->''"I'm only nearsighted. I '''DO''' wear glasses! Take it or leave it, losers! It helps me see better. See more detail and more clear vision than any of you knuckleheads can put together... out of your own ego that you so richly... consume of."''
-->-- '''[[Webcomic/{{Sonichu}} Christine Weston Chandler]]'''

->''"I can't take my glasses off! I can't see without them!"''
-->-- '''Wolfgang Katsuragi''', ''Fanfic/OnePieceParallelWorks''

->'''Sydney:''' M-my glasses! Where are my glasses!\\
'''Unnamed Mook:''' Oh you've got to be kidding. This is too good! No challenge at all!\\
'''Sydney:''' ''[smirk, followed by swift beatdown]'' Hah! Trope subverted! No one is that blind you big pile of idiot! Well... some people are that blind... like blind people... but they don't get to be cops!
-->-- [[http://grrlpowercomic.com/archives/1290 Sydney using this trope as a trap]], ''Webcomic/GrrlPower''

->'''Denmark:''' I think I'm going to faint...\\
'''Sweden:''' Then take them [my glasses] off! Stop walking around! Where are you, Denmark!?\\
'''Denmark:''' I don't know! [[InvertedTrope I can't see!]]\\
'''Norway:''' ''[thinking]'' This is why I don't own a TV.
-->-- ''Webcomic/ScandinaviaAndTheWorld''
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