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[[folder: Comic Books ]]

->''Gunfight in the morgue, rule one: Don't hide behind the thin guy.''
-->-- '''[[ComicBook/ThePunisher Frank Castle]]''' mentally chiding a {{mook}} doing so ([[HypocriticalHumor while using a not-noticeably-thicker corpse as a shield]]), ''ComicBook/ThePunisherWelcomeBackFrank''.

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[[folder: Fan Fic ]]

->''Lesson 3: When using a human shield, grab a fat guy.''
-->-- '''[[FourStarBadass Andreas Darlton's]]''' thoughts on this trope while massacring a group of war criminals with an [[{{BFG}} antiaircraft machinegun]], ''Fanfic/CodeGeassLelouchOfBritannia''

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[[folder: Lets Play ]]

->''"Take the bullet for me, [[Franchise/TheMuppets Kermit]]!"''
-->-- '''''LetsPlay/MrGibbs''''', "Kermit Hide and Seek"

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[[folder: Western Animation ]]

->"''Activate... '''Hero Shield'''''!"
-->-- '''Captain Hero''', before grabbing a random civilian to absorb gunfire for him, despite being bulletproof himself, ''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether''
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