->'''Rick''': [[PreMortemOneLiner You made me go to a wedding.]]
->''[shoots [[spoiler:Tammy]] through the forehead]''
->'''Rick''': ''And'' you [[YouKilledMyFather killed my best friend]]. ''[Short {{Beat}}, realizes]'' [[LampshadeHanging I should have said]] ''[[PlayedForLaughs that]]'' [[LampshadeHanging one first.]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty: [[Recap/RickAndMortyS4E10StarMortRickturnOfTheJerri Star Mort Rickturn Of The Jerri]]''

->''"Anything can be penetrated with the proper tool."''
-->-- '''Franchise/JamesBond''', ''VideoGame/{{Nightfire}}''

->'''Dr. King Schultz''': [aiming his rifle at Ellis Brittle as the latter rides away] You sure that's him?
->'''Django Freeman''': Yeah.
->'''Schultz''': Positive?
->'''Django''': I don't know.
->'''Schultz''': You don't know if you're positive?
->'''Django''': I don't know what 'positive' means.
->'''Schultz''': It means you're sure.
->'''Django''': Yes.
->'''Schultz''': Yes, what?
->'''Django''': Yes, I'm sure that's Ellis Brittle.
->[Schultz shoots Brittle off his horse]
->'''Django''': I'm positive he dead.
-->-- ''Film/DjangoUnchained''

->'''Arjen Rudd:''' [[DiplomaticImpunity Diplomatic immunity]].\\
'''Roger Murtaugh:''' ''[BoomHeadshot]'' It's just been revoked!
-->--''Film/LethalWeapon2''

->''"[[CaptainObvious He chose... poorly.]]"''
-->--'''The Grail Knight''', after [[BigBad Walter Donovan]]'s [[NightmareFuel horrific]] [[RapidAging demise]], ''Film/IndianaJonesAndTheLastCrusade''

->'''Velma:''' Ben Ravencroft's last book is one the world will never buy.\\
'''Shaggy:''' But, like, it would have been a ''hot'' best-seller!
-->--''WesternAnimation/ScoobyDooAndTheWitchsGhost''

->"''You're a dangerous fool who should be sent west. You have forgotten the face of your father.''"
-->-- '''Roland Deschain''' (to an unconscious CowboyCop), ''[[Literature/TheDrawingOfTheThree The Dark Tower: The Drawing of the Three]]''

->''"Hellsister, go to Hell."''
-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}''', ''Fanfic/HellsisterTrilogy''

->"''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Friendship is science]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]].''"
-->-- '''Lollerskates''', ''Dream Team'': Episode 3

->''"Good riddance, evil beasts."''
-->--'''Master Mao''', Power Rangers Jungle Fury, Now the Final Fury

->''"[[BigBad He]] is ''not'' a god!"''
-->--'''[[HandsomeHeroicCaveman D'Leh]]''', right after spearing [[AGodAmI the Allmighty]], ''Film/TenThousandBC''

->'''Hercules:''' That'll leave a '''stink'''.\\
'''Icarus:''' Stop it, no one likes a mocker.\\
'''Hercules:''' But that's how secret agents talk!
-->-- ''Disney's WesternAnimation/HerculesTheAnimatedSeries'', "Hercules and the Golden Touch"

->''"Another bunch of bad guys bite the dust. Am I good or am I good?"''
-->-- ''VideoGame/OperationFlashpoint''

->'''Polnareff''': I'll leave the rest to the devil, rot in hell.\\
'''Kakyoin''': So this is the true Hanged Man, huh? He was rotten all the way to the core.
-->-- '''Polnareff''' and '''Kakyoin''' just after the former kills '''Centerfold'''[[note]][[DubNameChange J. Geil's name in the English Dub]][[/note]], ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders''

->''"Your receipt. You can keep the friggin' change."''
-->-- '''Jotaro Kujo''' after defeating Steely Dan, ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders''

->"''You only made one mistake, one that got you killed. DIO, this whole thing might've ended differently, but...you went and pissed me off. Was it worth it?''"
-->-- '''Jotaro Kujo''', ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders''

->'''Avitus:''' ''[after destroying a Falcon Grav-Tank]'' The Falcon has fallen to Earth.\\
'''Cyrus:''' Poetic, Avitus.
-->-- ''VideoGame/DawnOfWarII''

-> ''"Shot everyone in the town, and all these corpses lyin' round, and he goes and makes a glib comment. What kind of person would do that, at that time? He goes "I'm outta here, this place is dead anyway - zing!" Fortunately though, in this situation, everybody was dead so no one was offended."''
-->-- "Stana", '''Music/FlightOfTheConchords'''

-> There were a lot of things [Vimes] could say. "Son of a bitch!" would have been a good one. Or he could say "Welcome to civilization!" He could have said "Laugh this one off!" He might have said "Fetch!"\\
[[SubvertedTrope But he didn't]], because if he had said any of those things, then he'd know that what he had just done was murder.
-->-- ''Literature/TheFifthElephant'', after Sam Vimes has killed a werewolf.

-> "If he’d been a hero, he would have taken the opportunity to say, ‘That’s what I call sorted!’ Since he wasn’t a hero, he threw up."
-->-- ''Literature/GoingPostal'', after Moist killed a banshee with a mail sorting machine

-> ''"Apology accepted, Captain Needa."''
-->-- '''Darth Vader''', ''Franchise/StarWars Episode V: Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack''

->''"Maybe I'm old fashioned, but if you have nothing fun to say after [[Film/RedHeat shooting a crossdressing nurse through a door and two panes of glass]], you probably have no business shooting anyone, period."''
-->-- '''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.break.com/article/the-12-best-arnold-kills-out-of-all-509-2554063 "The 12 Best Arnold Kills (Out of 509)"]]

->''"YEAH! YOU GOT FUCKED!"''
-->-- '''Rock''', ''Manga/BlackLagoon'', after a would-be assassin in a helicopter gunship gets blown up.

->'''Eclipse Mook''': I've got nothing more to say to you-\\
(''Shepard [[DestinationDefenestration shoves the mook out of the window behind him]]'')\\
'''Shepard''': How about "goodbye"?
-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

->"''It's open mic night in hell, old man. Sing all you want down there."''
-->-- '''Travis Touchdown''' to '''Dr. Peace''', ''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes''

->'''Danny Butterman:''' How's Lurch?
->'''Nicholas Angel:''' He's in the freezer.
->'''Danny:''' Did you say "Cool off"?
->'''Nicholas:''' No, I didn't say anything, actually.
->'''Danny:''' Shame.
->'''Nicholas:''' There was a bit earlier on that you missed when I, uh, distracted him with the cuddly monkey. And then I said "Playtime's over", then I hit him with the peace lily.
->'''Danny:''' You're off the fucking chain!
-->-- ''Film/HotFuzz''

->'''Goku:''' Wow, Freezer, you really were a [[{{Pun}} cut above the rest.]]
->'''Freeza:''' Ugh.
->'''Goku:''' But too bad you didn't make the cut.
->'''Freeza:''' Ugh.
->'''Goku:''' [[OverlyLongGag I guess you could call this a slice of life.]]
->'''Freeza:''' PLEASE, STOP!
->'''Goku:''' [[TheGadfly All right, I'll cut you a break. I'm going to split.]]
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonballZAbridged'', after Freeza was cut in half by his own Death Saucer.

->''"I would say he's in a better place, but... [[DoAndroidsDream we both know he never had a soul.]]"''
-->--'''Perfect Cell''', ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'', after killing Android 16

->''"Horse... eaten!"''
-->--'''Gohan''', ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'', after killing Cell

->''"That was my first triple homicide. Didn't know I was supposed to prepare jokes."''
-->-- '''John Reese''', ''Series/PersonOfInterest'', "Prisoner's Dilemma".

->''"Say hello to Leonora, motherfucker."''
-->-- '''Franklin Clinton''' to [[spoiler:Peter Dreyfuss]], ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV''

->''"TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW, YOU ''FUCKING'' STUPID BASTARD!"''
-->-- '''Patrick Bateman''', ''Film/AmericanPsycho''

->''"Bison, you're off the air!"''
-->-- '''Guile''' to M. Bison, ''Film/StreetFighter''

->''"That takes care of the cremation..."''
-->-- '''Solid Snake''' [[spoiler:after shooting down Liquid Snake's Hind-D chopper]], ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid''

->'''Gunman:''' [[TheConspiracy The Set]] sends its regards, law--\\
''[[[KilledMidSentence gunman gets a knife in the back]]]''\\
'''[=MeLaan=]:''' Here's a tip, kid. Save the wisecracks until your foe is dead. Like this. See how easy it is?
-->-- ''Literature/ShadowsOfSelf''

->'''Gruber:''' Ugh! Don't say "salt" to me! Zese mercs are so ''bland!'' Zey could use-\\
[Seras blows away Gruber and his friend, screaming.]\\
'''Seras Victoria:''' How's ''that'' for some salt?! [hesitates, then angrily grunts] ''Goddamnit!'' What's the point in comin' up with all these one-liners if'n they're all dead when I say 'em?\\
'''Vampire Nazi #3:''' [[TooDumbToLive To be fair, it wasn't really all that funny to begin with!]]
-->-- ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''

->''"[[EverythingsSexierInFrench Un. Deux. Trois.]] [[PunctuatedPounding Quatre. Cinq. Six. Sept.]]"'' ''[[UnflinchingWalk (blows up the rest of the tent and walks away while smoking a cigarette)]]'' ''"Now let's see what [Alucard] thinks about having that drink with me."''
-->--'''Pip Bernadotte''', ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''

->'''[[spoiler:Kevan]]:''' [[ThrowingDownTheGauntlet I challenge you, Elodie!]] [[DuelToTheDeath A life for a life!]]
->'''Narration:''' Without a further word, you direct the full force of your magical wrath at [[spoiler:the Earl of Io]]. There is a horrible scream, and the smell of burning flesh.
->'''Elodie:''' I decline.
-->-- ''VisualNovel/LongLiveTheQueen''

->When it was done - when the shopkeeper's [[PsychicStrangle windpipe had been shattered like the neck of a wine bottle]], when his eyes popped out of this head like overripe fruit, when what had been the man's body lay in a ragged mass on the floor, one hand still clutching Anna's overdue bill, Alexei allowed a [[PsychoSmirk small smile to creep into the corner of his mouth]].
->"You may consider it paid, sir," he said to the corpse, as he stopped over it.
-->--''Literature/AndroidKarenina''

->'''Rick''': I guess ''I'' did the butler! Ha ha! ...D-does that scan?\\
'''Ghost in a Jar''': Oh, I-I get it. It's a play on [[TheButlerDidIt "the butler did it".]]\\
'''Rick''': Thanks, Ghost in a Jar. You always were good at pointing out potentially obscure comedy.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'', "Total Rickall"

->''"[[AnArmAndALeg Well, she's no]] Art/VenusDeMilo!"''
-->--'''Sailor Venus''', ''Anime/SailorMoon S: TheMovie''

->''"Blood for blood. Your debt is paid."''
-->--'''Hanzo Hasashi/Scorpion''' after [[spoiler:beheading Quan Chi]], ''VideoGame/MortalKombatX''

->'''Marco''': [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim Next time you have a chance to kill someone]], don't hesitate!\\
'''John [=McClane=]''': *shoots up through the table, killing him* [[LampshadeHanging Thanks for the advice]].
-->--''Film/DieHard''

->''"[[WhyDontYouJustShootHim When you have to shoot]], [[LampshadeHanging shoot, don't talk]]!"''
-->--'''Tuco''', ''Film/TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly''

->''"So much for the [[TheParagon symbol of peace]]. I guess even people with [[SuperpowerLottery strong quirks]] like you can’t be heroes."''
-->-- '''Izuku Midoriya/Mastermind''', to a dying '''All Might''', ''Fanfic/MastermindStrategistForHire''

->"How big do you feel now, dirtbag?"
-->--'''ComicBook/CaptainAmerica''' to '''[[ComicBook/AntMan Henry Pym]]''', ''ComicBook/TheUltimates''

->''"Officer O'Clancy, take care of this toxic waste."''
-->--'''Toxie''', ''Film/TheToxicAvenger''

->''"He died a fitting end for the garbage he was."''
-->--'''Police Captain''', ''Film/BloodFeast''

->'''Colonel Mortimer''': Any trouble, boy?\\
'''Manco''': No, old man. I thought I was having trouble with my adding. It's all right now.
-->--''Film/ForAFewDollarsMore''

->''"I wanted to come up with like a one-liner like 'You were axing for this' or something. That would be really cool, right?"''
-->--'''Medina''', ''Film/{{Deathgasm}}''

->''"You are under arrest. You have the right to remain disgusting."''
-->--'''Doug Bigelow''', ''Film/DeadHeat''

->''"You don't need that spine. It's holding you back."''
-->--'''Kung Fury''', ''Film/KungFury''

->''"Oh, don't tell me you're leaving? Sal wanted to go... but he decided to stick around!"''
-->--'''Angela''', ''Film/NightOfTheDemons1988''

->''"What's the matter, Judy? Don't you like your blind date?"''
-->--'''Angela''', ''Film/NightOfTheDemons1988''

->''"Walk away from that, you son of a bitch!"''
-->--'''ComicBook/IronMan''', ''Film/IronMan3''

->'''Lori''': Doug, honey... you wouldn't hurt me, would you, sweetheart? Sweetheart, be reasonable. After all, we're married!\\
'''Douglas Quaid''': *shoots Lori* Consider that a divorce!
-->--''Film/TotalRecall1990''

->''"And THAT'S how ya launch a chicken into space."''
-->--'''Cricket Green''' after Chip Whistler gets slung out of Big City, ''WesternAnimation/BigCityGreens'', "Chipocalypse Now"

->''"Sorry, no comet!"''
-->--'''Wanda Li''' after she and her friends destroy a second asteroid in outer space, ''WesternAnimation/TheMagicSchoolBus'', "Out of This World"

->''"Nailed'im! ...yeah, I know. [[LampshadeHanging It's the most cliched thing you can say in a situation like this.]]"''
-->--'''LetsPlay/Dzwiedz24''' after killing an enemy with a nailgun in ''Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War''

->'''{{Mook}}:''' Hey, nigger. Don't you ever miss?
->'''Dead-Eye:''' ''[shoots him in the head]'' No.
->'''Rev. Jim:''' [[AskAStupidQuestion Ask a stupid question...]]
-->-- ''Apaches''

->'''Delilah Copperspoon:''' No! It's...not...fair!
->'''Emily Kaldwin:''' ''[stabs Delilah]'' You won't mind one more unfairness, will you, Delilah?
-->-- ''VideoGame/Dishonored2'', High Chaos

->'''[[Franchise/JamesBond Q]]:''' Bond! Bond, come in! What's the mission status?!\\
'''[[TropeNamer James Bond]]:''' (after [[spoiler:crushing Franchise/JohnWick with a chandelier]]) Smashing... positively smashing.\\
'''Q:''' Oh, do grow up, 007.
-->-- ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle'', "[[Recap/DeathBattleS09E09JamesBondVsJohnWick James Bond VS John Wick]]"

->''"It's over, Sash. [[GrewASpine You're not gonna push me around anymore.]]"''
-->-- '''Anne Boonchuy''' after fighting Sasha Waybright, ''WesternAnimation/{{Amphibia}}'', "Reunion"

->''"You know what they say: The bigger they are, the harder they de-pixelate!"''
-->--'''Isabella Garcia-Shapiro''' having defeated Giant Buford, ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'', "Gaming the System"

->''"It's called payback."''
-->--'''Amy Madden/Havoc''' after destroying Onyx, ''Series/TheVillainsOfValleyView'', "No Escape"

->''"Even the Great Mephisto can't resist the Great Mephisto!"''
-->--'''Rupert''' after he turns Mephisto's hypnotism back to himself, ''WesternAnimation/{{Rupert}}'', "Rupert and the Great Mephisto"

->''"[[LampshadeHanging At the risk of sounding flippant]], the clown has expired, and the money has been wired. Exit 47, stage left."''
-->-- '''[[TheHandler Diana]]''' after 47 eliminates [[HateSink Mr. Giggles]], ''VideoGame/Hitman2016''

->''"'''That's''' what comes next."''
-->-- '''Sindri''' after [[spoiler:destroying the [[SoulJar marble]] housing Odin's soul]], ''VideoGame/GodOfWarRagnarok''

-> ''"There's something you forgot about Belmonts... stupid of me, I'd forgotten it too."'' (''Standing over a prone Nikolai with a DeathGlare, then softly chuckles instead'') ''[[LampshadeHanging "I was going to say something witty and cutting and brutal before I finished you off."]]'' (''Grabs Nikolai by the face before incinerating him to ashes'') ''[[PrecisionFStrike "But fuck it."]]''
-->-- '''Richter Belmont''' lampshading his deliberate aversion of this after [[spoiler:[[TookALevelInBadass reawakening his innate magic]] and becoming a MagicKnight]]. ''WesternAnimation/CastlevaniaNocturne''

-> ''"It's...it's over! This time, it's really over!"''
-->-- '''Bloom''' after the Winx, Roxy, and Nebula defeat the Wizards of the Black Circle once and for all; ''WesternAnimation/WinxClub'', "Ice and Fire"

->'''Omwhyzo:''' You're not even a Ranger! Too easy!
->''([[BadassNormal Tarrick]] charges forward and slashes the monster twice across the chest)''
->'''Omwhyzo:''' What? What just happened?
->''(The monster explodes into a ball of fire)''
->'''Tarrick:''' [[IronicEcho Too easy]].
-->--''Series/PowerRangersCosmicFury''

!!Trope Namer Remarks

[[foldercontrol]]

[[folder:Sean Connery]]
!!''Film/DrNo''
-> ''Sergeant, make sure he doesn't get away.''
-->-- As he leaves a dead {{Mook}} who [[BetterToDieThanBeKilled smoked a cyanide-laced cigarette]] in the custody of a security guard at the Government House in Jamaica.

->'''Construction Worker''': How did it happen?\\
'''James Bond''': ''I think they were on their way to a funeral.''
-->-- After a pursuing hearse fails to pass the obstacle Bond passed on a mountainside.

!!''Film/FromRussiaWithLove''
->'''Kerim Bey''': That pays many debts.\\
'''James Bond''': ''She should've kept her mouth shut.''
-->-- After helping Bey shoot Krilencu, who had been hiding behind a picture of Anita Ekberg.

-> ''You won't be needing this, old man.''
-->-- After taking his stuff back from the recently killed Red Grant.

-> ''I'd say one of their aircraft is missing.''
-->-- After shooting down a SPECTRE helicopter.

-> ''There's a saying in England: Where there's smoke, there's fire.''
-->-- After setting some SPECTRE boats ablaze.

->'''Tatiana Romanova''': Horrible, horrible woman.\\
'''James Bond''': ''Yes, she had her kicks.''
-->-- After Tatiana kills the shoe-knife wielding Rosa Klebb.

!!''Film/{{Goldfinger}}''
-> ''Shocking. Positively shocking.''
-->-- After [[ElectrifiedBathtub putting an electric heater in a bathtub]].

->'''Auric Goldfinger''' Forgive me, Mr. Bond, but, uh... I must arrange to separate my gold from the late Mr. Solo.\\
'''James Bond''': ''As you said, he had a pressing engagement.''
-->-- Referring to the gangster that Oddjob killed minutes before via car crusher.

->'''Felix Leiter''': You okay, James? Where's your butler friend?\\
'''James Bond''': ''Oh, he blew a fuse.'' [[RuleOfThree Three more ticks]] and Mr. Goldfinger would've hit the jackpot.
-->-- After Bond has electrocuted Oddjob while trying to defuse the bomb in Fort Knox.

->'''Pussy Galore''': What happened? Where's Goldfinger?\\
'''James Bond''': ''Playing his golden harp.''
-->-- After Goldfinger [[ContinuousDecompression is sucked out of his private jet.]]

!!''Film/{{Thunderball}}''
->''Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She's just dead.''
-->-- After taking out Fiona Volpe by having one of her henchmen kill her.

->'''James Bond''': ''I think he got the point.''\\
'''Domino''': It should have been Largo.
-->-- After Bond kills Vargas with a harpoon gun.

->'''Domino''': I'm glad I killed him.\\
'''James Bond''': ''You're glad?''
-->-- After Domino saves Bond by killing Emilio Largo.

!!''Film/YouOnlyLiveTwice''
->'''Tiger Tanaka''': How is that for Japanese efficiency?\\
'''James Bond''': ''Just a drop in the ocean.''
-->-- After Tanaka tosses some henchmen into the ocean.

->''Bon appetit!''
-->-- After tossing a henchman into Blofeld's piranha pool. (Later used by Dalton in ''Licence To Kill'' after stuffing a henchman into a maggot tank.)

!!''Film/DiamondsAreForever''
->''Welcome to Hell, Blofeld.''
-->-- After killing a Blofeld clone by pushing him into a pool of hot mud.

->'''Tiffany Case''': My God, you just killed James Bond!\\
'''James Bond''': Is that who it was? ''Well, it just proves no one's indestructible.''
-->-- Bond feigning surprise upon learning that he had killed "himself".

->''It's funny... all the things one wanted to say to one's brother, when it's all too late.''
-->-- His alibi just before boarding a plane to Los Angeles with the body of his "brother".

->'''Shady Tree''': Where the hell do you think you're going?\\
'''James Bond''': I hear that the Hotel Tropicana is quite comfortable. ''My condolences, gentlemen!''
-->-- As he leaves Slumber, Inc. as Shady Tree tries to question him about the whereabouts of the real diamonds; unusual in that no fatality is involved, but the pwnage in Bond's voice is still there.

->'''Ernst Stavro Blofeld''': Right idea, Mr. Bond.\\
'''James Bond''': ''But wrong pussy...''
-->-- After Bond offs another Blofeld clone, who even had a decoy for his RightHandCat.

->Thank you very much! ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext I was just out walking my rat]], and I seem to have lost my way.''
-->-- After surviving the second attempt on his life by shorting out a machine in the pipeline, which gets the attention of a couple of pipeline workers who are quickly greeted by the sight of a dapper British gentleman climbing out as they move in to fix the machine.

->''Well, he certainly left with his tail between his legs.''
-->-- After [[VisualPun literally]] [[HoistByHisOwnPetard hoisting Albert Wint with his own petard]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder:George Lazenby]]
!!''Film/OnHerMajestysSecretService''
->''This never happened to the other fella.''
-->-- (To the viewer) After the woman he just saved from a pack of mooks runs away rather than stick around for a romantic interlude, like in Connery's Bond films.

->''Gate crasher! I'll leave you to tidy up.''
-->-- After knocking out a man and leaving him in the trashed hotel room.

->''He had lots of guts!''
-->-- After someone gets disemboweled by a snowblower.

->''He's branched off!''
-->-- After Blofeld hits a tree during the final bobsled chase.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Roger Moore]]
!!''Film/LiveAndLetDie''
->'''Solitaire''': Where's Kananga?\\
'''James Bond''': ''He always did have an inflated opinion of himself.''
-->-- After literally blowing up Kananga.

->'''Solitaire''': Now what are you doing?\\
'''James Bond''': ''Just being disarming, darling.''
-->-- After taking out Tee-Hee and tossing his metal arm out the window.

!!''Film/TheManWithTheGoldenGun''
->'''James Bond''': ''I'm afraid I'll have to owe you.''\\
'''Kid merchant''': Bloody tourist! 20,000 bahts!
-->-- Non-lethal example, after pushing a kid merchant who fixed Bond's boat into the river.

!!''Film/TheSpyWhoLovedMe''
->''What a helpful chap.''
-->-- After dropping Sandor to his death after the latter mentions pyramids.

->'''Major Anya Amasova''': Where’s Fekkesh?\\
'''James Bond''': ''With the Pharaohs.''\\
'''Major Anya Amasova''': (understandably reaching the wrong conclusion) You killed him.\\
'''James Bond''': No, he was dead when I found him.
-->-- After Aziz Fekkesh, who both Bond and Amasova were seeking is found murdered by Jaws.

->'''Major Anya Amasova''': What happened to Kalba?\\
'''James Bond''': ''He was cut off - permanently.''
-->-- Commenting on club owner Max Kalba getting killed while answering the phone.

->''All those feathers and he still can't fly!''
-->-- After a motorcycle riding henchman runs into a cloud of feathers and falls off a cliff.

!!''Film/{{Moonraker}}''
->'''Hugo Drax''': You missed, Mr Bond.\\
[=*=]Mook falls out of tree, dead[=*=]\\
'''James Bond''': ''[[ExactlyWhatIAimedAt Did I?]]'' As you said, ''such good sport.''
-->-- After Bond shoots a would be assassin during a hunting trip.

->''Play it again, Sam!''
-->-- After Bond chucks Chang out a window and onto a piano.

->'''Hugo Drax''': Why did you break up the encounter with my pet python?\\
'''James Bond''': ''I discovered it had a crush on me.''
-->-- After Bond kills the python Drax sent to kill him.

->'''Hugo Drax:''' At least I shall have the pleasure of putting you out of my misery. Desolated, Mr. Bond?\\
(''Bond slowly raises his hands, allowing his wrist-mounted dart launcher to shoot Drax'')\\
'''James Bond:''' Heartbroken, Mr. Drax. (''opens airlock door'') Please, allow me. [[PreMortemOneLiner Take a giant step for mankind.]]\\
(''[[ThrownOutTheAirlock sends Drax into space]]'')\\
'''Dr. Goodhead''': Where's Drax?\\
'''James Bond''': ''Oh, he had to fly.''
-->-- After Bond launches Drax into outer space.

!!''Film/ForYourEyesOnly''
->''He had no head for heights.''
-->-- After Bond kicks Locque off a cliff.

!!''Film/{{Octopussy}}''
->''"Thank god for hard currency."''
-->-- After surviving a stabbing attempt [[PocketProtector thanks to a wad of bills in his jacket pocket]].

!!''Film/AViewToAKill''
->'''Man''': Qu'est-ce qu'il y a, monsieur?\\
'''James Bond''': ''There's a fly in his soup.''
-->-- After his French contact Aubergine gets stabbed by a poisoned butterfly puppet.

->''All the king's horses and all his men won't do much for that.''
-->-- On the jar of ashes Stacey smashes [[TapOnTheHead over a bad guy's head]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Timothy Dalton]]
!!''Film/TheLivingDaylights''
->'''Kara Milovy''': What happened?\\
'''James Bond''': ''He got the boot!''
-->-- After taking out Necros by taking off his boot.

->''He met his Waterloo.''
-->-- Remarking on Whitaker being crushed to death by a statue of the Duke Of Wellington.

!!''Film/LicenceToKill''
->''Switch the bloody machine off!''
-->-- After dropping Dario into a grinder.

->'''Pam Bouvier''': Oh, God! It's Heller!\\
'''James Bond''': Yeah. ''Looks like he came to a dead end.''
-->-- When bumping into Heller, who Sanchez killed [[ForkliftFu with a forklift]].

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Pierce Brosnan]]
!!''Film/GoldenEye''
->'''Alec Trevelyan''': You're late, 007.\\
'''James Bond''': ''I had to stop in the bathroom.''
-->-- After [[TheCanKickedHim coming out on top in a bathroom skirmish]] during the mission at the start.

->''The writing's on the wall?''
-->-- After Major Boothroyd demonstrates an exploding pen on a test dummy; as seen in the "Other Characters" section, Boothroyd proceeds to complete the one-liner.

->''She always did enjoy a good squeeze.''
-->-- After taking out Xenia Onatopp (a sadomasochist who was [[EstablishingCharacterMoment introduced]] squeezing a man to death between her legs and who tried to do the same to Bond) via squeezing her to death by means of taking out the pilot of her helicopter, pinning her to a tree.

!!''Film/TomorrowNeverDies''
->''Backseat driver!''
-->-- After ejecting a would be assassin out of a fighter jet.

->''They'll print anything these days...''
-->-- After shoving a {{Mook}} into a printing press, resulting in red pages coming out.

!!''Film/TheWorldIsNotEnough''
->'''Henchman''': What happened to Davidov? I was told to expect him.\\
'''James Bond''': ''He was buried with work.''
-->-- After killing Davidov, stealing his identity, and dumping his remains.

->''See you back at the lodge.''
-->-- A rare subversion in that the intended target manages to recover enough to double back and continue the assault.

->'''Elektra''': [[YouWouldntShootMe You wouldn't kill me]], you'd miss me.\\
'''James Bond''': ''[shoots Elektra]'' ''I never miss.''
-->-- The final exchange between Elektra and James Bond.

%%!!''Film/DieAnotherDay''
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[[folder:Daniel Craig]]
!!''Film/CasinoRoyale2006''
->'''Dryden''': Made you feel it, did he? Well, you needn't worry. The second is—\\
'''James Bond''': ''[shoots Dryden]'' ''Yes, considerably.''
-->-- When his target is KilledMidSentence while explaining that while the first kill is always difficult, the second kill is easier.

->''That last hand... nearly killed me.''
-->-- After surviving an assassination attempt during his game.

!!''Film/QuantumOfSolace''
->''Slate was a dead end.''
-->-- A meta example; M realizes what had happened when Tanner relays Bond's message to her.

!!''Film/{{Skyfall}}''
->''Circle of life.''
-->-- After feeding a henchman to a brace of komodo dragons.

->''Last rat standing.''
-->-- His IronicEcho to Silva after knifing him during the climactic showdown.

->''I always hated this place.''
-->-- After blowing up his childhood home with several henchmen inside.

%%!!''Film/{{Spectre}}''

!!''Film/NoTimeToDie''
->I just showed someone your watch, Q. ''It blew his mind.''
-->-- After using his EMP watch to kill [[TheDragon Primo]] through his cybernetic eye.
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[[folder:Other Characters]]
!!''Film/YouOnlyLiveTwice''
-> '''Police officer''': ''Well, at least he died on the job. [[OutWithABang He'd have wanted it this way.]]''
-->-- After finding Bond apparently dead in his bed.

!!''Film/DiamondsAreForever''
-> '''Ernst Stavro Blofeld''': ''Making mud pies, 007?''
-->-- After Bond sabotages a cloning operation.

-> '''Albert Wint''': ''Curious, how everyone who touches those diamonds seems to die...''
-->-- After shoving a scorpion ("Mother Nature's finest killer", according to Charles Kidd) down Dr. Tynan's shirt.

->'''Joe''': Stop right there! Who are you?\\
'''Albert Wint''': ''[shouting so Joe can understand him through the whirring of the helicopter blades]'' Dr. Tynan sent us!\\
'''Joe''': Why didn't he come himself?\\
'''Charles Kidd''': ''[shouting so Joe can understand him through the whirring of the helicopter blades]'' He was taken sick!\\
'''Albert Wint:''' ''Bitten by the bug!''
-->-- Referring to the dentist who they'd just killed.

->'''Charles Kidd''': ''If God had wanted man to fly...''\\
'''Albert Wint''': ''He would've given him wings, Mr. Kidd.''
-->-- After blowing up a helicopter, killing Joe, as it prepares to depart from South Africa.

->'''Charles Kidd''': [[DueToTheDead Mrs. Whistler did want pictures of the Canal for the children.]]\\
'''Albert Wint''': [[PetTheDog How kind of you, Mr. Kidd.]] ''The children will be so thrilled.''
-->-- As Mr. Kidd honors Mrs. Whistler's request for pictures of the Canal in Amsterdam after her body is recovered from the drink.

->'''Charles Kidd''': ''Two's company, Mr. Wint...''\\
'''Albert Wint''': ''And Tree was a crowd, Mr. Kidd.''
-->-- After cutting down Shady Tree with a bullet to the brain.

->'''Albert R. Saxby''': Hold it! Don't go in there. We didn't get the real diamonds, so we need Tree alive.\\
'''Charles Kidd''': ''That's most annoying...''
-->-- When Saxby confronts Wint and Kidd outside of Shady Tree's dressing room, unaware that they had already done the deed.

->'''James Bond''': Saxby...!\\
'''Willard Whyte''': Bert Saxby!?\\
'''James Bond''': Yeah.\\
'''Willard Whyte''': ''Tell him he's fired!''
-->-- After Saxby is gunned down by Whyte's bodyguards in the middle of an assassination attempt.

!!''Film/TheManWithTheGoldenGun''
->'''Francisco Scaramanga''': ''Mr. Fat has just resigned; I am the new Chairman of the Board. He always did like that mausoleum. Put him in it.''
-->-- After killing his employer, Hai Fat.

->'''Francisco Scaramanga:''' ''Now, that's what I call solar power.''
-->-- After destroying Bond's plane with a solar-powered laser cannon.

->'''Mary Goodnight''': ''I knocked him out cold.''
-->-- After freezing an engineer to death by kicking him into liquid nitrogen.

!!''Film/TheSpyWhoLovedMe''
->'''Karl Stromberg:''' Cancel transfer of $20,000,000. Inform next of kin that a tragic accident has resulted in the death of Professor Markovitz and Doctor Bechmann. ''The funeral was at sea.''
-->-- Referring to the scientists he killed by blowing up their helicopter over the ocean.

->'''Major Anya Amasova:''' ''[[BorrowedCatchPhrase Shaken, but not stirred]].''
-->-- [[CarFu After pinning Jaws against a wall with a van]].

!!''Film/{{Octopussy}}''
->'''Vijay:''' ''Game, set, and match!''
-->-- After beating a mook by using a tennis racket. Vijay is played by [[TheDanza Vijay Amritraj]], [[CastingGag who is a professional tennis player]].

!!''Film/AViewToAKill''
->'''Max Zorin''': ''So, does anyone else want to drop out?''
-->-- After a businessman gets ThrownFromTheZeppelin.

->'''Stacey Sutton''': ''It was Granddad's ashes, but he always loved a good fight.''
-->-- After [[AshesToCrashes braining one of Zorin's goons with her grandfather's urn]].

!!''Film/LicenceToKill''
->'''Felix Leiter:''' Where's my wife?
->'''Dario:''' Don't worry. ''We gave her a nice'' honeymooooon.
-->-- After Sanchez's goons have raped and killed Della.

->''He disagreed with something that ate him. [[LampshadeHanging (P.S. We have plenty more]] [[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor jokes as good as this.)]]''
-->-- Note left on a horrifically mauled and still-breathing Felix Leiter, borrowed from ''Literature/LiveAndLetDie''.

->'''Sharkey''': God, what a terrible waste...\\
''*Bond glares at Sharkey*''\\
'''Sharkey''': ...of ''money.''
-->-- When Killifer falls into Sanchez's SharkPool after Bond throws a briefcase of money at him.

->'''Perez''': What about the money, padron?\\
(''beat'')\\
'''Sanchez''': ''Launder it.''
-->-- After Sanchez executes Krest by putting him into a hyperbaric chamber filled with money and [[ExplosiveDecompression cutting the air supply with an axe]].

!!''Film/GoldenEye''
->'''Major Boothroyd''': ''Don't say it!''
->'''James Bond''': ''The writing's on the wall?''
->'''Major Boothroyd''': ''Along with the rest of him.''
-->-- After Q demonstrates the exploding pen on a test dummy.

->'''Major Boothroyd''': ''Don't touch that! That's my lunch!''
-->-- Snatching a sandwich out of Bond's hand, who was looking it over thinking it was another disguised gadget.

->'''Xenia Onatopp''': ''I had to ventilate someone.''
-->-- After riddling [[AirVentPassageway an overhead ventilation shafted]] whose cover had been disturbed, assuming it's where Natalya hid. [[SubvertedTrope She's actually]] [[DecoyHidingPlace in the cupboard]].

!!''Film/DieAnotherDay''
->'''Zao''': ''How's that for a punchline?''
-->--After punching Bond in the gut.

->'''Miranda Frost''': I can read your every move!\\
'''Jinx''': [[PreMortemOneLiner Read]] [[VerbTHIS THIS...]] ''[[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]]''
-->-- Jinx stabs Frost while the latter shields herself with a book called "The Art of War"; note the PotHole to PreMortemOneLiner over what Jinx says right ''before'' the stabbing.

->'''Jinx''': ''I think I broke her heart.''
-->-- Her subsequent remark to Bond about said stabbing.

!!''Film/QuantumOfSolace''
->'''M''': ''Damn it, he killed him!''
-->-- Realizing what had happened when Tanner relays Bond's message to her.

!!''Film/{{Skyfall}}''
->'''Kincade''': ''Welcome to Scotland.''
-->-- Greeting the {{Mook}} he had just killed.
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