->''"Anything can be penetrated with the proper tool."''
-->-- '''Franchise/JamesBond''', ''VideoGame/{{Nightfire}}''

->"''You're a dangerous fool who should be sent west. You have forgotten the face of your father.''"
-->-- '''Roland Deschain''' (to an unconscious CowboyCop), ''[[Literature/TheDrawingOfTheThree The Dark Tower: The Drawing of the Three]]''

->"''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Friendship is science]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]].''"
-->-- '''Lollerskates''', ''Dream Team'': Episode 3

->'''Hercules:''' That'll leave a '''stink'''.\\
'''Icarus:''' Stop it, no one likes a mocker.\\
'''Hercules:''' But that's how secret agents talk!
-->-- ''Disney's Disney/{{Hercules}}: [[RecycledTheSeries The Animated Series]]'', "Hercules and the Golden Touch"

->''"Another bunch of bad guys bite the dust. Am I good or am I good?"''
-->-- ''VideoGame/OperationFlashpoint''

-> ''Shot everyone in the town, and all these corpses lyin' round, and he goes and makes a glib comment. What kind of person would do that, at that time? He goes "I'm outta here, this place is dead anyway - zing!" Fortunately though, in this situation, everybody was dead so no one was offended.''
-->-- "Stana", '''FlightOfTheConchords'''

-> There were a lot of things [Vimes] could say. "Son of a bitch!" would have been a good one. Or he could say "Welcome to civilization!" He could have said "Laugh this one off!" He might have said "Fetch!"\\
[[SubvertedTrope But he didn't]], because if he had said any of those things, then he'd know that what he had just done was murder.
-->-- ''Discworld/TheFifthElephant'', after Sam Vimes has killed a werewolf.

-> ''"Apology accepted, Captain Needa."''
-->-- '''Darth Vader''', ''Franchise/StarWars Episode V: Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack''

->''Maybe I'm old fashioned, but if you have nothing fun to say after [[Film/RedHeat shooting a crossdressing nurse through a door and two panes of glass]], you probably have no business shooting anyone, period.''
-->-- '''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.break.com/article/the-12-best-arnold-kills-out-of-all-509-2554063 "The 12 Best Arnold Kills (Out of 509)"]]

->''YEAH! YOU GOT FUCKED!''
-->-- '''Rock''', ''Manga/BlackLagoon'', after a would-be assassin gets blown up.

->'''Danny Butterman:''' How's Lurch?
->'''Nicholas Angel:''' He's in the freezer.
->'''Danny:''' Did you say "Cool off"?
->'''Nicholas:''' No, I didn't say anything, actually.
->'''Danny:''' Shame.
->'''Nicholas:''' There was a bit earlier on that you missed when I, uh, distracted him with the cuddly monkey. And then I said "Playtime's over", then I hit him with the peace lily.
->'''Danny:''' You're off the fucking chain!
-->-- ''Film/HotFuzz''

!!Trope Namer Remarks

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[[folder:Sean Connery]]
!!''Film/DrNo''
-> ''Sergeant, make sure he doesn't get away.''
-->-- As he leaves a dead {{Mook}} who [[BetterToDieThanBeKilled smoked a cyanide-laced cigarette]] in the custody of a security guard at the Government House in Jamaica.

->'''Construction Worker''': How did it happen?\\
'''James Bond''': ''I think they were on their way to a funeral.''
-->-- After a pursuing hearse fails to pass the obstacle Bond passed on a mountainside.

!!''Film/FromRussiaWithLove''
-> ''She should've kept her mouth shut.''
-->-- After helping Kerim Bey shoot a man hiding behind a picture of Anita Ekberg.

-> ''You won't be needing this, old man.''
-->-- After taking his stuff back from the recently killed Red Grant.

-> ''I'd say one of their aircraft is missing.''
-->-- After shooting down a SPECTRE helicopter.

-> ''There's a saying in England: Where there's smoke, there's fire.''
-->-- After setting some SPECTRE boats ablaze.

->'''Tatiana Romanova''': Horrible, horrible woman.\\
'''James Bond''': ''Yes, she had her kicks.''
-->-- After Tatiana kills the shoe-knife wielding Rosa Klebb.

!!''Film/{{Goldfinger}}''
-> ''Shocking. Positively shocking.''
-->-- After [[ElectrifiedBathtub putting an electric heater in a bathtub]].

->'''Auric Goldfinger''' Forgive me, Mr. Bond, but, uh... I must arrange to separate my gold from the late Mr. Solo.\\
'''James Bond''': ''As you said, he had a pressing engagement.''
-->-- Referring to the gangster that Oddjob killed minutes before.

->'''Felix Leiter''': You okay, James? Where's your butler friend?\\
'''James Bond''': ''He blew a fuse.''
-->-- After Bond has electrocuted Oddjob.

->'''Pussy Galore''': What happened? Where's Goldfinger?\\
'''James Bond''': ''Playing his golden harp.''
-->-- After Goldfinger [[ContinuousDecompression is sucked out of his private jet.]]

!!''Film/{{Thunderball}}''
-> ''Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She's just dead.''
-->-- After taking out Fiona Volpe by having one of her henchmen kill her.

-> ''I think he got the point.''
-->-- After killing Vargas with a harpoon.

->'''Domino''': I'm glad I killed him.\\
'''James Bond''': ''You're glad?''
-->-- After Domino saves Bond by killing Emilio Largo.

!!''Film/YouOnlyLiveTwice''
->'''Tiger Tanaka''': How is that for Japanese efficiency?\\
'''James Bond''': ''Just a drop in the ocean.''
-->-- After Tanaka tosses some henchmen into the ocean.

-> ''Bon appetit!''
-->-- After tossing a henchman into Blofeld's piranha pool. (Later used by Dalton in ''Licence To Kill'' after stuffing a henchman into a maggot tank.)

!!''Film/DiamondsAreForever''
-> ''Welcome to Hell, Blofeld.''
-->-- After killing a Blofeld clone by pushing him into a pool of hot mud.

->'''Tiffany Case''': My God, you just killed James Bond!\\
'''James Bond''': Is that who it was? ''Well, it just goes to show no one's indestructible.''
-->-- Bond feigning surprise upon learning that he had killed "himself".

-> ''It's funny... all the things one wanted to say to one's brother, when it's all too late.''
-->-- His alibi just before boarding a plane to Los Angeles with the body of his "brother".

-> ''My condolences, gentlemen!''
-->-- As he leaves Slumber, Inc. as Shady Tree tries to question him about the whereabouts of the real diamonds; unusual in that no fatality is involved, but the pwnage in Bond's voice is still there.

->'''Ernst Stavro Blofeld''': Right idea, Mr. Bond.\\
'''James Bond''': ''But wrong pussy...''
-->-- After Bond offs another Blofeld clone, having lured him in by [[KickTheDog kicking his ]]RightHandCat.

-> ''Well, he certainly left with his tail between his legs.''
-->-- After literally [[HoistByHisOwnPetard hoisting Albert Wint with his own petard]].
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[[folder:George Lazenby]]
!!''Film/OnHerMajestysSecretService''
-> ''Gate crasher! I'll leave you to tidy up.''
-->-- After knocking out a man and leaving him in the trashed hotel room.

-> ''He had lots of guts!''
-->-- After someone gets disemboweled by a snowblower.

-> ''He's branched off!''
-->-- After Blofeld hits a tree during the final bobsled chase.
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[[folder:Roger Moore]]
!!''Film/LiveAndLetDie''
->'''Solitaire''': Where's Kananga?\\
'''James Bond''': ''He always did have an inflated opinion of himself.''
-->-- After literally blowing up Kananga.

->'''Solitaire''': Now what are you doing?\\
'''James Bond''': ''Just being disarming, darling.''
-->-- After taking out Tee-Hee and tossing his metal arm out the window.

!!''Film/TheManWithTheGoldenGun''
-> ''I'm afraid I'll have to owe you.''
-->-- Non-lethal example, after pushing a kid merchant who fixed Bond's boat into the river.

!!''Film/TheSpyWhoLovedMe''
-> ''What a helpful chap.''
-->-- After dropping Sandor to his death after the latter mentions pyramids.

-> ''All those feathers and he still can't fly!''
-->-- After a motorcycle riding henchman runs into a cloud of feathers and falls off a cliff.

-> ''He was cut off - permanently.''
-->-- Commenting on a club owner killed while answering the phone.

!!''Film/{{Moonraker}}''

->'''Hugo Drax''': You missed, Mr Bond.\\
[=*=]Mook falls out of tree, dead[=*=]\\
'''James Bond''': ''Did I?''
-->-- After Bond shoots a would be assassin during a hunting trip.

-> ''Play it again, Sam!''
-->-- After Bond chucks Chang out a window and onto a piano.

->'''Hugo Drax''': Why did you break up the encounter with my pet python?\\
'''James Bond''': ''I discovered it had a crush on me.''
-->-- After Bond kills the python Drax sent to kill him.

->'''Dr. Goodhead''': Where's Drax?\\
'''James Bond''': ''Oh, he had to fly.''
-->-- After Bond launches Drax into outer space.

!!''Film/ForYourEyesOnly''
-> ''He had no head for heights.''
-->-- After Bond kicks Locque off a cliff.

%%!!''Film/{{Octopussy}}''

%%!!Film/AViewToAKill''
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[[folder:Timothy Dalton]]
!!''Film/TheLivingDaylights''
->'''Kara Milovy''': What happened?\\
'''James Bond''': ''He got the boot!''
-->-- After taking out Necros by taking off his boot.

-> ''He met his Waterloo.''
-->-- Remarking on Whitaker being crushed to death by a statue of the Duke Of Wellington.

!!''Film/LicenceToKill''
-> ''Looks like he came to a dead end.''
-->-- When bumping into Heller, who Sanchez killed with a forklift.

-> ''Switch the bloody machine off!''
-->-- After dropping Dario into a grinder.

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[[folder:Pierce Brosnan]]
!!''Film/GoldenEye''
-> ''The writing's on the wall?''
-->-- After Major Boothroyd demonstrates an exploding pen on a test dummy; as seen in the "Other Characters" section, Boothroyd proceeds to complete the one-liner.

-> ''She always did enjoy a good squeeze.''
-->-- After taking out Xenia Onatopp.

!!''Film/TomorrowNeverDies''
-> ''Backseat driver!''
-->-- After ejecting a would be assassin out of a fighter jet.

-> ''They'll print anything these days...''
-->-- After shoving a {{Mook}} into a printing press, resulting in red pages coming out.

!!''Film/TheWorldIsNotEnough''
-> ''I never miss.''
-->-- After killing someone who played the YouWouldntShootMe card and told him he'd miss her.

%%!!''Film/DieAnotherDay''
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[[folder:Daniel Craig]]
!!''Film/CasinoRoyale''
-> ''Yes, considerably.''
-->-- When his target is KilledMidSentence while explaining that while the first kill is always difficult, the second kill is easier.

-> ''That last hand... nearly killed me.''
-->-- After surviving an assassination attempt during his game.

!!''Film/QuantumOfSolace''
-> ''Slate was a dead end.''
-->-- A meta example; M realizes what had happened when Tanner relays Bond's message to her.

!!''Film/{{Skyfall}}''
-> ''Last rat standing.''
-->-- His IronicEcho to Silva after knifing him during the climactic showdown.
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[[folder:Other Characters]]
!!''Film/DiamondsAreForever''
-> '''Albert Wint''': ''Curious how everyone who touches those diamonds seems to... die.''
-->-- After shoving a scorpion down a dentist's shirt.

->'''Pilot''': Stop right there! Who are you?\\
'''Albert Wint''': Dr. Tynan sent us.\\
'''Pilot''': Why didn't he come himself?\\
'''Charles Kidd''': He was taken sick.\\
'''Albert Wint:''' ''Bitten by the bug.''
-->-- Referring to the aforementioned dentist they killed.

->'''Charles Kidd''': ''If God had wanted man to fly...''\\
'''Albert Wint''': ''He would've given him wings, Mr. Kidd.''
-->-- After blowing up a helicopter as it prepares to depart from South Africa.

->'''Charles Kidd''': [[DueToTheDead Mrs. Whistler did want pictures of the Canal for the children.]]\\
'''Albert Wint''': [[PetTheDog How kind of you, Mr. Kidd.]] ''The children will be so thrilled.''
-->-- As Mr. Kidd honors Mrs. Whistler's request for pictures of the Canal in Amsterdam after her body is recovered from the drink.

->'''Charles Kidd''': ''Two's company, Mr. Wint...''\\
'''Albert Wint''': ''And Tree's a crowd, Mr. Kidd.''
-->-- After cutting down Shady Tree with a bullet to the brain.

->'''Albert R. Saxby''': Hold it! Don't go in there. We didn't get the real diamonds, so we need Tree alive.\\
'''Charles Kidd''': ''That's most annoying...''
-->-- When Saxby confronts Wint and Kidd outside of Shady Tree's dressing room, unaware that they had already done the deed.

->'''James Bond''': Saxby?\\
'''Willard Whyte''': Bert Saxby!?\\
'''James Bond''': Yeah...\\
'''Willard Whyte''': ''Tell him he's fired!''
-->-- After Saxby is gunned down by Whyte's bodyguards in the middle of an assassination attempt.

!!''Film/TheManWithTheGoldenGun''
-> '''Francisco Scaramanga''': ''Mr. Fat has just resigned; I am the new Chairman of the Board.''
-->-- After killing his employer, Hai Fat. He has Fat summarily buried in a nearby mausoleum, remarking how "he always did like that mausoleum".

-> '''Mary Goodnight''': ''I knocked him out cold.''
-->-- After freezing an engineer to death by kicking him into liquid helium.

!!''Film/TheSpyWhoLovedMe''
-> '''Karl Stromberg:''' ''Tell them the burial was at sea.''
-->-- Referring to the scientists he killed by blowing up their helicopter over the ocean.

!!''Film/AViewToAKill''
-> '''Max Zorin''': ''So, does anyone else want to drop out?''
-->-- After a businessman gets ThrownFromTheZeppelin.

!!''Film/LicenceToKill''
->'''Felix Leiter:''' Where's my wife?
->'''Dario:''' Don't worry. ''We gave her a nice'' honeymooooon.
-->-- After Sanchez's goons have raped and killed Della.

-> ''He disagreed with something that ate him.''
-->-- Note left on a horrifically mauled and still-breathing Felix Leiter.

->'''Sharkey''': God, what a terrible waste.\\
''*Bond glares at Sharkey*''\\
'''Sharkey''': ''Of money.''
-->-- After Killifer falls into Sanchez's SharkPool.

->'''Mook''': What about the money?\\
'''Sanchez''': Launder it.
-->-- After Sanchez puts Krest into a hyperbaric chamber filled with money and [[ExplosiveDecompression cutting the air supply with an axe]].

!!''Film/GoldenEye''
-> '''Major Boothroyd''': ''Along with the rest of him.''
-->-- Adding to Bond's remark about how "the writing's on the wall" after demonstrating an exploding pen on a test dummy.

!!''Film/DieAnotherDay''
->'''Miranda Frost''': I can read your every move!\\
'''Jinx''': [[PreMortemOneLiner Read this...]] ''[[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]]''
-->-- Jinx stabs Frost while the latter shields herself with a book called "The Art of War"; note the PotHole to PreMortemOneLiner over what Jinx says right ''before'' the stabbing.

-> '''Jinx''': ''I think I broke her heart.''
-->-- Her subsequent remark to Bond about said stabbing.

!!''Film/{{Skyfall}}''
-> '''Kincade''': ''Welcome to Scotland.''
-->-- Greeting the {{Mook}} he had just killed.
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