->''World Government denies flying black helicopters over Montana.''
-->-- News headline from ''Fanfic/Plan7Of9FromOuterSpace''

->'''Ron''': So, what are the chances that they're not after us?\\
'''Kim''': They're black helicopters, Ron. They're always after us.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible''

->''"Do you buy your appliances from a place that delivers by black helicopter? Those guys do ''not'' honor warranties."''
-->-- '''Dave Davenport''', ''Webcomic/{{Narbonic}}''

->'''Farmer''': People's been saying they've been seeing [=UFOs=] around.\\
'''Officer Barbrady''': [=UFOs=]? ''[laughs]''\\
'''Farmer''': Yeah, and black army, CIA helicopters and trucks.\\
'''Officer Barbrady''': That is the silliest thing I've ever heard.\\
''[[[InstantlyProvenWrong black helicopters fly overhead]]]''\\
'''Farmer''': What was that?\\
'''Officer Barbrady''': [[BlatantLies That... that was a pigeon]].
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''

->''"Yeees, [[SinisterSurveillance let's look over]] '''there'''..."''
-->-- '''[[ThePoliticalOfficer Twinblade pilot]]''', ''VideoGame/CommandAndConquerRedAlert3''

->Contrary to the urban legend, black helicopters are not invisible. They are, however, cloaked with the best tech the Black Hats can manage on this side of the Gauntlet. [[{{Magitek}} Arcane technomagick]] renders the 'copters inconspicuous; thermal camouflage deflects heat sensors and adjusts light refractions off the the copter's surface; finally, mental projectors send [[BystanderSyndrome "not my business"]] vibes to anyone who might be watching. While most of these helicopters are literally painted jet-black, their counter-sensory array allows them to essentially disappear.
-->-- ''TabletopGame/MageTheAscension -- The Technomancer's Toolbox''

->'''Conspiracy Theorist''': Black Helicopters! With silenced, counter-rotating blades and light-absorbing paint! They're ''real'', man! Don't be suckered in by the media lies!\\
'''Virus''': Helicopters? Try VTOL jet aircraft, dude. And there's no such thing as "light-absorbing paint". It's actually a resin matrix of nanoscopic piezoelectric metacrystals. Active noise-cancellation is civvy technology already used in sound studios, you just need a massive number of CPU cycles to make it work 3-dimensionally on a whole aircraft. Techno-angelic cloud-computing makes CABAL the most powerful supercomputer in the world, of course, so that's not a problem.\\
'''Eastwood''': Those guys are foreign businessmen or something. You got nothing to worry about from them. ''They'' aren't Inquisition.\\
-BeatPanel with all four heroes glaring at the conspiracist, showing Virus' Inquisition badge-\\
'''Conspiracy Theorist''': I-- You-- Oh. Oh gods. Oh ''gods''.\\
'''Lothar''': Keep watching the skies, friend. We'll see ''you'' later.
-->-- ''Webcomic/ExterminatusNow'', "[[http://exterminatusnow.co.uk/2010-12-06/comic/non-storyline/randoms/boy-did-you-pick-the-wrong-table/ Boy did you pick the wrong table]]"

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