->''So, you want to hear another story, eh? One where the very fate of Pandora hangs in the balance? If not, too bad. I'm telling you anyway.''
-->--'''Marcus Kincaid'''

->''It's cute that y'all think you're the heroes of this little adventure, but... you're not. ''Welcome to Pandora, kiddos!
-->--'''Handsome Jack'''

->''All around the Stactus plant the stalker chased the bandit, the stalker thought t'was all in fun, '''POP!''' goes the bandit.''
-->--'''Tiny Tina'''

->''I'M TORGUE, AND I AM HERE TO ASK YOU ONE QUESTION, AND ONE QUESTION ONLY. '''EXPLOSIONS?'''''
-->--'''[[TestosteronePoisoning Mr. Torgue]]'''

->''IT'S TIME FOR A ''LOOOOOT''-'''SPLOSION.'''
-->--'''Mr. Torgue'''

->''HEYO!''
-->--'''Steve the Bandit'''