->''"I gotta be honest. I was hoping this whole Chaos thing was going to turn out to be like a metaphor."''
--> -- '''Red Mage''', ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

->'''Danny:''' Have you ever fired your gun up in the air and gone "Aaaagh"?\\
'''Nick:''' No, I have not ever fired my gun up in the air and gone "Aaaagh"!
-->-- ''Film/HotFuzz''

->'''Danny:''' Have you ever fired [[GunsAkimbo two guns]] whilst jumping through the air?\\
'''Nick:''' No.\\
'''Danny:''' Have you ever fired ''one'' gun whilst jumping through the air?\\
'''Nick:''' No.\\
'''Danny:''' Have you ever been in a high-speed pursuit?\\
'''Nick:''' Yes, I have.\\
'''Danny:''' Have you ever fired your gun whilst in a high-speed pursuit?\\
'''Nick:''' No!
-->-- ''Film/HotFuzz''

->'''Yzma:''' Pull the lever, Kronk!\\
''[Kronk pulls lever. Yzma drops through floor out of sight]''\\
'''Yzma:''' ''[fading voice]'' Wrong lever!... ''[walking out of crocodile pit]'' Why do we even ''have'' that lever?\\
''[almost an hour later]''\\
'''Kuzco:''' ''[walking out of crocodile pit]'' Ok, why does she even ''have'' that lever?
-->-- ''Disney/TheEmperorsNewGroove''

->'''Norrington:''' You are, without a doubt, the worst pirate I have ever heard of.\\
'''Jack:''' But you ''have'' heard of me.\\
''[after Jack steals a ship that needs a crew of fifty with two people, all while dodging an entire army]''\\
'''Groves:''' ...that's got to be the best pirate I've ever heard of.\\
'''Norrington:''' ''[DeathGlare]''
-->--''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl''
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