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->''F-Zero? Isn't that the game known for nothing other than all your base are belong to us?''
-->--On F-Zero

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->''Is it bad that I really want an extensive quote page like Tzetze's?''
-->--On Quote Pages

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->''I have no inner nerd. Inner lots of things, not an inner nerd though, I can only assume this is because I am an outer nerd.''
-->--On being a nerd.

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->''The web is my window to the outside world, and I really don't enjoy being trapped in [my hometown].''
-->--On smalltown wangst

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->''Quote me, bitches. ''
-->--On being quoted



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->''Let's run through the list here, shall we?''
->''For one thing, if you're wearing a damn ''groucho mustache, bowler hat and glasses'' no shit people are going to tell you're wearing a fucking disguise. Fucking amateur, secondly, if you get caught red-handed (which you ''did'') man up, don't be a pussy about it. Thirdly, ''you're a fucking yellow ball'' why do you need a disguise in the first place? You could easily go almost anywhere undetected if you weren't wearing that damn dime store getup. You could get on a plane, Muslims can't do that no more, but ''you'' could, because you're a fucking ball! Do you get where I'm going with this? You're honestly stupid enough to not ''only'' believe that you—let me reiterate this, a ''fucking ball''—''need a disguise, but that a toy mustache and a hat'' is ''a disguise, and'' not only that[=''=] you think that saying "oop, I'm not wearing a disguise" is actually going to get you out of being caught.''
->''GOD.''
->''Fucking noob.''
-->--On disguises, From the''[[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=jigelknecjk4ak99f24gy3j2&page=32#799 What offends you about the previous post?]] game.''

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->''Well if you're close enough to give a mod a massage, you could ask while you're giving it to them. ''
-->--On [[strike: messaging]] massaging the mods

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->''Is murder still illegal in this country or...?''
-->--On murder.

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->''I will say that my favorite food is shoes''
-->--[[ItMakesSenseInContext On randomness being an enforced standard, rather than an outlier.]]

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->''I once downloaded all of KISS' discography solely out of spite.''
-->-- On downloading all of KISS' discography solely out of spite.

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->''You could ride a flaming evil red walrus named Rufus through the empire state building whilst yodeling, and someone could ask me if I knew what was going on, and I'd just be like "yep, that's Aondeug. She crazy."''
-->--On @/{{Aondeug}}

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->You know what else everyone used to think was cool?
->Satan
->also smoking.
->also Hitler
->Yes, I just implied that research papers are worse than Satan, Hitler, and smoking put together. What'cha gonna do about it?
-->--On research papers

->"SO JUSTICE I HEARD YOU WERE TUBESPHERING ON THE BLAGOBLAG"
-->--On @/{{Justice4243}}