->''"So, as you can see, Grifball is the ideal sport. It has all the elements of classic gamemanship: [[ButtMonkey Grif's]] pain and suffering, Grif's humiliation and defeat, and Grif's multiple deaths."''
-->-- '''Sarge''', ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue''

->''"The players assemble, twelve fine, hearty men,''
->''They strapped on their cauldrons, stood poised to fly,''
->''At the sound of the horn they were swiftly airborne,''
->''But ten of their number were fated to die."''
-->-- '''Gaelic Poem on Creaothceann''', ''Literature/QuidditchThroughTheAges.''