!Quotes from the show

->''The city's called Duke.''\\
''The state's called New Mexico.''\\
''Among the gangsters,''\\
''The gringo's fame is inflated.''\\
'''Cause of the new drug they created.''

->''They say the color is blue''\\
''And the quality pure''\\
''This potent drug's runnin'''\\
''Through the city...''\\
''And no one could stop it''\\
''If they wanted to''

->''The cartel's runnin' hot because''\\
''They weren't getting respect''\\
''Takin' 'bout some "Heisenberg"''\\
''Who controls the market now''\\
''No one knows the man since''\\
''They've never seen his face''\\
''The cartel's 'bout respect''\\
''And they ain't forgiving''\\
''But that homie's dead,''\\
''He just doesn't know it yet''

->''Heisenberg's fame has got''\\
''Down to Michoacan''\\
''From way far away''\\
''They want to taste that meth''\\
''That blue stuff has crossed the border''

->''Now New Mexico's livin' up to its name''\\
''Looks just like Mexico''\\
''In all the drugs it's hiding''\\
''Except there's a gringo boss''\\
''And he's known as "Heisenberg"''

->''The cartel's runnin' hot because''\\
''They weren't getting respect''\\
''Takin' 'bout some "Heisenberg"''\\
''Who owns the market now''\\
''No one knows the man since''\\
''They've never seen his face''\\
''The fury of the cartel''\\
''Ain't no one escaped it yet''\\
''But that homie's dead...''\\
''He just doesn't know it yet.''

-->-- ''[[ExpositoryThemeTune Negro y Azul: The Ballad of Heisenberg]]''

->'''Jesse:''' Wait, wait, hold on - tell me why you're doing this. Seriously?\\
'''Walt:''' Why do you do it?\\
'''Jesse:''' ''Money'', mainly.\\
'''Walt:''' There you go.\\
'''Jesse:''' Nah. Come on, man. Some straight like you, giant stick up his ass, all of a sudden at age, what – 60? He's just gonna [[TitleDrop break bad?]]\\
'''Walt:''' [[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I'm 50]].\\
'''Jesse:''' It's weird is all, okay? It - it doesn't compute. Listen, if you've gone crazy or something...I mean, if you've...if you've gone crazy or depressed, I'm - I'm just saying...that... that's something I need to know about. Okay? I mean, that affects me.\\
''(long pause)''\\
'''Walt:''' [[DamnItFeelsGoodToBeAGangster I am awake]].
-->-- "[[Recap/BreakingBadS1E1Pilot Pilot]]"

->''"Jesse, your actions... they affect other people."''
-->-- '''Walt''', basically summarizing the entire plot in one sentence, "[[Recap/BreakingBadS3E12HalfMeasures Half Measures]]"

->''[[DramaticIrony "This line of work doesn't suit you, Walter."]]''
-->-- '''Krazy-8''', "[[Recap/BreakingBadS1E3AndTheBagsInTheRiver ...And the Bag's in the River]]"

->''"Adjusting for inflation – good state college – adjusting for inflation, say $45,000 a year, two kids, four years of college...$360,000. Remaining mortgage on the home, $107,000. Home equity line, $30,000, that's $137,000. Cost of living, food, clothing, utilities, say two grand a month? I mean, that should put a dent in it, anyway. 24K a year provides for, say, ten years. That's $240,000, plus 360 plus 137...737. $737,000, that's what I need. That is what I need. You and I both clear about 70 grand a week. That's only ten and a half more weeks. Call it eleven. Eleven more drug deals and always in a public place from now on. It's doable. Definitely doable."''
-->-- '''Walt''', "[[Recap/BreakingBadS2E1SevenThirtySeven Seven Thirty-Seven]]"

->''"Chemistry is... well, technically, chemistry is the study of matter, but I prefer to see it as the study of change. [...] It is growth...then decay...then transformation."''
-->-- '''Walt''', summing up the plot just as neatly, "Pilot"

->'''Jesse:''' Oh, well heil Hitler, bitch!\\
'''Jesse:''' A wire? You want a wire? I got a wire. *camera pans down as he grabs his crotch* Speak into the mic, bitch!\\
'''Jesse:''' I wanted to leave them on the counter! ...Bitch.\\
'''Jesse:''' YO! WHERE'S THE OTHER HALF, BITCH?\\
'''Jesse:''' This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed... bitch!\\
'''Jesse:''' You're my free pass... bitch.\\
'''Jesse:''' So roll me further, bitch.\\
'''Jesse:''' Yo, Gatorade me, bitch!\\
'''Jesse:''' YEAH, BITCH! MAGNETS!\\
\\
'''Jesse:''' '''YEAH, BITCH!!!'''
-->-- '''Jesse''' using his [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch favorite word]].

->'''Walter:''' Fuck you, [[BigOlEyebrows and your eyebrows]]! ... WIPE DOWN THIS!\\
'''Walter:''' I got your restraining order right here. *grabs crotch* Restrain this!\\
'''Walter:''' [[DeadlyEuphemism Send him to Belize]]... I'll send ''you'' to Belize!
-->-- '''Walter White''''s [[Funny/BreakingBad greatest retorts]].

->''"So be on notice: We got new players in town. Now we don’t know who they are or where they came from, but they possess an extremely high skill set. Me personally, I think Albuquerque might just have a new kingpin."''
-->-- '''Hank''', "[[Recap/BreakingBadS1E4CancerMan Cancer Man]]"

->'''Walter:''' Let's get something straight. This - the chemistry - is my realm. I am in charge of the cooking. Out there on the street, you deal with that. As far as our customers go, I don't want to know anything about them. I don't need to see them. I don't want to hear from them. I want no interaction with them whatsoever. This operation is you and me, and I'm the silent partner. You got any issues with that?
->'''Jesse:''' Whatever, man.
->'''Walter:''' [[TemptingFate No matter what happens, no more bloodshed. No violence]].
-->-- "[[Recap/BreakingBadS1E6CrazyHandfulOfNothin Crazy Handful Of Nothin']]"

->'''Skyler:''' [[ShutUpHannibal Okay, don't talk, Walt]]! Shut up and say something that isn't complete bullshit! You want to know what you have to do? You have to tell me what's really going on right now - today. No more excuses, no more apologies, no more of these...these obvious desperate breakfasts! You don't wanna lose contact with me, Walt? Good. Then tell me. Now.
->'''Walter:''' ''(long pause)'' Tell you what?
-->-- "[[Recap/BreakingBadS2E4Down Down]]"

->''Good guys never get ink like the bad guys do.''
-->--'''Walter Jr.''', quoting '''Hank''', "[[Recap/BreakingBadS3E8ISeeYou I See You]]"

->'''Saul:'''Look, Mike, there are rules to this lawyer thing.\\
'X
->'''Mike:''' Is that right?
->'''Saul:''' Yeah! Attorney-client privilege. I mean, that's a big one. That's something I provide for you. I give up Pinkman, well, then you're gonna be asking, "Ol' Saul gives 'em up pretty easy. What's to keep him from giving me up?" Y'see, so, then where's the trust?\\
'''Mike:''' [[AppealToForce I trust the hole in the desert I'd leave you in.]]\\
'''Saul:''' [[MotivatedByFear Yeah, that's...an argument.]]
-->-- ''[[Recap/BreakingBadS3E13FullMeasure Full Measure]]''

->'''Walt:''' So, what do you watch?\\
'''Jesse:''' I don't know, stuff.\\
'''Walt:''' Like what?\\
'''Jesse:''' I don't know. ''Series/IceRoadTruckers''.\\
'''Walt:''' ''Ice Road Truckers''. What happens on that one?\\
'''Jesse:''' [[ShapedLikeItself Guys drive on ice.]]
-->-- "[[Recap/BreakingBadS4E9Bug Bug]]"

->'''Skyler:''' Walt, ''please.'' Let's both of us stop trying to justify this whole thing and admit you're in danger.\\
'''Walt:''' Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? Even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. You know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going in to work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly-up. Disappears. It ceases to exist without me. No, [[YouHaveNoIdeaWhoYoureDealingWith you clearly don't know who you are talking to]], so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I ''am'' the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, you think that of me? No. [[BadassBoast I am the one who knocks!]]
-->-- "[[Recap/BreakingBadS4E6Cornered Cornered]]"

->"[[BadassBoast Don Eladio is dead! His capos are dead! You have no one left to fight for! Fill your pockets and leave in peace, or fight me]] ''[[BadassBoast and die]]!''"
-->--'''Gus''', "[[Recap/BreakingBadS4E10Salud Salud]]"

->'''Walt:''' I can promise you that Gus Fring is dead, and he was the threat. He was the danger.\\
'''Skyler:''' [[MeaningfulEcho I thought]] ''[[MeaningfulEcho you]]'' [[MeaningfulEcho were the danger]].
-->-- "[[Recap/BreakingBadS5E4FiftyOne Fifty-One]]"

->"Just because you shot Jesse James don't make you Jesse James."\\
-->-- '''Mike''', "[[Recap/BreakingBadS5E3HazardPay Hazard Pay]]"

->"You know how they say it's been a pleasure... [[WellThisIsNotThatTrope It hasn't.]]"
-->-- '''Mike''', "[[Recap/BreakingBadS5E1LiveFreeOrDie Live Free Or Die]]"

->'''Walt:''' Jesse, you asked me if I was in the meth business or the money business. Neither. [[MotiveDecay I'm in the empire business.]]
->'''Jesse:''' I don't know... Mr. White, is a...[[ArmorPiercingQuestion is a meth empire really something to be that proud of?]]
-->-- "[[Recap/BreakingBadS5E6Buyout Buyout]]"

->'''Walter:''' Now... {{say my name}}.\\
'''Declan:''' ''(pauses)'' ...you're [[TheDreaded Heisenberg]].\\
'''Walter:''' You're goddamn right.
-->-- "[[Recap/BreakingBadS5E7SayMyName Say My Name]]"

->"All the people that we've killed; Gale and the rest? If you believe that there's a Hell - I don't know if you're into that, but we're...we're already pretty much going there, right? But I'm not gonna lie down until I get there."
-->--'''Walter''', "Say My Name"

->"We had a ''good'' thing, you stupid son of a bitch! [[spoiler: We had Fring]], we had a lab, we had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork! You could have shut your mouth, cooked, and made as much money as you ever needed! It was perfect! But no! [[spoiler: You just had to blow it up!]] ''You'', and your pride and your ego! You just had to be the man! If you’d done your job and known your place, we'd all be ''fine'' right now!"
-->--'''Mike''' [[spoiler:lamenting how Walt's rashness screwed them over]], "Say My Name"

->"''Shut the fuck up... [[spoiler: and let me die in peace.]]''"
-->--'''[[spoiler:Mike]]''', "Say My Name"

->'''Skyler''': (uncovers a stack of bills; three feet high, three wide, five long.) This is it. This is what you've been working for. I rented this place and I started bringing it here, because...I didn't know what else to do. I gave up counting it. I mean, I had to. It was just so much, so fast. I...I tried weighing it. I figured one bill of any denomination weighs a gram. There are 454 grams to a pound, but...there's a variety of denominations. So...\\
'''Walter''': How much is this?\\
'''Skyler''': I have no earthly idea. I truly don't. I just stack it up, keep it dry, spray it for silverfish. There is more money here than we could spend in ten lifetimes. I certainly can't launder it, not with 100 car washes. Walt...I want my kids back. I want my life back. Please tell me...how much is enough? [[ShouldntYouStopStealing How big does this pile have to be]]?
-->--"[[Recap/BreakingBadS5E8GlidingOverAll Gliding Over All]]"

->'''[[spoiler: Hank:]]''' It was you. All along, it was ''you!'' You son of a bitch. You drove me into traffic to keep me from that laundry...\\
'''Walter:''' Calm down.\\
'''[[spoiler: Hank:]]''' That call I got [[spoiler: telling me Marie]] was in the hospital? That wasn't Pinkman. You had my cell number. You killed ten witnesses to save your sorry ass.\\
'''Walter:''' Listen to me.\\
'''[[spoiler: Hank:]]''' You bombed a nursing home. Heisenberg. Heisenberg! You lying, two-faced sack of shit!\\
'''Walter:''' [[spoiler: Hank]], look... I don't–I don't know where this is coming from [[spoiler: Hank]], but–\\
'''[[spoiler: Hank:]]''' I swear to Christ, I will put you ''under'' the jail.
-->-- "[[Recap/BreakingBadS5E9BloodMoney Blood Money]]"

->'''[[spoiler:Hank:]]''' I don't know who you are. I don't even know who I'm talking to.\\
'''Walter:''' If that's true… If you don't know who I am… then… maybe your best course… would be to [[ImpliedDeathThreat tread lightly]].
-->-- "Blood Money"

->"Look, [[ThoseTwoGuys you two guys]]... are just guys, okay? Mister White - he's ''the Devil''. Y'know, he is ''smarter'' than you, he is ''luckier'' than you. Whatever you think is supposed to happen, I'm telling you, the exact, reverse, opposite is gonna happen!"
-->--'''Jesse''', summarizing the plot to Hank and Gomez, and how it tends to veer away from viewers' predictions, "[[Recap/BreakingBadS5E12RabidDog Rabid Dog]]"

->"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? WE'RE A FAMILY!"
-->--'''Walt''', "[[Recap/BreakingBadS5E14Ozymandias Ozymandias]]"

->"What, you want me to beg? You're the smartest guy I've ever met and you're too stupid to see... he's made up his mind ten minutes ago. Do what you're gonna do."
-->--'''[[spoiler:Hank's last words before his death at the hands of Jack]]''', "Ozymandias"

->"''I watched Jane die. I was there, and I watched her die. I watched her overdose and choke to death. I could have saved her, but I didn't.''"
-->--'''Walt''' revealing [[spoiler: to Jesse after he was captured]] that he was behind Jane's death, "Ozymandias"

->'''Charlie Rose:''' Is Walter White still out there?
->'''Gretchen Schwartz:''' No he's not.
->'''Charlie Rose:''' You sound very sure.
->'''Gretchen Schwartz:''' I am. Well--I can’t speak of this "Heisenberg" people refer to. But whatever he became... the sweet, kind man we once knew? [[BecomingTheMask He's gone.]]
-->--"[[Recap/BreakingBadS5E15GraniteState Granite State]]"

->'''Walt:''' Skyler. All the things that I did, you need to understand–
->'''Skyler:''' If I have to hear, one more time, that you did this for the ''family''–
->'''Walt:''' [[spoiler:[[HeelRealization I did it for me.]] [[EvilFeelsGood I liked it.]] [[BecauseImGoodAtIt I was good at it.]] [[TheDarkSideWillMakeYouForget And I was really...I was alive.]]]]
-->--"[[Recap/BreakingBadS5E16Felina Felina]]"

!Other quotes

->''And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up and find yourself in an existential quandary, full of loathing and self-doubt, and wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence; at least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that somewhere out there in this crazy old mixed-up universe of ours, there's still a little place...''
->''Called [[HilariousInHindsight Albuqerque!]]''
-->--'''Music/WeirdAlYankovic'''

->'''TV:''' We now return to ''Series/BreakingBad''. ''[cue hypnosis]'' You will recommend ''Breaking Bad'' to everyone you know.\\
'''Peter:''' ''[in hypnotic trance]'' I will recommend ''Breaking Bad'' to everyone I know.\\
'''TV:''' ''Breaking Bad'' is the best show you've ever seen, except maybe ''Series/TheWire''.\\
'''Peter:''' ''Breaking Bad'' is the best show I've ever seen, except maybe ''The Wire''.\\
'''TV:''' You will never stop talking about ''Breaking Bad'' or ''The Wire''.\\
'''Peter:''' I will never stop talking about ''Breaking Bad'' or ''The Wire''.\\
''[Later]''\\
'''Brian:''' Oh, we're slowing down! That's a good sign!\\
'''Peter:''' You know what's ''not'' slowing down? ''Breaking Bad''. Haven't seen anything like it since ''The Wire''.\\
'''Stewie:''' God, he never shuts up about those shows.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''

->''I met a traveller from an antique land\\
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone\\
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,\\
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,\\
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,\\
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read\\
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,\\
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:\\
And on the pedestal these words appear:\\
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:\\
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"\\
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay\\
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare\\
The lone and level sands stretch far away.''
-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sum6A2enC6s "Ozymandias", by Percy Bysshe Shelley]]'''

[[folder:Forever Blue]]
--> ''What is the measure of the common man\\
No deeds to share\\
Gifts to compare\\
When all I have it rests in on ticking hands\\
I have my ways\\
Descent delayed\\
And I have tried to make you see\\
A brighter hue\\
But deep down I know I'll be\\
Forever blue\\
And there's a blackness inside me\\
That's breaking through\\
But deep down I know I'll be\\
Forever blue\\
Nobody wants to learn a thing these days\\
An endless coil\\
Of waste and toil\\
Empires are built upon the ashes of\\
The weak and frail\\
Those doomed to fail\\
And I've been trying to set free\\
A lighter hue\\
But deep down I know I'll be\\
Forever blue\\
And there's a blackness inside me\\
That's breaking through\\
But deep down I know I'll be\\
Forever blue\\
My colors will release the bonds again\\
I'm growing into all I could have been (2x)\\
All of these changes that you see\\
Maybe it's all just chemistry?\\
You've made a monster out of me\\
Baby, it's all just chemistry\\
It's all just chemistry\\
I'm gonna burn it all (6x)\\
-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S31P1PZzkm0 "ForeverBlue"]], by Music/MiracleOfSound
[[/folder]]

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