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[[folder:Anime and Manga]]

->''It seems like the rumor that bust size and math test scores are inversely proportional is true.''
-->-- ''Manga/KamenNoMaidGuy''

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[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]

->'''Hobson:''' Thrilling to meet you, "Gloria."\\
'''Prostitute:''' Hi.\\
'''Hobson:''' Yes, you obviously have a wonderful economy with words, Gloria. I look forward to your next syllable with great eagerness.
-->--''Film/Arthur1981''

->''"Don't think, honey. Just be beautiful."''
-->-- '''Gary Fennell ''', ''Film/MissileToTheMoon'' (1958)

->'''Nurse:''' [=Dr. McJoy=], she looks [[EmptyShell brain dead]].
->'''Boner:''' Maybe, but with her looks it really doesn't matter.
-->-- [[ParallelPornTitles Sex Trek: Charly XXX]]


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[[folder:Literature]]

->He disliked nearly all women, and especially the young and pretty ones. It was always the women, and above all the young ones, who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party, the swallowers of slogans, the amateur spies and nosers-out of unorthodoxy.
-->-- ''Literature/NineteenEightyFour''

->She was a dull person, but a sensational invitation to make babies.
-->-- ''Literature/SlaughterhouseFive'', by Creator/KurtVonnegut

->''Some of the most beautiful bodies are seldom endowed with the keenest of minds.''
-->-- '''Huma D'Este,''' ''Literature/TheRibbajack''

->'''Madame Zeroni:''' Myra's head is as empty as a flowerpot.\\
'''Elya Yelnats:''' But she's beautiful.\\
'''Madame Zeroni:''' [[SoWasX So is a flowerpot]].
-->-- ''Literature/{{Holes}}''

->Stiffy's map, as a rule, tends to be rather grave and dreamy, giving the impression that she is thinking deep, beautiful thoughts. Quite misleading, of course. I don't suppose she would recognize a deep, beautiful thought if you handed it to her on a skewer with tartare sauce.
-->-- '''Bertie Wooster''', ''[[Literature/JeevesAndWooster The Code of the Woosters]]''

->Whenever an occasion arose in which she needed an opinion on something in the wider world, she borrowed her husband's. If this had been all there was to her, she wouldn't have bothered anyone, but as is so often the case with such women, she suffered from an incurable case of of pretentiousness. Lacking any internalized values of her own, such people can arrive at a standpoint only by adopting other people's standards or views. The only principle that governs their minds is the question "[[ItsAllAboutMe How do I look?]]"
-->-- ''Literature/TheWindUpBirdChronicle'', by Creator/HarukiMurakami

->So desirable — [[TheIngenue so innocent]] — [[VirginityMakesYouStupid so stupid]]... No wonder they don't let virgins travel off her planet. They'd never make it home. Not as virgins, anyway.
-->--'''[[TheSociopath Feltipern Trevagg]],''' on his date, Nightlily, ''[[Literature/TalesFromTheMosEisleyCantina Nightlily: The Lovers' Tale]]''

->''I hope she'll be a fool—that’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool.''
-->--'''Daisy Fay''', ''Literature/TheGreatGatsby''

->Katharine was a tall, fair-haired girl, very straight, with splendid movements. She had a bold, aquiline face, a face that one might have called noble until one discovered that there was as nearly as possible nothing behind it. Very early in her married life he had decided — though perhaps it was only that he knew her more intimately than he knew most people — that she had without exception the most stupid, vulgar, empty mind that he had ever encountered. She had not a thought in her head that was not a slogan, and [[GullibleLemmings there was no imbecility, absolutely none that she was not capable of swallowing if the Party handed it out to her]]. "The human soundtrack" he nicknamed her in his own mind.
-->--''Literature/NineteenEightyFour''

->''"It was as if some god had said, 'Sorry, kid, you're going to be thicker than a yard of lard, but the good news is, it isn't going to matter.'"''
-->-- '''Sergeant Angua''' (on Tawneee), ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'', ''Literature/{{Thud}}''

->''Even dressed in winter clothes that covered her from chin to ankle, Callie’s beauty could melt icicles at ten paces. It was a shame those same icicles could probably outthink her.''
-->--''Literature/EddieLaCrosse''
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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]

->'''Liz:''' He is a doctor who doesn't know the Heimlich maneuver! He can't play tennis, he can't cook, he's as bad at sex as I am, but he has ''no idea!''\\
'''Jack:''' That is ''the'' danger [[CursedWithAwesome of being super-handsome]]. When you're in the bubble, nobody ever tells you the truth. For years, I thought I spoke excellent French. ''(gibberish)''
-->-- ''Series/ThirtyRock''

->'''Sidas:''' Do you know what the difference between her IQ and mine is? 91 points. In relation, she's closer to a gibbon than she is to me. Having sex with her would be an act of bestiality.\\
'''Foreman:''' I assume [[TrophyWife you didn't marry her for her skill in applied physics]].\\
'''Sidas:''' I just wish she could spell it.
-->--''{{Series/House}}'', "Ignorance is Bliss"

->''"Hot as lava, but just as thick"''
-->-- '''Lily''' on Robin's SatelliteLoveInterest Nick, ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', [[Recap/HowIMetYourMotherS8E06Splitsville "Splitsville"]]

->''"Oh Andy, you fine but you simple."''
-->--'''Donna Meagle''', ''Series/ParksAndRecreation''

->''"You smarty, me dumb!\\
Help pwetty have fun?\\
Boopy doopy doop, boop, sex!"''
-->--'''Annie''' in ''Annie's Christmas Seduction'', ''{{Series/Community}}'' [[note]][[DeconstructedTrope "You know, eventually you reach diminishing returns on the sexiness..."]][[/note]]


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[[folder:Music]]

->''Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb girl\\
Dump with the cap of a bee\\
Stupid as can be, right down, dump, the girl is\\
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb girl\\
The girl is ''dumb
-->--'''Music/RunDMC''', "Dumb Girl"

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[[folder:Theatre]]

->'''Harold''': Well, I suppose he has an interesting face and body, but it turns me right off because he can't talk intelligently about art.\\
'''Emory''': Yeah, ain't it a shame?\\
'''Harold''': I could never love anyone like that.\\
'''Emory''': Never. Who could?\\
'''Harold''': [[HypocrisyNod I could and you could, that's who could.]]
-->-- ''Theatre/TheBoysInTheBand''

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[[folder:Video Games]]
->''Won the Miss Atlantis title with her looks, not her brains. Plans to spread world peace by selling beauty products in her Bikini.''
-->--'''"Miss Atlantis" description''', ''VideoGame/AtlantisUnderwaterTycoon''
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[[folder:Webcomics]]

->''Ben, you're super cute, but I also think you might be the dumbest man alive.''
-->-- '''Cleo''', ''Webcomic/{{Bobwhite}}'' ([[http://www.bobwhitecomics.com/?webcomic_post=20091023 source strip]])

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[[folder:Web Original]]

->''A great singer. But on her cd, she keeps reminding us that she is a virgo. I don't care what your sign is, Music/{{Beyonce}}''
-->--''Website/UrbanDictionary''

->''Will plastic surgeon please warn patients that sometimes the plastic jelly they inject into their ass can travel up to their brain and eat their sense of reason?''
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/01/21/iggy-azalea-thinks-iggy-azalea-made-hip-hop-more-accepting/ Michael K.]]''', "Music/IggyAzalea Thinks Iggy Azalea Made Hip Hop More Accepting"

->[Watches Amanda attempt to hide from this list by [[PaperThinDisguise putting on a blond wig backward]].]
-->--'''Drew Magary''' on Amanda Bynes, [[http://www.gq.com/entertainment/celebrities/201312/least-influential-people-2013#slide=28 "The 25 Least Influential People of 2013"]]

->''This is pretty much the reaction my dog would have if she suddenly became sentient.''
-->--''[[http://jezebel.com/britney-spears-delusional-documentary-is-a-hot-glit-1491497710 Jezebel]]'', "Music/BritneySpears' Delusional 'Documentary' is a Hot, Glittery Mess"

->''Thinking is not for everyone, {{Creator/Megan|Fox}}! You know when you put an extra large load of laundry in the dryer and it can’t handle it, so it starts violently shaking during the spin cycle? [[LogicBomb That’s what Megan’s brain does when she tries to think too hard.]] Megan, keep the load light, hon.''
-->--''[[http://dlisted.com/2009/06/01/were-all-whores-darlin/ DListed]]''

->''Democracy was never more threatened than when [[UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan Reagan]] was in office, pissing off the Communists and (even worse!) [[EspeciallyZoidberg the air traffic controllers]] while Nancy was busy formulating national policy with astrological charts.''
-->--''' [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/invasion-usa/ on]] ''Film/InvasionUSA1985'', ''Knights of the Dinner Table''

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[[folder:Web Video]]

->''"Omigod".\\\
You're a professional lyricist, and ''that's'' the best you could come up with.''
-->--'''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''' on [[Music/TaylorSwift "Shake It Off"]]

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[[folder:Western Animation]]

->''Why are the cute ones always tube-heads?''
-->-- '''Blackarachnia''', ''WesternAnimation/BeastWars''

->'''Bugs''': Hey, Lola.\\
'''Lola''': ''(over the phone) '' Hey, Bugs! Whatcha doin'? \\
'''Bugs''': Standin' on the side of the road.\\
'''Lola''': Fuuuun! ... Oh my gosh. Psh. You're never gonna believe this! There is a guy standing on the side of the road who looks just like you. I'm about to hit him! ''(Nearly crashes into Bugs and rolls down the window) '' You look just like my boyfriend!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLooneyTunesShow''

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[[folder:Real Life]]

->''...men who, considering females rather as women than human creatures, have been more anxious to make them alluring mistresses than affectionate wives and rational mothers; and the understanding of the sex has been so bubbled by this specious homage that the civilized women of the present century, with a few exceptions, are only anxious to inspire love, when they ought to cherish a nobler ambition, and by their abilities and virtues exact respect.''
-->-- '''Mary Wollstonecraft''', ''A Vindication of the Rights of Woman'' (1792)

->''A gift for selecting fine bodies attached to heads filled with the bright confetti of lunacy.''
-->-- '''Creator/GoreVidal''', on friend Creator/TennesseeWilliams' taste in dates

->''So Miss USA doesn't know the capital of her home state? To be fair she probably doesn't know the capitals of any of the states.''
-->--'''Creator/SarahMichelleGellar''', tweeted 6.19.14

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