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->'''Quagmire:''' Wow, Joe, how'd you pull that off?
->'''Joe:''' I put in a call from the [=McDaniel=]'s payphone while you guys were getting that 9-piece Chicken [=McFingers=] and those Diet Conks and those fresh fries.
->'''Quagmire:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh,]] ''[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe come o--!]]'' T-They don't own french fries!
-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', (a little later in) "Cool Hand Peter"

->'''Willie:''' Boy! You read my thoughts! You've got the Shinning!
->'''Bart:''' You mean [[Film/TheShining Shining]].
->'''Willie:''' Shhh! You wanna get sued?
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Treehouse of Horror V"

->'''Bart:''' Which of these [[TabletopGames board lames]] shall we play? ''[[TabletopGame/CandyLand Taffy Land]]''?\\
'''Milhouse:''' ''[[TabletopGame/ChutesAndLadders Drops and Risers]]''?\\
'''Bart:''' ''[[{{Series/Concentration}} Consternation]]''.\\
'''Milhouse:''' ''[[TabletopGame/HungryHungryHippos Ravenous Ravenous Rhinos]]''.\\
'''Bart:''' ''[[TabletopGame/MouseTrap1963 Mouse Catch]]''.\\
'''Milhouse:''' ''[[TabletopGame/{{Battleship}} Battle Boat]]''.\\
'''Bart:''' ''[[TabletopGame/{{Monopoly}} Funopoly]]''.\\
'''Milhouse:''' ''Crate of Apes''.\\
'''Bart:''' ''[[TabletopGame/{{Yahtzee}} Yahtzu]]''.\\
'''Milhouse:''' ''Tiddlywonks''.\\
(''Bart then discovers "Devil's Path", a parody of "Film/{{Jumanji}}"'')
-->--''The Simpsons'', "Treehouse of Horror XXI"

->''And by the way, I'm not sure if you're familiar with the brand Harmin'? But, uh, the manufacturers of this particular toilet paper? No free rides.''
-->--''Series/TheColbertReport''

->'''Ernest:''' ''(carrying a large box)'' I found the Christmas Island toy stash!\\
'''Sherman:''' Nice going, Ernest!\\
'''Ernest:''' ''(places the box down and opens it up)'' Now, granted, they don't seem to be the brand-name toys that everyone's used to... they could be knock-offs for all I know.\\
''(Ernest hands Fillmore a G.I. Joe knockoff from out of the box)''\\
'''Fillmore:''' G.I. Moe?\\
'''Ernest:''' ''(holding a Slinky knockoff)'' Here's a "Slonky".
-->-- ''ComicStrip/ShermansLagoon''

->'''[[LetsPlay/SimonLane Simon]]:''' I was hungry! I needed my [[TrademarkFavoriteFood Joffo Cakes!]] See what I did there? Joffo cakes?\\
'''[[LetsPlay/LewisBrindley Lewis]]:''' It's not trademark-breaking if you don't spell it correctly.
-->-- ''LetsPlay/{{Yogscast}}'', ''Yogventures trailer.''

->''By the way, what bar just advertises "Beer"? That's pretty generic isn't it? Oh, yeah! I’ve always been a fan of “Beer” beer! It’s almost as good as “Burger” burgers!''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic''', ''Film/{{Steel}}'' review

->'''Dan Halen:''' Attention primitives: thy wait is over. I give you your very own Ballmart.\\
'''Granny:''' No no, the store is called Wal-\\
'''Dan Halen:''' Ballmart I said, Baaallmart!\\
''[beat]''\\
'''Granny:''' Yeah, but you mean-\\
'''Dan Halen:''' Ballmart!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Squidbillies}}''

-> ''Maybe I'll make an actual Outrun art project, involving, shit, I don't know. Hotline Miami recreated entirely in web languages. But then I'll get striked by the copyright vultures, so I'll call it "Bob Lime Boob Slamming" or what have you.''
-->-- '''Froghand''', from the [[https://froghand.neocities.org/vaporwavegames.html Shitty Vaporwave Indie Game Reviews]].

->'''Tuna:''' And what exactly are you dressed up as?
->'''John Sponge:''' As John Sponge.
->'''Tuna:''' Wouldn't that be [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarepants SpongeBob]]?
->'''John Sponge:''' No. Well, you see, there was a copyright problem, and now the costume is John Sponge's. And let it be very clear that we are talking of a character that got nothing to do with the one you are talking about. I don't want any trouble later on.
-->-- ''[[Film/{{REC}} [REC] 3: Genesis]]''
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