->So, you want to hear another story, eh? One where the very fate of Pandora hangs in the balance? If not, too bad. I'm telling you anyway.
-->--'''Marcus Kincaid'''

->It's cute that y'all think you're the heroes of this little adventure, but... you're not. ''Welcome to Pandora, kiddos!''
-->--'''Handsome Jack'''

->All around the Stactus plant the stalker chased the bandit, the stalker thought t'was all in fun, POP! goes the bandit.
-->--'''Tiny Tina'''

->IT'S TIME FOR A ''LOOOOOT''-'''SPLOSION!!!!!'''
-->--'''[[RatedMForManly Mr.]] [[TestosteronePoisoning Torgue]]'''