->'''Cheese Man''': I wear the cheese. It does not wear ''me''.
-->-- ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "Restless"[[note]]And yes, it MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext[[/note]]

->''"Cheese is tasty! Cheese is healthy! Cheese makes everything better! [[SeriousBusiness Cheese makes the world go round]]!"''
-->-- ''A book in VideoGame/DragonQuestVIII''[[note]]A game where cheese is used to give a mouse fire breath.[[/note]]

->"Arrrrrgh!" screams lactose-intolerant Vincent Goth, a member of the public safety board, as incoming rounds of mature gouda smash the windows and claim the suits of several nearby advisors. "As I've been saying for many years now, cheese is a dangerous weapon in the wrong hands and should be outlawed. Ban all cheese now, and enforce it!"

->'''Costumer:''' So I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles.\\
'''Shop owner:''' Come again?\\
'''Costumer:''' I want to buy some '''CHEESE'''!
-->--The Cheese Shop Sketch, ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus''

-> Wonderful, time for a celebration! Cheese for everyone!
-->-- '''Sheogorath''', ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIVOblivion''

-> I wouldn't take Gil if you stripped him naked and dipped him in cheese!
-->--Agatha Heterodyne, Webcomic/GirlGenius

-> ''Apparently the 2 most significant historical events here in Boatmurdered are elephants and cheese. Take a close look at the cheese ones actually, they aren't even carvings of cheese, but renditions of some ''other'' image of a cheese. They're freaking homages!'' [[note]]''Homages to fromages?''[[/note]]
-->-- ''{{Boatmurdered}}''

-> ''Cheeeeese'', Gromit!
-->--Wallace, ''WallaceAndGromit''

-> ''Les pieds de Dieu'' [[note]]''The feet of God''[[/note]]
-->--[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%C3%A9on-Paul_Fargue Léon-Paul Fargue]] on Camembert