->'''Narration''': When a human gains powers, it is usually through something average people don't understand well, like science or magic.
->'''Omnipresent Man''': I won my powers in a game of contract bridge.
-->-- ''Webcomic/BasicInstructions'', How to Create a Plausible Superhero Origin Story

->JOKE: Marriage is like bridge. You start out with two hearts & a diamond, and later wish you had a club & a spade.