-> '''Malcolm Reynolds:''' Zoe, you okay?\\
'''Zoe Washburne:''' ''(grunts)'' Armor's dented.
--> -- "Serenity," ''Series/{{Firefly}}''

->'''The Operative''': I'm not threatening you. I'm unarmed--\\
'''Mal''': Good. ''([[CombatPragmatist shoots him]], turns to leave, and gets jumped)''\\
'''The Operative''': ...I am, of course, wearing full body armor. I am not a moron.

->'''Rygel:''' (To [[FakingTheDead Scorpius' body]]) Sorry I had to shoot you but... you know how it goes.\\
'''Scorpius:''' (Very quietly) How did you know I was wearing body armor?\\
'''Rygel:''' I wasn't sure- but 131 cycles in Peacekeeper captivity teaches you a few things.\\
'''Scorpius:''' What if you were wrong?\\
'''Rygel:''' Not so bad for me either way.
-->-- ''Series/{{Farscape}}''

->'''Archer''': Shut up! That vest is bulletproof!
->'''Cheryl''': Oh. *gets shot in the arm* Ow!
->'''Archer''': But it ''is'', y'know, a ''vest''.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'', "El Secuestro"

->''"I want sleeves on my vest."''
-->-- '''Col. Jack O'Neill''' after being shot twice while wearing one (one bullet hit his arm), "Desperate Measures," ''Series/StargateSG1''

->''"My faith protects me. My Kevlar helps."''
-->-- '''Michael Carpenter''', after showing that his wife made his plate armor bulletproof, ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles''

->'''[[AssInAmbassador Ambassador Bartlett]]''': What if someone aims at my head?
->'''[[DeadpanSnarker Gunnery Sgt. Granger]]''': [[CaptainObvious Duck, ma'am.]]
-->-- ''{{Series/JAG}}'', "War Cries"

->''"Type III ballistic body armor. [[ApologeticAttacker Don't worry, those ribs will heal.]]"''
-->-- '''John Reese''', ''Series/PersonOfInterest'', "Critical"

->''"It's called kevlar! You got any?"''
->''"Thought not."''
-->-- '''Frank Castle''', ''[[Comicbook/ThePunisher The Punisher War Zone]]'' #17

->''"Silicone carbide discs...ceramic matrices...accompanied laminate...cutting edge body armor. We just sew it between the fabric and the lining. Zero penetration. However...''[makes a pained expression]''[[RealityEnsues ...quite painful, I'm afraid.]]"''
-->--'''Angelo''', ''Film/JohnWickChapter2''