefulNotes/ThomasJefferson''' to John Holmes, discussing slavery and the Missouri question at home in Monticello, 22 April 1820

[[/folder]]

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