-> '''Wesley''': I've got a vest, so fuck you! [''rips open shirt to expose vest''] \\
'''Cat''': I also have a vest, so fuck you too! [''rips shirt open to reveal another vest'']
-->-- ''Film/BallisticKiss'', when Cat and Wesley tries shooting each other

-> '''Malcolm Reynolds:''' Zoe, you okay?\\
'''Zoe Washburne:''' ''(grunts)'' Armor's dented.
--> -- "Serenity," ''Series/{{Firefly}}''

->'''The Operative''': I'm not threatening you. I'm unarmed--\\
'''Mal''': Good. ''([[CombatPragmatist shoots him]], turns to leave, and gets jumped)''\\
'''The Operative''': ...I am, of course, wearing full body armor. I am not a moron.
-->--''Film/{{Serenity}}''

->'''Rygel:''' (To [[FakingTheDead Scorpius' body]]) Sorry I had to shoot you but... you know how it goes.\\
'''Scorpius:''' (Very quietly) How did you know I was wearing body armor?\\
'''Rygel:''' I wasn't sure- but 131 cycles in Peacekeeper captivity teaches you a few things.\\
'''Scorpius:''' What if you were wrong?\\
'''Rygel:''' Not so bad for me either way.
-->-- ''Series/{{Farscape}}''

->'''Archer''': Shut up! That vest is bulletproof!
->'''Cheryl''': Oh. (''gets shot in the arm'') Ow!
->'''Archer''': But it ''is'', y'know, a ''vest''.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'', "El Secuestro"

->''"I want sleeves on my vest."''
-->-- '''Col. Jack O'Neill''' after being shot twice while wearing one (one bullet hit his arm), "Desperate Measures," ''Series/StargateSG1''

->''"My faith protects me. My Kevlar helps."''
-->-- '''Michael Carpenter''', after showing that his wife made his plate armor bulletproof, ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles''

->'''[[AssInAmbassador Ambassador Bartlett]]''': What if someone aims at my head?
->'''[[DeadpanSnarker Gunnery Sgt. Granger]]''': [[CaptainObvious Duck, ma'am.]]
-->-- ''{{Series/JAG}}'', "War Cries"

->''"Type III ballistic body armor. [[ApologeticAttacker Don't worry, those ribs will heal.]]"''
-->-- '''John Reese''', ''Series/PersonOfInterest'', "Critical"

->''"It's called kevlar! You got any?"''
->'''*KABLOOM*'''
->''"Thought not."''
-->-- '''Frank Castle''', ''[[Comicbook/ThePunisher The Punisher War Zone]]'' #17

->''"Silicone carbide discs...ceramic matrices...accompanied laminate...cutting edge body armor. We just sew it between the fabric and the lining. Zero penetration. However...''[makes a pained expression]''[[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome ...quite painful, I'm afraid.]]"''
-->--'''Angelo''', ''Film/JohnWickChapter2''

->''Did I forget to mention my new armor? A great white couldn't rip it's way through this stuff: bonded polycarbide! It's amazing what ends up at [[GovernmentAgencyOfFiction the Forge]]...''
-->--'''Nimrod,''' ''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho: [[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho023ProjectTwilight Project Twilight]]''

->'''Cyclops:''' Stay cool, Iceman. Why do you think God created Kevlar?
-->-- ''ComicBook/UltimateXMen''

->''"The advent of low-profile carbonan armored uniforms in the mid-29th century served to underscore the importance of fire discipline in organizations where those uniforms were standard issue. It became entirely too tempting to [[RecklessGunUsage tap an officer on the shoulder from fifty yards away to get his attention]]. After all, shouting takes effort, ammo is cheap, and shooting your CO in the back never gets old."''
-->-- ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

->'''Lloyd:''' Harry!? You're alive!?\\
'''Harry:''' Yeah, I met some FBI guys outside and they gave me this cool bulletproof vest.\\
'''Lloyd:''' What if he shot you in the face?\\
''[beat]''\\
'''Harry:''' ''[to FBI guy]'' What if he shot me in the face?\\
'''FBI Guy:''' That was a risk we were willing to take.
-->-- ''Film/DumbAndDumber''
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